Bread And Robyn: Strangest Couple Ever??

[Teela]

i find them very normal

RJ, I thought you and I would be the oddest couple ever.

[Chi_archie]

Nicky, give us some odds on this thread making it over 200 posts by sunday morn...

[wtf]

am i the only one the notices every post from RS is all about HIM

how special he is

how enlightened he is

[Bread]

RS is a genius.

A twisted, God-like, bisexual genius.

Don't get me wrong. If I was Kobe and he was some white bitch, I'd still say no. But he's growing on me.

[smarmy]

Bread and Robyn are brother and sister, from Alabama, and they aren't allowed to talk out loud while big daddy Keith is entertaining guests or watching VH1, so they talk through the forum.

Am I close?

[Teela]

Bread and Robyn are brother and sister, from Alabama, and they aren't allowed to talk out loud while big daddy Keith is entertaining guests or watching VH1, so they talk through the forum.

Am I close?

I would find that funny if I didn't hate you so much.

[jjgold]

They actually could be brother and sister, I never thought of that angle.

[RogueScholar]

am i the only one the notices every post from RS is all about HIM

how special he is

how enlightened he is

Since most everyone here is a stranger to me, I figure the only topics on which I can speak with authority are those about myself. As I told BTJ, I'm just here to engage in the Socratic method, not to push an agenda. I figure the most respect I can show other people is to not assume what they think, but to present my own personal manifesto in pieces and see if anything interests people enough to comment.

If you can recommend a better approach to posting at SBR, I'm all ears. Truly, I would rather not be in the running for narcissistic poster of the year.

[BadNina]

I thought Nicky and I were a shoo-in for the Oddest Couple o SBR.

[tacomax]

Hmmm...it appears that only I saw the irony in this post.

Sometimes I think I have a core audience of 3 for my postings.

[Bread]

LOL....You have many hidden fans like me Taco. I can never out-clever your posts so I just read and enjoy.

Keep on keepin on playboy.

[smarmy]

I would find that funny if I didn't hate you so much.

Why the hate? I got nothing but love for you glitter girl.

[Robyn]

Sometimes I think I have a core audience of 3 for my postings.

Taco, sometimes having 3 fans is better than having millions.

It takes a very simple mind to enjoy the comedy of Dane Cook or Larry the Cable Guy.

[Bread]

Taco, sometimes having 3 fans is better than having millions.

It takes a very simple mind to enjoy the comedy of Dane Cook or Larry the Cable Guy.

Or 'Two and a Half Men'.

Oops my bad. I know that's a forum favorite.

[Teela]

Why the hate? I got nothing but love for you glitter girl.

I believe it was the beat down I received over the weekend. Jerk.

[EBone]

Kids aren't for everyone, that's for sure, and I do wish I had a magic wand to wave to make abusive parents simply go POOF into thin air. But there has always been uncertainty in the world, no different than today, it's just we see the bad shit quicker and in large doses via the media now. Just think that excuse -- It's a mean old world -- is the same as saying, "I give up." And giving up is simply not an option for me.

Well said. If you break down our basic reason for being on this earth, it is to procreate.

You gotta fight for fighting's sake. Yeah, it may be a cruel world but ya gotta go down swingin'. I get real frustrated with my critters but, in the vast scheme of things, I don't know what the hell I would do without them.

Just thought I'd chime in.



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[smarmy]

I believe it was the beat down I received over the weekend. Jerk.

hehehe. that was nice. first time i've beaten you in two years. It tasted buttery.

[Bread]

Well said. If you break down our basic reason for being on this earth, it is to procreate.

You gotta fight for fighting's sake. Yeah, it may be a cruel world but ya gotta go down swingin'. I get real frustrated with my critters but, in the vast scheme of things, I don't know what the hell I would do without them.

Just thought I'd chime in.



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I'm not disagreeing with what anyone else wants to do. Keep on swingin'.

Just know that while you are up at 6am getting your brats ready for the bus, and hearing about how you have to get the latest pair of $150 sneakers so the other kids accept them at school, I'll be getting out of bed around 9:30, and reading my paper with at least 2 new stories a week about some shithead kid who kills a parent because they weren't allowed to date Tyree any longer.

Godspeed men.

[EBone]

I'm not disagreeing with what anyone else wants to do. Keep on swingin'.

Just know that while you are up at 6am getting your brats ready for the bus, and hearing about how you have to get the latest pair of $150 sneakers so the other kids accept them at school, I'll be getting out of bed around 9:30, and reading my paper with at least 2 new stories a week about some shithead kid who kills a parent because they weren't allowed to date Tyree any longer.

