Uh oh........female problems

[RogueJuror]

bread you get my voice msg?

[RogueJuror]

fock her up the ass, pull her hair till her head tilts back to you.... and grunt/roar ferociously, 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY???!!!!!'

If she doesn't squeal with worship in her eyes and beg for more, then she's not for you.

[jjgold]

IWin I predicted you would get dumped, it just took longer than i expected, your a gambler and very unstable also and she saw this. I think this is what you want now to single and gamble day and night. The wild mood swings you have is due to your gambling. I knew this would happen.

[MilfDriller]

Uh, excuse me, RJ, but I'm serious.

If she doesn't want and beg for more and harder drilling (as though she owned an oil well), then she doesn't want the bidness. And if she doesn't want the bidness, what the hell is she doing with you anyways? B/c if she doesn't want the bidness, then she aint gonna get all freak nasty and be a truly devoted cock-smokin whore.

And that's what we all want. You may say otherwise... but we want the nastiest, hottest whore on the planet sucking on our bidness and staring up at us with bulging eyes of devotion. That's what it's all about.

[Bread]

Our embrace lasted too long.
We loved right down to the bone.
I hear the bones grind, I see
our two skeletons.

Now I am waiting
till you leave, till
the clatter of your shoes
is heard no more. Now, silence.

Tonight I am going to sleep alone
on the bedclothes of purity.
Aloneness
is the first hygienic measure.
Aloneness
will enlarge the walls of the room,
I will open the window
and the large, frosty air will enter,
healthy as tragedy.
Human thoughts will enter
and human concerns,
misfortune of others, saintliness of others.
They will converse softly and sternly.

Do not come anymore.
I am an animal
very rarely.

[Casperwaits]

Our embrace lasted too long.
We loved right down to the bone.
I hear the bones grind, I see
our two skeletons.

Now I am waiting
till you leave, till
the clatter of your shoes
is heard no more. Now, silence.

Tonight I am going to sleep alone
on the bedclothes of purity.
Aloneness
is the first hygienic measure.
Aloneness
will enlarge the walls of the room,
I will open the window
and the large, frosty air will enter,
healthy as tragedy.
Human thoughts will enter
and human concerns,
misfortune of others, saintliness of others.
They will converse softly and sternly.

Do not come anymore.
I am an animal
very rarely.

Isn't that a Clay Aiken song?

[RogueJuror]

driller that was beautiful man

[Robyn]

LOL!

[Robyn]

I think Casper is my new #1 favorite.

[Bread]

I mean it when I say...


Behold, the grave of a wicked man,
And near it, a stern spirit.
There came a drooping maid with violets,
But the spirit grasped her arm.
“No flowers for him,” he said.
The maid wept:
“Ah, I loved him.”
But the spirit, grim and frowning:
“No flowers for him.”

[RogueJuror]

bread what hell dyou doing writing paragraph

[flyingillini]

She has a kid get out while you can.. I have been there and done that, no way in hell would I ever date someone with a kid again. I never want kids and that's the end of the story!

[Iwinyourmoney]

At the club fuk her I got a stunner ho on my arm... I think jj sent her she keeps calling me pal

[pimike]

At the club fuk her I got a stunner ho on my arm... I think jj sent her she keeps calling me pal

Hey Iwin whats his name

[bettilimbroke999]

Saw her at the bash, very cute girl, what are you thinkin man, hold on to that girl and tap that for the rest of your life, yea having to take care of another dude's kid is kinda sucky, but if you are leavin her b/c she is crazy get real, they are all crazy, as long as she doesn't stab your tires (or you) when she gets pissed uve got it made

[Panic]

You get to bang it and then she wants to leave with her friends and in essence give you space to do what you want? I fail to see the problem here.

[betplom]

almost forgot, if she comes back over tonigh make sure to throw some flour at her crotch and see if it sticks.
if it sticks than forget about it

This is the best advice ever given at SBR.

[betplom]

Let's all chip in for a hooker for Iwinyourmoney. I throw in the first $25. Who's with me?

Pavy, thats enough for a whole night with a girl in the Dominican.

[wtf]

go down on her-FREQUENTLY

problem solved

[pimike]

go down on her-FREQUENTLY

problem solved

[picantel]

Bro, hate to break it to ya, but this is a no-brainer.

Let's put this in wagering terms....

Team Jungle Pussy has mad offensive skills. Scores like crazy. And they've got a great defense.

So do you take the over or the under when Team Jungle Pussy is playing?


Well, you go, on the one hand, TJP scores like crazy (pt for the Over). But, then again, they've got a stingy defesne (pt for the Under). But what if TJP fumbles the ball and drops passes all game long.. so that'd be few pts an a great defense (pt for the Under). But what if TJP goes ape shit and scores 70? (pt for the Over).

See what I'm saying? Your'e stuck.... do I take the over or the under.

Now take a look at this no-brainer: Loyola Marymout is playing UNC. Total is set at 185.0 .... and these teams go ape shit and score 110 pts a piece.... easy Over. No doubter.

