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  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    I don't feel so good
    Seriously. I don't.

    I want to lay down, not fly all day.

    I made money playing blackjack yesterday and made friends with a black girl.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    Are you hung over Bread. Got the shits, the pukes....or what....

    Bread we are here to help.

    Slick.
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      Slick I like that you are here for me. I'm sitting in the New Orleans airport right now. Robyn and I are wrecked.

      Hug me now.
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      • SlickFazzer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-22-08
        • 20209

        #4
        That city has been known to eat people up and spit them out.

        I hope you and Robyn make it home safely..
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        • Teela
          SBR MVP
          • 07-19-08
          • 2551

          #5
          Don't be that guy that pukes on the plane.

          There's nothing like being in a small enclosed space with the smell of vomit for an hour or more.
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            Tella do you work?
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              Right Teela. Puke smells.

              I remember back in elementary school when a kid would puke on the bus, and they would
              sprinkle that shit on it......that smell still gets to me...

              Bread, take some medication to ease the gut rot.
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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #8
                Slick I'm pretty sure I have cancer of the esophagus after this weekend. My larynx hates me.
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                • fiveteamer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-14-08
                  • 10805

                  #9
                  Going to Cuba on Thursday. First time ever on a airplane.

                  God bless.
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                  • Bread
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-16-08
                    • 23726

                    #10
                    5t just remember that airport security isn't as liberal as the SBR mods.

                    You will end up in prison. I'm positive of it.
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                    • SlickFazzer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-08
                      • 20209

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bread
                      Slick I'm pretty sure I have cancer of the esophagus after this weekend. My larynx hates me.
                      damn, your larninx might just be shot.
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                      • SlickFazzer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-22-08
                        • 20209

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fiveteamer
                        Going to Cuba on Thursday. First time ever on a airplane.

                        God bless.
                        Dont carry any contraband.

                        Peace be with you.
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                        • fiveteamer
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-14-08
                          • 10805

                          #13
                          These are good tips, thanks Slicker and Breader.

                          Stay in the game.

                          God bless.
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                          • Teela
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-19-08
                            • 2551

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bread
                            Tella do you work?
                            Why would you ask such a crazy thing?

                            I'm unemployed, with the exception of my Avon business. Just the other day, I sold $5 worth of peel-off nail polish to my neighbor.
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                            • fiveteamer
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-14-08
                              • 10805

                              #15
                              Teller is a working gal.

                              If you catch my drift.

                              Did you catch it?

                              God bless.
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                              • Mudcat
                                Restricted User
                                • 07-21-05
                                • 9287

                                #16
                                Teela won $500,000 playing the slots.

                                She'd do it again but she doesn't feel like it.
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                                • Willie Bee
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-14-06
                                  • 15726

                                  #17
                                  Did y'all find a bar showing UFC 93, bread?
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82897

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mudcat
                                    Teela won $500,000 playing the slots.

                                    She'd do it again but she doesn't feel like it.
                                    That was Fishhead.
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                                    • RogueScholar
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-05-07
                                      • 5082

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                      Slick I like that you are here for me. I'm sitting in the New Orleans airport right now. Robyn and I are wrecked.

                                      Hug me now.
                                      I'll hug you Bread, just come here you big galoot! Let Uncle Scholar shepherd you through the valley of death, past the bubbling cauldrons of toilet squirts and the seemingly endless fountains of booze burps.

                                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Bread did you fuk the black girl?
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                                        • Deuce
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-12-08
                                          • 29843

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Bread did you fuk the black girl?
                                          He told me dry anal, came in her ass.
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                                          • Robyn
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-05-08
                                            • 9681

                                            #22
                                            Bread and I are home now and recovering. This was the absolute worst day ever. We were at the casino from 1pm-3am and had to leave for the airport by 8:30am. I feel like someone punched me in the brain.
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                                            • pico
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-05-07
                                              • 27321

                                              #23
                                              wow two degens in a casino....match made in heaven
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                                              • Robyn
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-08
                                                • 9681

                                                #24
                                                Yes, pico. Isn't it grand?
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                                                • Panic
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-06-08
                                                  • 10367

                                                  #25
                                                  Suck it up, Bread. We've all been there(well us alcoholics). You're gonna be fine. You have an internet family that loves you.
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                                                  • pico
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 04-05-07
                                                    • 27321

                                                    #26
                                                    good match up. your life will never get boring for sure.
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                                                    • Boner_18
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-24-08
                                                      • 8301

                                                      #27
                                                      New Orleans is the most fun I never want to have again. That place does bad things to good people.
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                                                      • Robyn
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-05-08
                                                        • 9681

                                                        #28
                                                        Bread is snoring right now...so mission accomplished with him. I am falling asleep at the computer while I wait for our pictures to upload to photobucket.

                                                        We had a lot of fun but I doubt we would go back unless we could find a direct flight. We had a layover in North Carolina which turned an hour and a half flight into a five hour flight. Flying with a hangover and not enough sleep is the worst.
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                                                        • wtf
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-22-08
                                                          • 12983

                                                          #29
                                                          good to know bread nailed that chick in the ass though, made my life
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                                                          • Casperwaits
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-25-06
                                                            • 5042

                                                            #30
                                                            Good to see you two guys "back". Teela, RogueJuror, and myself broke into your house while you were gone. I hope you don't mind that I overflowed your toliet.
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                                                            • Teela
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-19-08
                                                              • 2551

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                                              Good to see you two guys "back". Teela, RogueJuror, and myself broke into your house while you were gone. I hope you don't mind that I overflowed your toliet.
                                                              ...and stole your monkey.
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                                                              • Casperwaits
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-25-06
                                                                • 5042

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Teela
                                                                ...and stole your monkey.

                                                                Stupid Monkey!!!
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                                                                • Robyn
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                                  • 9681

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I found the most awesome lamp on Decatur Street. It's a plastic monkey head and I just HAD to have it.
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                                                                  • Bread
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-16-08
                                                                    • 23726

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                                    Did y'all find a bar showing UFC 93, bread?

                                                                    No we sure didn't. Go figure....I go 5-0 for the first time in forever and wasn't even able to enjoy it. Maybe I should stop watching them altogether
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                                                                    • Robyn
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-05-08
                                                                      • 9681

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Please make sure you do NOT watch the Guida/Diaz fight. Please.

                                                                      k, thx
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