Godspeed men.

Let me clarify. I don't want anyone to do anything against their will. This is not about kids.

It's the "giving up" part. I agree with Willie. "Giving Up" is not an option. Fight, dude. Don't let the ****faces of the world put you in your place. You control your destiny. If you give up, that is your perrogative (sp?). But you got a place.....you just have to figure it out.

I personally think that if we had everyone fighting we'd have a better world. Just an opinion.


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[jjgold]

Kids wreck marriages lets face it, way to much strain on a marriage and todays kids are punks.

[smarmy]

I'm not disagreeing with what anyone else wants to do. Keep on swingin'.

Just know that while you are up at 6am getting your brats ready for the bus, and hearing about how you have to get the latest pair of $150 sneakers so the other kids accept them at school, I'll be getting out of bed around 9:30, and reading my paper with at least 2 new stories a week about some shithead kid who kills a parent because they weren't allowed to date Tyree any longer.

Godspeed men.

You talk a good game but you know that it's your obligation to reproduce and make more people. It's just a matter of time before you have a kid that you have to claim instead of leaving them alone to roam around in Pinellas Park.

[Bread]

I can dig what you're throwin out there Ebone.

Not givin up by any means. I am loving and living life to the fullest. My wife and I choose to not have kids for many reasons...but one prevalent one is so we can fly out of town and have fun 4 or 5 times a year. We are happily selfish that way.

Life is good. Kids or no.

[Bread]

You talk a good game but you know that it's your obligation to reproduce and make more people. It's just a matter of time before you have a kid that you have to claim instead of leaving them alone to roam around in Pinellas Park.

Thanks Psycho Karen.

[EBone]

Kids wreck marriages lets face it, way to much strain on a marriage and todays kids are punks.

No question. It's tough on a marriage. You hit it on the head, JJ. But the "punk" kid is my responsibility. If my kids are punks, then I bare a lot of the blame for that which says I have failed in raising my kids properly.


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[Robyn]

Is Smarmy angry and drunk?

[smitch124]

Hmmm...it appears that only I saw the irony in this post.

really? I didn't find it the least bit subtle

Damning, yes. Subtle, no.

[smarmy]

Is Smarmy angry and drunk?

I'm angry because I'm not drunk.

[EBone]

I can dig what you're throwin out there Ebone.

Not givin up by any means. I am loving and living life to the fullest. My wife and I choose to not have kids for many reasons...but one prevalent one is so we can fly out of town and have fun 4 or 5 times a year. We are happily selfish that way.

Life is good. Kids or no.

Kudos. I got lots of friends like that. It's kind of "grass is always greener on the other side" type of gig.

They tell me how they regret a bit not having critters but I tell them they shouldnt. I envy their life a bit; they envy mine a bit.

It is all good. No worries. Just wanted to chime in. You seem like a good dude and hate seeing people "give up" whomever they are.



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[Robyn]

Smarms...I hope you beat your wife this week so that I can beat you next week.

youknowwhatimsayin?

[smarmy]

Smarms...I hope you beat your wife this week so that I can beat you next week.

youknowwhatimsayin?

Are you advocating the beating of wives?? Cause that would be neato.

[Bread]

Kudos. I got lots of friends like that. It's kind of "grass is always greener on the other side" type of gig.

They tell me how they regret a bit not having critters but I tell them they shouldnt. I envy their life a bit; they envy mine a bit.

It is all good. No worries. Just wanted to chime in. You seem like a good dude and hate seeing people "give up" whomever they are.



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We should party. Call me when you get a sitter. Drinks on me.

[EBone]

We should party. Call me when you get a sitter. Drinks on me.

Are you local? The only locals I know of around me are BBD and Richkas. Don't know either one of them personally although I've talked via PM to BBD in the past.


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[Bread]

No I'm in Tampa. But I have discussed hitting up some strip clubs with BBD and Richie sometime. How insane would that be??

[Robyn]

Are you advocating the beating of wives?? Cause that would be neato.

Only if said beating leads to my beating you which will eventually lead to my winning money for the beating. I am still hoping for a Denver turnaround.

[EBone]

No I'm in Tampa. But I have discussed hitting up some strip clubs with BBD and Richie sometime. How insane would that be??

I have to admit: I havent been to the strip clubs in a long while. I think the last time I went was @ Roxy's with the shower scene and they locked the door. That was truly a unique experience.



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