You want a woman where you're in situtation #2. A no-doubter.

In Scenario #1 (which is what you're in) you're getting played (clear as water) and she's got a pile of shit in tow (a kid).

just remember if you take the under milf will kill you.

[InTheHole]

You're not happy...

If you had 5 million dollars right now would you stay with her?

[picantel]

Ok iwin I asked my wife and she said she may not be cheating but this is her way of saying you no longer have a future with her. You need to sit her down and have a serious talk but if you are not serious about her them tap it one more time and be done with it.

[bbyhill]

my GF is pissed because of my women(wife) my women pissed because of my GF so I went on my own way and stayed away from both of them and see them both tomorrow to start the new year right

[bbyhill]

because my women came up here her cuz died to attend a funerall so I might be going back home.I normally go back on Indian time however she is here so

[Deuce]

because my women came up here her cuz died to attend a funerall so I might be going back home.I normally go back on Indian time however she is here so

[porkchop817]

it seems like you are just as jealous and controlling as she is. if she wants to go hang out with her sister and the girls, let her. if you want to go hang out with the boys, she should let you.

you should have taken advantage of this situation to go out with the boys and have a good ****ing time. that whole "midnight kiss" thing is bullshit, she is right. if the two of you can't spend time apart from each other for a few hours, the relationship isn't going to make it.

not to be an ass, but you sound like a 16 year old kid. man up and cut it off. when you start describing a relationship with words like "jealous", "caged up", "suspicion", etc. this screams out that things aren't going to last. quit crying like a emo kid and call it quits.

there are billions (1,000,000,000+) of women on this planet, go out and **** some of them to celebrate being free after you cut this bitch off.


edit: i didn't even include the fact that she has a kid...thats a no brainer. run.
I also forgot to say this: take some nudes (vid better) and post in the private forum for us all to enjoy before you dump her ass

[wtf]

listen to porkchop

he is pre-med

[tacomax]

I also forgot to say this: take some nudes (vid better) and post in the private forum for us all to enjoy before you dump her ass

Good advice - are you a professional?

[Cloak & Dagger]

almost forgot, if she comes back over tonigh make sure to throw some flour at her crotch and see if it sticks.
if it sticks than forget about it

[robmpink]

This is my take on it. Hvae a heart to heart with her and say that it hurt you that she didn't want to spend NYE with you. Nicely ask her if she would like some more space. If yes, say you respect that. Mentally, you should cut your loses there. Start thinking about how she has a kid with someone else and no education. Think about what she brings to the table. At this point I would take a look at you. You seem a bit insecure with comments about getting a girl that hot. Listen, she is alright in my opinion. You need to start a project working on ways that you'll feel better about yourself. Start walking, riding a bike, etc. Stop smoking. You more you excerise and get a good work out, the better and more confidant you'll feel.

Also, do you have a bachelor degree?

[purecarnagge]

Alright guys, you have seen her pictures all over so you know who she is.

We dont live together. But she was over and we got in an arguement. It started with she wanted to hang out with her sister and cousin on NYE and I was like WTF we are together and the whole midnight kiss thing and she was like I have never followed the stupid tradition its just another night. Then we got an an arguement about something else and I said "you know I love you" and she said "ya....ok". I flipped and said "Get the fuk outa here, go".

She doesnt want me to live. If I do something without her its a big fukin deal. She gets all upset and whatever. I feel caged up. I dont know if we are going to last. Will I ever find a girl as good looking as her? Fuk no, look at me. But I dont think Im happy....Sex is awesome. She is extremly jealous, and always suspecting I am cheating at her and just little bs stuff.

welcome to women. And your right if you went out dating you would get 200lb women approaching like its nobodies business. Which would suck

[BestPlay2day]

Any updates Iwinyourmoney?

[Junkyard Dog]

damn she got a kid iwin!?!?

[Iwinyourmoney]

UPDATE

We are taking a break to evaluate everything. We are going to hang out every now and then, but I think its for the best and so does she. I do love her, but I just cant see a future with her. It sucks, but life goes on.
One thing that strikes me is I thought Id be more upset, but Im not at all. Im just like, whatever.

And thanks for everyones support. If it wasnt for you guys explaining to me how if I dont see a future and the whole kid thing, I probably would be upset. I realized I dont need a girl to be happy, and I was stuck on the shes hot I wont find someone hot again, but then I realized. Ive never dated an ugly girl. Im a fat bald guy but I am able to pull some decent chicks. I was single for 4 years before I met Lisa, and I had some good tail and turned down some good girls because I just wasnt ready for a relationship. I dont think I am relationship material right now, I like to party and have to much fun. Thanks again guys, I had my close friends helping me out through this also, and you guys helped a lot. I know this is just a goofy Sports gambling forum with a bunch of "non-people" (lol), but I don consider you guys friends and you guys helped me out a lot. Thank you!!!!

To answer some questions:
-Yup, she has a 3 year old kid
-I have my degree in criminal justice
-She is 23 yrs old