Gay and Bi Men/Women All Want To Fuk Timmy Tebo

betplom · 01-09-09, 01:12 PM

I agree, I think even Jesus has a hardon for him and wants to fukk him in the ass.

Isn't John 3:16 code for fukk me in the ass please Jesus?

fiveteamer · 01-09-09, 01:15 PM

My gf think he is cute and that is one of the main reasons why I do not like this sonofabitch.

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 01:16 PM

i swear to GOD, until yesterday, i had never heard of this guy in my life.. forget about being QB for the champs, i didn't know him.. if i saw him at the mall here, i wouldn't even know him. that's how much i know about sports.. I actually thought he was black.

but i wonder if girls want him more, or tom brady.. i doubt he can be as good as tom brady with the women.. all tom brady has to do is show up and breathe in front of a girl and he's got her..

jjgold · 01-09-09, 01:17 PM

LOL

Funny responses

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 01:21 PM

Is this him?? no offence, but he's no Tommy Brady.. oh and btw, i don't have to tell you boys, but check out those knockers............oh my freakin lord.. i'm in love.

betplom · 01-09-09, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

Is this him?? no offence, but he's no Tommy Brady.. oh and btw, i don't have to tell you boys, but check out those knockers............oh my freakin lord.. i'm in love.

Nicky, those are virgin titties, Jesus says don't fvck or have sex before marriage and these two both swear they haven't tried the old cock in cunt routine with each other yet. Good christians, gotta love 'em.

But very hard to believe.

Maybe she has given him a blowjob, according to a former US president a blowjob is not sex.

RogueScholar · 01-09-09, 01:35 PM

Yeah, even I have to admit he's nothing special to look at. For that matter neither is Tom Brady. After seeing that picture, I want Tebow's girlfriend, and if I can't have her, I'll take Philip Rivers.

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 01:39 PM

here's a better pic for you rogie. btw, i had no idea that the seer's avatar was Timmy Tebow's GF.. i thought it was actually The Seer's girlfriend. Didn't the seer say it was his GF?

this pic would make any gay man turn straight? or any lesbian woman turn gay. if they dont turn, they are not human. she looks unreal here.

betplom · 01-09-09, 01:42 PM

I think she would be more popular if she had done porn in the past and one of the videos was recently discovered and shown to the world.

Those are great porn titties! Pearl necklace anyone?

RogueScholar · 01-09-09, 01:44 PM

I actually like the first picture better, Nicky. A picture of a woman is nothing without a gorgeous smile. In the water she has the look of just swallowing a load and saying "Did you have asparagus for supper?"

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 01:45 PM

Tebo just might be bi. Something about the way he talks....he may enjoy a pecker now and then.

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

here's a better pic for you rogie. btw, i had no idea that the seer's avatar was Timmy Tebow's GF.. i thought it was actually The Seer's girlfriend. Didn't the seer say it was his GF?

this pic would make any gay man turn straight? or any lesbian woman turn gay. if they dont turn, they are not human. she looks unreal here.

Nick:

I have done extensive research on this topic. This picture is actually the model Lucy Pinder. She does have some resemblance to the chic in the picture with Tebo, but Lucy Pinder is not stroking Tebos pecker on a nightly basis.

betplom · 01-09-09, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

Tebo just might be bi. Something about the way he talks....he may enjoy a pecker now and then.

Good point, well thought out.

Tebo might even be gay, the hot girlfriend and the I love Jesus schtick might just be a ruse to hide his love of the sauseech.

No wonder he can refrain from bangin that hot little pussy. He's gay.

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 01:51 PM

rogie, can i ask you a question. i've always wondered this and i think you might know the answer

if this same girl in the bikini went up to 100% full fledged male homosexuals. half are bears and half are flamy.. out of the 100 single unattached gay men, how many would make love to her, or at least fool around. i couldn't even make a line on this.. they dont like women, but a sexy beautiful girl like this, i dont know if they'd go. out of 100, how many would go? 20, 50, 80?

and out of 100 single unattached pure hetero women, how many would sleep with her if they had the chance, assuming they talked, she had a great character, charming, etc.... how many out of 100 you think would go for it.. it has to be in the 80's, no?

i know out of 100 single unattached hetero men, 98 would go.. and out of 100 married men, 79 would go..

betplom · 01-09-09, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

rogie, can i ask you a question. i've always wondered this and i think you might know the answer

if this same girl in the bikini went up to 100% full fledged male homosexuals. half are bears and half are flamy.. out of the 100 single unattached gay men, how many would make love to her, or at least fool around. i couldn't even make a line on this.. they dont like women, but a sexy beautiful girl like this, i dont know if they'd go. out of 100, how many would go? 20, 50, 80?

and out of 100 single unattached pure hetero women, how many would sleep with her if they had the chance, assuming they talked, she had a great character, charming, etc.... how many out of 100 you think would go for it.. it has to be in the 80's, no?

i know out of 100 single unattached hetero men, 98 would go.. and out of 100 married men, 79 would go..

