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It's time for an all-in...though that would have been my plan from the start.
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these things never go well
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I tried as best as I could to follow the 10 Lessons Learned in Las Vegas & for the 1st 14 days I adhered to them but, night 14 was a complete gong show.
The night began with a phone call from my daughter who informed that her phone was broken & she had to pay off the rest of the owing balance before she could get a new one.
Kids these days lose their identities without their phones so, I could tell that this was a huge deal for her.
So, told her that I was going to try & help her out & this is what I was going to do. I was going to go to Mandalay Bay & buy in at a black jack table for $45. If I could get above $90, I would not go below $45 but keep playing as long as the cards didn't go too cold.
After MB I would head to Excalibur & do the same. Then to NY/NY & Monte Carlo, all the way down the strip until I got to Treasure Island. When I got to Treasure Island I was up $210 & crossed the street over to the Wynn/Encore to make my way back up the other side of the strip & turned $45 into $105 there. Then the Palazzo & Venetian were both $45 losses. I knew I shoulda skipped Addelson's properties. Then I stopped in at Casino Royal. The place was fukkin ZOO. Bought in to $5 Free Black Jack for $45 & 7 drinks later I was sitting with $125, then things got out of hand. The. Server was a real hustler & an hour later I was 12 drinks in & up $350 & like like a typical Vegas degen I startes betting quarters. 5-6 drinks later I was back to even & thought I was being smart lowering my base bet back to $5. Next thing I know I'm on my 20th-22nd drink & a big huge ginger sits down beside me.
While he's buying in & handing the pit his players card I get deal soft 15 against a 5 so I double & before the next card comes outta the ahoe , ginger decides its a good time to call me a fukkin retard and stands up & continues to say, "I can sit with a fukkin a$$ hole who plays like a fukkin retard."
I don't say a word & the dealer says, "Sir, I think you're overreacting, that wasn't a bad double, especially at free BJ". Now Big Red starts yelling at the dealer. " Are you two fukkin retards in this together?". "Are you two fukkin phaggots trying to take my fukkin money?".
He starts pacing back & forth behind me while going back to the bar to grab his pretty pink drink, & is still pointing at the table & now the death threats are being uttered. Dealer calls the pit over, presumably to get security over, to keep an eye on him & his friend, who was even bigger.
He kept berating the dealer & I for 7-10 more hands (all of which I think I lost) until I couldn't hold my tounge anymore. I told the pit to do something about this drunk or I'm going to. Dealer agrees with me & added, "He DID say he was gonna kill both of us"!
The pit says, "Its in securities hands now." so, I get up from my seat & Big Red says, "Are you still splitting 5's over there? You fukkin konk sucker."
Obviously his short term memory was as sharp as his BJ skills.
"Sir, have two questions for you." I say.
"Have you ever played Free BJ before?"
I could understand his slurred response but, I caught a "pussy" & another "phaggot" somewhere in there & then I ask. "Sir, what do you for a living?"
He replies, "Ain't none of your fukkin business but we work the fukkin pipeline."
I told him that I have knocked out bigger than him & been knocked out by bigger than him but this is work out one of two ways. I'm gonna burry that fancy pink drink in your forehead or I'm gonna get knocked out & you'll be working that fukkin pipeline for ME for the rest of your life. Because if you're gonna throw down with me Im gonna sue you & no judge in the world is gonna look at you & look at me & rule in your favour.
About this time security is finally closing in, thinking I'm sure, that they are about save my life. Then Red's buddy grabs him & says, "fukk it, he's not worth it." & the walked out.
I sit back down & the dealer says to me, "its nearly impossible to get thrown outta this place!"
"I guess so", I reply & this really nice dealer proceeded to take all my chips while I was all rattled & on tilt.
I hate that there are people out there like that. I mean I know all the e-tougj guys hang out at SBR but, apparently they hang out at Casino Royal too.
I stumbled back to room & when I emptied my pockets I realized that I lost the cash I was up but I lost another $350 plus about another $50 in tips to the dealers & servers.
Needless to say, I didn't do much gambling yesterday, I just sat in my room drinking & thinking. Played $15 at the HRH for an hour & went to bed early. I woke up today with $ 75 to last me till Saturday.
I put $25 of it on RED @ the Excalibur & won then another $25 on even then won. Then $10 on BLACK & missed. Two more bets on ODD for $25 paid off & I left with a $90 profit then came to the sports book & bet this.
3-4 game parlay: http://youtu.be/MnajsRyf-W8
Sitting at the $2-$6 flex game with $ 80!
Be back with an update after the session. Hopefully will have enough to buy her 2 phones.
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Up $110 at the poker table!
Just bet pocket eights all the way to the river then on the river, villain bet the max, I call and he rolls over ace high!Comment -
Stay focused brotha, kill it.Comment -
Need Lincicum HUGE....
Just dragged down another monster with my favorite hand. The Paul Rubens! $95 pot!Comment -
$175 in front of me!Comment -
D2D, Cuser.....how are my tickets looking right now?!?!?!Comment -
Nice, I need the Timmy Jim Jams tonight as well.
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Gold..… get to The Castle! I'm here until the Giants win this!Comment -
great work Jay
mother fukkers want $150 for cab to strip
fuk themComment -
Jesus Christ Mike, where the fukk are you stayin???
Do like Jayvegas & walk!
I'm at the $2-$6 flex game seat 9.Comment -
Good luck Jay. Try the burger at Kahunaville in the TI. The pho is good too.Comment -
Jaker, I can't cheat on Ronald but next time I'm here I may try a taste.
I am fully aware of how unpopular the " I am done posting here" threads are but, if JJ Gold doesn't show up here at the Excalibur or at the Monte Carlo tomorrow 2 cheer me on in the $13,000 freeroll, I will not post here until Christmas.Comment -
in memory of our resident degenerate, Mr Brock Landers, I placed a $10 show that at Emerald Downs on the number 2
Brock Says.
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Jay, just wanna wish ya GL in the tourney tomorrow
Play like sinmiedo...not carseller
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D2D checking in!
Looks like you cashed your parlay? I could see it, it was too small on my phone, but the Giants crushed tonight 5-0.
How are you doing at the table?? Update!
If you hammer the free roll tomorrow will you extend?Comment -
well boys, the Reds really pushed my s*** in.
so did a tourist from Indiana we chased down to Flushing versus my set and my top two pair. Looks like another field trip to Vegas but we're going to have fun playing in the freeroll tomorrow.gonna get a picture and autograph with my poker hero al
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Sorry for the grammar. Too drunk to correct.
Sammy Odem. Watch how fast I get to the bottom of that bottle. thanks for following the trip report Boys next year can only be betterComment -
Good luck tomorrow bud.....and next year I will make sure to spend a few days with you on your adventure.Comment -
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Can't taste it just thinking about it...one of those I can't do anymore.Comment -
Sad thing is this guy has a family. So you are going to sue someone who kicks your ass? Typical degenerate LOSER mentality. Get a job Jay and grow up.Comment -
You're looking for ink in the wrong thread Bat Man.
You should grow some balls, buy two seats on a flight, get down here & try to do what I do!
....Scratch that.
Just keep trolling my thread. Its the closest you'll ever get to Vegas!
Cuser, wish me luck today.Comment -
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Good luck, I'm on the Mets so stay away from them.
Video is private.Comment -
Good Luck Jay!
I will be ther in Sept.Comment -
Sorry to hear you crossed paths with a belligerent, lowlife, drunken, degenerate, Jay.
That's kind of a microcosm for SBR though, isn't it?
On a completely unrelated note....hello Bateman.Comment
