Uh oh........female problems

[Robyn]

My #1 philosophy after past life lessons learned:

Never, ever EVER waste time on someone or something that you do not honestly feel is a sure thing. Before you know it, you are 75 years old, sitting in a rocking chair, petting your cat and wondering why you wasted so many precious years.

[durito]

How about sending a Colombian hooker durito? Someone like Shakira or Miss Venezuela. He likes the looks not the personality.

We can get plenty of Colombian hookers for $25.

But if he wants those tops chicks I think they cost thousands a night.


iwin:

the kid is always going to be there -- if you aren't interested in adopting it, you should move on.

[pico]

you can do better.

[Bread]

you hit it on the head. Females dont just hang out on NewYears eve. Never ever buy that bullshit girls night out thing.

I gotta agree with you Richie. Before I got married, I can't tell you how many married or dating women would be sitting with me at a bar and talking to their man on the phone with me sitting right there, telling them that they are out with the girls.

Heartless. But it turned me on.

[RogueJuror]

How about sending a Colombian hooker durito? Someone like Shakira or Miss Venezuela. He likes the looks not the personality.

hmm colombian hookers

hmm venezuelan hookers

[SBR Lou]

iwin:

the kid is always going to be there -- if you aren't interested in adopting it, you should move on.

I see someone would never win father of year award.

[Richkas]

MMike, I know she isnt cheating.

Give it time. Women these days are just like men. IWin, if you were out drinking with your friends and this super hot chick wanted to have sex would you? Women are no different these days.

[pavyracer]

Is that what Robyn does when she calls you from the bar on girls night?

[Bread]

This has potential for biggest thread of the night.

[durito]

I see someone would never win father of year award.

hey


if i am going to be a father, i will win the damn award. i just won't do it unless i'm ready.

i meet lots of single girls with kids down south.

i am mostly thinking of the kid not the chick. the last thing i want to do is get close to some chicks kid and then realize i hate her.

[Iwinyourmoney]

ive been with the cheating GF, I know the signs. It aint happenin

[Robyn]

Is that what Robyn does when she calls you from the bar on girls night?

Pavs, I don't have any female friends down here in Florida. Quite frankly, with a few exceptions, I have a hard time dealing with members of the same sex. I would much prefer hanging out with Bread and his long list of degenerate, retarded friends.

[mmike032]

ive been with the cheating GF, I know the signs. It aint happenin

just go buy a bag of flour and keep a handful in your pocket.

[pavyracer]

Pavs, I don't have any female friends down here in Florida. Quite frankly, with a few exceptions, I have a hard time dealing with members of the same sex. I would much prefer hanging out with Bread and his long list of degenerate, retarded friends.

You are like my wife. She hangs out with my pals. Women that like football always hang out with boys. That's why she can't cook.

[Richkas]

Would you rather be with hot woman with zero personality that all of your friends drool over or would you rather be with a woman you find attractive because you actually enjoy her company, she makes you laugh and she doesn't constantly do selfish things to piss you off?

This is a no brainer. Super Hot woman any day of the week

[durito]

Pavs, I don't have any female friends down here in Florida. Quite frankly, with a few exceptions, I have a hard time dealing with members of the same sex. I would much prefer hanging out with Bread and his long list of degenerate, retarded friends.

this is the best type of woman


i don't know why. but i've always had problems with chick that had shitloads of female friends

[Bread]

Girl with many female friends = trouble. Str8 up nikkah.

[RogueJuror]

robyn jungle man wants to hang out with you

[Robyn]

Women with many female friends are an anomaly to me. Are they secretly longing for a bi-sexual pajama party? Are they looking for someone to agree that their boyfriend/husband is a total piece of shit when he did something to piss her off? Are they looking for someone to shop with?

I just don't get it. Never been my thing. Never will be.

[Robyn]

RJ, when is JungleMan going to make another video?

[RogueJuror]

iwin how you ever cheat on her ?

[MilfDriller]

Bro, hate to break it to ya, but this is a no-brainer.

Let's put this in wagering terms....

Team Jungle Pussy has mad offensive skills. Scores like crazy. And they've got a great defense.