Nicky, you don't understand gay men, they are repulsed by female genitalia.

While a gay man can admire a womans beauty the thought of having to see her bearded clam horrifies him in ways we straight guys can't even imagine.

They love the sauseech Nicky, they also love the anus, vaginas are very much taboo.

Chi_archie · 01-09-09, 01:52 PM

good research Fazzer, I think we talked about this a couple nights ago in a thread...

the bikini chick is a professional model... and not Tebow's gf.. there is a resemblance though

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Nicky, you don't understand gay men, they are repulsed by female genitalia.

While a gay man can admire a womans beauty the thought of having to see her bearded clam horrifies him in ways we straight guys can't even imagine.

lol

but i'm sure they wouldn't mind caressing her soft body or even licking her little soft butthole..i would say 50 out of 100 would go.. rmember, she is soft and clean and fresh, and very pretty.

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 01:58 PM

The thing i don't get with gays is how they can enjoy porking some dude in the ass doggy style, in his dry, hairy ass......

WTF.....?

betplom · 01-09-09, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

lol

but i'm sure they wouldn't mind caressing her soft body or even licking her little soft butthole..i would say 50 out of 100 would go.. rmember, she is soft and clean and fresh, and very pretty.

See, you miss the point, these guys don't want a soft clean fresh woman, they want something like this:

or this:

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

The thing i don't get with gays is how they can enjoy porking some dude in the ass doggy style, in his dry, hairy ass......

WTF.....?

if i was going to lick a butthole, i'd definitely prefer it to be this girls soft and fresh clean hairless butthole, than a 249 lb hairy guy's sweaty and smelly butthole..

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 02:00 PM

Deuce.

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 02:03 PM

i'd bet this girl's butthole smells like roses and tastes like peaches, even after she does a #2..

i'd rather like her butthole after 3 meetings in the bathroom for a #2, than one 249 lb hairy guy's butthole after he showered .

This girls butthole would still be tastier and more sanitary.

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 02:05 PM

Damn right Nicky. When a chicks ass tastes like anything in the fruit family you know you have a keeper.

betplom · 01-09-09, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

i'd bet this girl's butthole smells like roses and tastes like peaches, even after she does a #2..

i'd rather like her butthole after 3 meetings in the bathroom for a #2, than one 249 lb hairy guy's butthole after he showered .

This girls butthole would still be tastier and more sanitary.

Nicky your infatuation with the anus is making me wonder which side of the fence you're really on.
Gay men incessantly obsess about the anus, NOT straight SBR forum guys.

A gay Habs fan? hmmmmmmmm

pavyracer · 01-09-09, 02:07 PM

Gayest thread ever

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Nicky your infatuation with the anus is making me wonder which side of the fence you're really on.
Gay men incessantly obsess about the anus, NOT straight SBR Forum guys.

A gay Habs fan? hmmmmmmmm

you're not the 1st person to say this to me.. however, what does that make richie or slicker. they alwys talk about licking the butthole too, especially slicker.. richie only says it when the girl is really hot..

so i am not the only one with that infatuation at sbr.

we have a lot of closet butthole lickers here at sbr.

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Gayest thread ever

annalingus discussions

SlickFazzer · 01-09-09, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

you're not the 1st person to say this to me.. however, what does that make richie or slicker. they alwys talk about licking the butthole too, especially slicker.. richie only says it when the girl is really hot..

so i am not the only one with that infatuation at sbr. (but only with women), no men.

we have a lot of closet butthole lickers here at sbr.

