Gay and Bi Men/Women All Want To Fuk Timmy Tebo
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betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#36Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
- 04-08-08
- 16103
#37wow, shocking to say the least.
but a 249 lb man is big, he has a hard time to reach there and don't forget all that hair that gets in the way and i'm sure gets stuck on some of that hair.. whereas a woman seems more fresh and with no hair there must make it easier for them to be clean down there.
i just look at the pic above of that bearded guy who weighs about 245 lbs.. i can bet his butt is not as fresh as the girl in the bikini in the water.. she just looks waaaaaaaaaay more fresher than him. i can't picture that guy taking 10 min a day to make sure it's fresh down there, whereas that girl in brown bikini, i can see her just naturally clean down there and always fresh.
maybe i was wrong all this time.Comment -
RogueScholarSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-05-07
- 5082
#38Nicky, I'm always hesitant to contradict you because I've seen you prove so many people wrong. On the issue of how the different genders attend to their backside hygiene relative to sexual preference, though, I feel I can speak with authority.
That 249 lb. gay "bear" man may be big, but he has just as high a sex drive as any straight man. With all the openly gay men in the world out there, sex is no longer a "commodity" in the gay society. This means that with supply being so equivalent to demand, competition is fierce and relentless. That man works three times as hard as any straight woman to be attractive, and possibly ten times harder than the average straight man. The gay society is very close-knit, and once a person gets a reputation as a "dirty lay", he can lose a significant amount of access to the "land of free sex."
We're talking about shaving...back there, using baby wipes like FiveTeamer (even small packs in the pocket for use in public), inspecting with a hand mirror after using the restroom, applying talc to the frontal groin area to minimize any sort of sweat. I could go into a whole lot more detail, but I think you guys get the picture.
You guys are all straight, and I ask you to really think back to some of your sexual encounters with women. Can you really say that women in general pay that much attention to their backside? How about when they wear a thong and it collects sweat and ... particulates ... back there? How about when they're home all day doing domestic chores and don't have a need to beautify themselves and you go spelunking after supper? How about the hottest girls you've ever taken to your bed, the ones that obviously felt they could let some let noticeable details slide because they were simply gorgeous specimens of the female form?
Gay men perform these ablutions whether they expect intimate contact or not, it's simply a way of life, coupled with a state of mind. Sometimes you're just going to the bar looking to knock back a few after a hard day and another guy invites you to his place after a five minute conversation. Things like that are ordinary, and if you're not ready, sometimes they don't end well.
Again, not trying to gross anyone out, just trying to dispel a myth about relative standards of cleanliness.
Originally posted by StraitShooter90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
- 04-08-08
- 16103
#39i can't argue with you there, rogie.. makes sense. i have seen my fair share of women that looked clean as hell and when they take off underwear, this incredible stench hits me in the face.. i almost vomit.. some women have a really bad odor down there and they never usually smell it, i swear.. i swear, the whole room fogs up with a massive stench and they have no idea what's going on.. you ever see that? what a freakin turn off..
you're right about some women don't take care of themselves and their underwear when put on the floor, you can see the blood stains mixed with poo, and i would say 12% are like this, even the thin and clean and decent looking ones who you'd think no way this can be..
but i can see where you are coming from..Comment -
betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#40Originally posted by Nicky Santoroblood stains mixed with pooComment -
bamasman47SBR Sharp
- 11-08-08
- 287
#41Originally posted by betplomI agree, I think even Jesus has a hardon for him and wants to fukk him in the ass.
Isn't John 3:16 code for fukk me in the ass please Jesus?Comment -
betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#42Originally posted by bamasman47Excuse me, I dont want start an argument or anything. I find your comments here pretty offensive. That comment is very distasteful and I would appreciate you not making those comments.
I find John 3:16 and religious references equally offensive and very distasteful myself.
As soon as religious kooks and believers stop mentioning god and saviour and religion I'll stop making offensive religious comments.
You can look forward to that.
For the record, I believe Allah and Muhammad et all are also closet queers that sit around eating pork rinds after performing oral sex on each other.
Muslims would kill me for saying such things, because they are truly crazier than me.
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#43I have been around lots of gay men whether in showers, steam rooms, ski slopes or delis and I can tell you Nicky they do not even flinch with a hot woman, they might get hard but they have no interest.Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
- 04-12-07
- 82896
#44Originally posted by jjgoldI have been around lots of gay men whether in showers, steam rooms and I can tell you Nicky they do not even flinch with a hot woman, they might get hard but they have no interest.Comment -
betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#45Originally posted by jjgoldI have been around lots of gay men whether in showers, steam rooms, ski slopes or delis and I can tell you Nicky they do not even flinch with a hot woman, they might get hard but they have no interest.
JJ, I'll admit to getting hard at a deli, all that meat, mmmm meat.
That doesn't make me gay.Comment -
The SeerSBR Posting Legend
- 10-29-07
- 10641
#46Nicky , my avatar is a british model named Lucy Pinder. I have had 3 different avatars of her in the last month. I am just fond of her natural. It is not Tebow's girl, neither is that other chick.
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betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#47I can't believe how easily some are offended.Comment
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