So do you take the over or the under when Team Jungle Pussy is playing?


Well, you go, on the one hand, TJP scores like crazy (pt for the Over). But, then again, they've got a stingy defesne (pt for the Under). But what if TJP fumbles the ball and drops passes all game long.. so that'd be few pts an a great defense (pt for the Under). But what if TJP goes ape shit and scores 70? (pt for the Over).

See what I'm saying? Your'e stuck.... do I take the over or the under.

Now take a look at this no-brainer: Loyola Marymout is playing UNC. Total is set at 185.0 .... and these teams go ape shit and score 110 pts a piece.... easy Over. No doubter.

You want a woman where you're in situtation #2. A no-doubter.

In Scenario #1 (which is what you're in) you're getting played (clear as water) and she's got a pile of shit in tow (a kid).

[tacomax]

She thinks everywhere I go chicks want me.

This is what to do. Tell her it's OK for her to go out without you but make sure she promises to come back to your place afterwards and tell her you'll leave the door open for her. Then get on craigslist personals and get a guy over and make sure that by the time she gets to your place, he's banging you into the New Year as hard as you can manage. And then you'll be like "It's not the girls you should have been worried about" and then give her a cheeky wink. Man, it'll blow her mind and be the best New Year she's ever had. Don't forget to pass her my phone # on her way out.

Your pal, Taco.

P.S. Maybe consider videos as well for the total SBR.tv experience

[Bread]

Way too many words milfdriller. Bunch of drunkfks here right now. K, thanks buddy.

[RogueJuror]

dunno robyn

maybe we 'll go to the nude beach and do one there

[RogueJuror]

Way too many words milfdriller. Bunch of drunkfks here right now. K, thanks buddy.

my sentiments

[Robyn]

I would like to see a Jungle Man video where he is dressed up like one of those old time cymbal monkeys. He doesn't have to say anything...he just needs to clang his brass cymbals together. Thank you in advance!!

[MilfDriller]

The situation you're in is a no-doubter. It couldn't be any easier. Drop the whore. Simple as can be.

And listen, as long as you've got a decent amount of cash... you can get a chick like her or better any time. Just takes some work.

I was at a nice, little classy bar last week and there was this 5'5" Asian guy (translation: 2 inches) and he had 2 slutty Asian whores that were smokin' hot with plastic titties and you could do spin tricks with.... My buddy found out he owns 3 Thai restaurants and drives some classy luxury car.... so it was a midget with a thimble-pumper banging some hot hoes. There you have it.

[daneblazer]

Will I ever find a girl as good looking as her? Fuk no, look at me. But I dont think Im happy....Sex is awesome. She is extremly jealous, and always suspecting I am cheating at her and just little bs stuff.

looks arent everything bro. You read your first post again and you'll figure out what you need to do.

[Teela]

Women with many female friends are an anomaly to me. Are they secretly longing for a bi-sexual pajama party? Are they looking for someone to agree that their boyfriend/husband is a total piece of shit when he did something to piss her off? Are they looking for someone to shop with?

I just don't get it. Never been my thing. Never will be.

I agree. Female friends can be very catty and manipulative.

Iwin, if you don't see yourself spending the rest of your life with her, why prolong the time that you're spending with her now?

[pimike]

I agree. Female friends can be very catty and manipulative.

Iwin, if you don't see yourself spending the rest of your life with her, why prolong the time that you're spending with her now?

Good question


WHY

[Broke Sport Guy]

My dad rasied me very hard working, and I realized not to marry a girl that has no future. She is a waitress at a casino with no college degree and a kid.

how can u talk bout ur gf like that u FAT COW

u LOVE HER?

she is getin drilled by guy rite now while u sit readin her cell phone bill

[Bread]

Broke Sport Guy don't play apparently.

[MilfDriller]

fock her up the ass, pull her hair till her head tilts back to you.... and grunt/roar ferociously, 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY???!!!!!'

If she doesn't squeal with worship in her eyes and beg for more, then she's not for you.

[Robyn]

I see that NYE brings out that absolute BRUTAL in everyone.