RogueScholar · 01-09-09, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

rogie, can i ask you a question. i've always wondered this and i think you might know the answer

if this same girl in the bikini went up to 100% full fledged male homosexuals. half are bears and half are flamy.. out of the 100 single unattached gay men, how many would make love to her, or at least fool around. i couldn't even make a line on this.. they dont like women, but a sexy beautiful girl like this, i dont know if they'd go. out of 100, how many would go? 20, 50, 80?

and out of 100 single unattached pure hetero women, how many would sleep with her if they had the chance, assuming they talked, she had a great character, charming, etc.... how many out of 100 you think would go for it.. it has to be in the 80's, no?

i know out of 100 single unattached hetero men, 98 would go.. and out of 100 married men, 79 would go..

Nicky, I'll try to answer this as best I can, although being bisexual I don't have a complete insight into the gay mind.

I believe the answer to your question about gay men has to do with whether or not they're out of the closet. For those that are out of the closet, you just might get one, but most likely none. Once a gay man is out of the closet, he really is able to have as much sex as he desires. There really aren't the dating games for gay men, being in a relationship is completely independant of having easy access to sex. You get a boyfriend when you find someone that adds positive energy to your life, you get laid whenever...either going to a club/lounge or a cruising area.

For those that are in the closet I would assume 60-70, just to continue their ruse. You'd assume it'd be higher, but most gay men in the closet that sleep with women do so because they are able to form an emotional attachment with them, not so much based on physical beauty.

For the straight women, I'd say 55%. Again, I think more would want to go to bed with her, but women are a very funny lot. Many of them acknowledge bisexual tendencies but would never act on it for fear of losing social standing. Apparently, a close-knit group of hetero "girlfriends" is bound, to some extent, by the fact that they all get together and discuss dicks. Once one of them crosses the fence, apparently, the other girls don't feel as comfortable around her. For further insight here, you'd have to ask a girl, I'm out of my element.

Anyhow, I think I covered your questions. If anyone thinks I left something out, just let me know. As of today I'm single again so I feel my straight side is more easily accessible.

Matt Rain · 01-09-09, 02:12 PM

Tim gets all the action he wants.

Bread · 01-09-09, 02:15 PM

RogueScientist is single today! Teamer better watch his ass!!!

betplom · 01-09-09, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by RogueScholar

I believe the answer to your question about gay men has to do with whether or not they're out of the closet. For those that are out of the closet, you just might get one, but most likely none. Once a gay man is out of the closet, he really is able to have as much sex as he desires. There really aren't the dating games for gay men, being in a relationship is completely independant of having easy access to sex. You get a boyfriend when you find someone that adds positive energy to your life, you get laid whenever...either going to a club/lounge or a cruising area.

Gay men are lucky in that sex is available anywhere anytime for them, they don't have to play the game the way straight men do to get laid.

Much more difficult getting sex from a hetero female than a gay male.

Originally posted by Bread

RogueScientist is single today! Teamer better watch his ass!!!

Teamer has one foot solidly out of the closet. He is a bit apprehensive about coming all the way out.

Nicky Santoro · 01-09-09, 02:17 PM

thanks for the well explained answer, rogues..i appreciate it...

plommer, not only do slicker and richie always talk about licking a girls butthole, but if you think this is gay, you are wrong.. i swear, if i made a top 10 list of horniest sbr posters that love women and sex most.. richie and slicker would easily make top 5. they love women.. so you see, it's not gay.

plommer, you telling me you never once slipped the tongue in there on a girl?? of course you did, and you loved it, plommer.. admit it.

did plommer ever lick a girls butthole?

YES -640
NO +480

___________

How many different times has plommer done this in his life?

84.5 un -120
84.5 ov even

RogueScholar · 01-09-09, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

if i was going to lick a butthole, i'd definitely prefer it to be this girls soft and fresh clean hairless butthole, than a 249 lb hairy guy's sweaty and smelly butthole..

I never would've gone here without someone else bringing it up first, for the record.

I'll tell you right now, as a bisexual man, that 90% of women's asses are "less well attended to" than a gay man's. That's one of the things that attracts gay men to each other, the attention to detail in personal hygiene. Ever wonder why gay guys spend so much time and money on their appearance? It's to demonstrate to other men their own grooming style, which extends far past clothing, hair, and accessories.

Dollars to donuts, I'd bet all the money in my pockets versus all the money in your pockets that if you wiped both their asses and put that under a microscope, the 249 lb. openly gay man's butt would be at least twice as clean as the girl's. I'm not joking.

Lesser amount of bacteria and dirt between the cheeks:
249 lb. "bear" gay man: -850
Supermodel woman: +800