Vegas

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 03-25-15, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

3 dollar blowjobs while the ole lady is sleeping

Jay out hunting for $3 BJ's... does anyone beside me have a feeling this is finally the time Baldy shows up?

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Jay, pull down her covers and send me some pictures.

I'll send you 11 points in return.

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

3 dollar blowjobs while the ole lady is sleeping .

Jay , I am disappoint ......

Usually I charge $6 but its Vegas so I figure I'd offer a deal tonight.

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Jay out hunting for $3 BJ's... does anyone beside me have a feeling this is finally the time Baldy shows up?

I'm keeping my fingers crossed

**tony_come** · 03-25-15, 05:05 AM

Jay is the man!

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 05:38 AM

So .. I get a seat at the $3 BJ table after waiting for nearly 45 mins. when I get a text from a weird number I have never seen before. The text read:
Jayvegas, Corbin here. If you would like to hit the sushi bar at the Golden Nugget I will treat you to all the sushi you can eat. I will meet you at the front entrance by the pool. I am wearing red slacks & an I love Alaska t-shirt. I will only be here until 2:00am so, you will have to eat fast. If you need me to come there & pick you up, I will be In a custom remodeled school bus that seats 20 & gets the job done.

Now I am nearly certain that this is complete bull

again so I reply:

I can't get down there that quickly but if you can come pick up my wife & I, we'll drive in a bus, a rickshaw or a tank, whatever it takes to finally meet you!

I play a few more hands & by this point I am down nearly 75% of my stake & I am admittedly getting a little agitated.
I finally get another text that says & I kid you not:

I am on my way to Hooters right now but I am only interested in challenging you to a foot race. If you accept this challenge please reply in the next 10 minutes.

So, at least now I know I am being fukked with. So, I wait a full 9 minutes before I text back & say:

If this is indeed the real Michael Jack Corbin, I accept the challenge because I have seen you running in one of your recent videos & this race won't even be close. I will be here at Hooters & I am not going anywhere. Text me when you pull up at the front & I will come out to the lobby.

Well wouldn't you know it , no one ever shows up.

But I do get a subsequent text at 3:00 that reads:

Sorry jay, I have an aggravated hang nail on my left big toe & will need to postpone the race. I will contact you tomorrow.

By this time I had made back 90% of what I had lost & figured I've drank enough & tipped enough to justify a 10% loss & I start to head back home. I don't mind being fukked with, I mean.....this is SBR, this is what we do here but, enough is enough. If you don't want to meet me, just say so.

Unless it was Tony Come fukkin with me (because I gave him my contact #), this

is just getting old.

At least Booya had the balls & integrity to meet me straight up, with no conditions or reservations.

I am back in my room now & have to wake up early to accompany Mrs. Jayvegas to the airport.
I won't have time for these charades tomorrow.

I will be checking in After Mrs Jayvegas boards the plane with an itinerary for tomorrow which will hopefully involve a plan to make back all the money I have spent on Mrs. jayvegas & myself.

Its getting to the point where I am starting to think that JJ Gold, as we know him, doesn't even really exist.
'Night boys.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 03-25-15, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

I am admittedly getting a little agitated.

I am on my way to Hooters right now but I am only interested in challenging you to a foot race. If you accept this challenge please reply in the next 10 minutes.

Well wouldn't you know it , no one ever shows up.

Sorry jay, I have an aggravated hang nail on my left big toe & will need to postpone the race. I will contact you tomorrow.

enough is enough. If you don't want to meet me, just say so.

this

is just getting old.

At least Booya had the balls & integrity to meet me straight up, with no conditions or reservations.

**jjgold** · 03-25-15, 09:22 AM

We never got to meet maybe next time Jay

**Russian Rocket** · 03-25-15, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

SBR needs to do the right thing here...

**jjgold** · 03-25-15, 10:05 AM

Sasha we could just never get together

Traffic issues, road closures and scheduling issues

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 10:06 AM

Jj.....Mrs.Jayvegas boards at noon. Pick me up at Terminal 3 & let's get stupid at the Rhino this Afternoon!

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 10:17 AM

Some off strip videos for those who are interested:

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**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 10:18 AM

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**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 10:19 AM

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**Russian Rocket** · 03-25-15, 10:29 AM

**jjgold** · 03-25-15, 11:25 AM

Nice books there

**tony_come** · 03-25-15, 12:09 PM

Jay ain't scared to meet nobody

Legit

**jjgold** · 03-25-15, 12:20 PM

Jay does meet guys

Di Nino meet him??

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 12:30 PM

Alright Rocket...
This ones for you

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The horses name is

DRAGO'S BEST

**Russian Rocket** · 03-25-15, 12:44 PM

Jay I'm against horse racing - I rather shoot humans in the face

...but thank you and good luck!

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 03-25-15, 01:02 PM

nice thread Jay, enjoyable read...

I know JJ has met with fishhead and booya and both are follically challenged..you might have to much hair for him to feel comfortable

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-25-15, 01:08 PM

I heard a rumor that the guy we think is JJ is actually just a paid actor that SBR hires a few times a year to make videos.

**BIGDAY** · 03-25-15, 01:24 PM

Jay, I would've kicked jj in the party balls if I were to meet him.

Jay, I'll meet up with you one of these days.

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

nice thread Jay, enjoyable read...

I know JJ has met with fishhead and booya and both are follically challenged..you might have to much hair for him to feel comfortable

jaker, what's up with your PMs?

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I heard a rumor that the guy we think is JJ is actually just a paid actor that SBR hires a few times a year to make videos.

Mozer, I'm beginning to think that's closer to the truth.

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Jay, I would've kicked jj in the party balls if I were to meet him.

Jay, I'll meet up with you one of these days.

Make sure its here in Vegas. I'm not leaving -40° in Canada to visit -40° in Minny!!

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by tony_come

Jay ain't scared to meet nobody

Legit

Are you at Caesars with family & friends or on your own?

Call me on the 343 line Toniest!

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 02:07 PM

Just saying good bye to Mrs. Jayvegas then catching the WAX to the strip. No plans for the rest of the day.
Ironically I have exactly the same amount I came with, $414 USD. $412 after the bus.

Let's see if I can do this

one more time!

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-25-15, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Make sure its here in Vegas. I'm not leaving -40° in Canada to visit -40° in Minny!!

Kathleen Wynne considering opening tire fire in Sudbury that would raise minimum temperatures well into the -30°s

**jjgold** · 03-25-15, 02:36 PM

Jay I can meet Friday

100%

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 02:50 PM

Mozer, sometimes your posts fly right over my head!

Mozer, this ones for you!

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**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 02:52 PM

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**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 02:54 PM

alright Gold but this is it....your last chance. If you don't make this happen I think I am going to relinquish my pro membership and abandoned this site for ever.

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 02:55 PM

Who wants my points? 99% chance this guy is a no show on account of a stuffy nose or ear ache.

**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 03:04 PM

PACO

This ones for you

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**Jayvegas420** · 03-25-15, 03:06 PM

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**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-25-15, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

Mozer, sometimes your posts fly right over my head!

Mozer, this ones for you!

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Not over your head. More like under your brow.

I am not a class act.

Did the horse win?