Vegas

[jjgold]

[Jayvegas420]

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[bhoor]

It's swoop airlines. I am traveling with my buddy coop, he's paying for gas and parking as he makes about 30 times more than I do.
Will update when we get there.

https://www.narcity.com/news/canadians-are-outraged-at-low-cost-airline-swoop-charging-hidden-fees-and-are-now-taking-legal-action

[Jayvegas420]

This should be interesting

[KVB]

JayVegas420...

[Jayvegas420]

Oooooh Yeeeaaah
$50 deposit.
No bonus...penetrate their bonuses & their never ending roll over.

We're getting close to crunch time KVB & I still don't have a Bankroll for Vegas.

Need to cash these

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[jjgold]

Jag Vegas is so over now

New Jersey’s the sports betting capital of the world

[Jayvegas420]

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[Jayvegas420]

Jag Vegas is so over now

New Jersey’s the sports betting capital of the world

Ill-advised Coach. Id recomebd gambling at establishments who pay

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.pokernews.com/news/2018/10/ivey-losing-more-borgata-32251.htm&ved=2ahUKEwiU29r6spjeAhUCn-AKHfSBCokQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw32TbxZCY9vzWMq2Ks080Dt&cshid=1540154637779

Also I have some house credit at MGM & some money owed to me from a Syrup deal gone bad in Laughlin.

It would be nice if you paid me back for the Van Halen t-shirts I smuggled across the border for you last year.
I don't care about the money, it's just the principal of the whole thing.

[Jayvegas420]

Davis prop is still unsettled.
I didn't get to watch game. Not sure if he even ran a route.
No rec 0 yds.
If he didn't play we push.
Not looking good

[Jayvegas420]

Can't seem to build a bankroll for this Vegas trip. Between crazy baseball finishes and blown calls by the worst referees in sports... I have found myself bankrolless.
Can't even beat the 5-0 Prick this week.
Why would you go to Las Vegas with no bankroll?
We've tried doing this with $2,700 and we've done this with $400. Sometimes we hit big but, inevitably we lose whatever we bring. A lot of people go on vacation with no money, that's why it's a vacation... you don't have to worry about stuff like that. So I think I am going to try something that I would like to call the "$0 bankroll challenge".

We're going to try going to Vegas with no money.

I have three free buffets comped at MGM Resorts and the dollar menu at McDonald's isn't going anywhere. Through another MGM promotion I have a $25 free play and a $75 free play at the MGM Grand, I can use these because I will be staying at the Signature suites. I also have a $25 match play at the Luxor, and a $20 match play at Binion's, through email. Making profit from the free plays and match plays will be crucial on the first day, in order to start rolling the bankroll upwards, but if we lose the freeplays and match plays... Could be a long and boring trip. Oneunder has promised me that if I smuggle some of the finest syrup from Laval Quebec, he will pay me $50 American per bottle. I think I can squeeze two bottles in my carry-on baggage, I'm pretty sure I can hoop the other bottle. TSA tends to go easy on infeminate looking white Canadians.

Also my wife is giving me $40 USD to find a bottle of that new Bailey's Irish Cream Pumpkin Spice flavour.

I will try to record all of the initial free play and match play Wagers, and then invest whatever profits we have in some serious Sportsbook parlay tickets.

Why would we go to Las Vegas with no money.....
So, we can say we did it!









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Gentlemen, this is how we blow at high dough

[Jayvegas420]

The free plays at MGM had some catches and conditions attached to them. They could only be used at slot machines, they could not be used at roulette or craps or Blackjack machines. They also could not be used at Progressive machines. So, I didn't take a video because I didn't think many people wanted to watch a guy spin the slots for 20 minutes. The other catch was after you redeem your $75 at a machine, you had to insert at least $1 to start the initiation of the free play. So I invested $76 and after about 15 minutes of playing, I cashed out for $64. I will be taking that $64 today and I will be making one spin on a roulette machine, then I will be contributing 50% of the bankroll towards parlays for tonight's games. We still have the $25 match play at l u x o r, so we will have to save $25 of this $65. I think I did relatively well on the slot machine considering I didn't expect to net profit more than 20 or $30 from the $75 free play....as it is a 1x roll over. Hopefully our luck continues today, hopefully we hit that one spin.... and hopefully we pick some winners tonight, would like to see this bankroll sitting at 250 by the time I go to bed

[Regul8er]

Goodluck to you.....I couldnt even imagine going to Vegas without at least a few grand in my pocket, but to do it with almost nothing? Thats insane......I hope you find a bankroll out there somehow.

[Jayvegas420]

So the match-play at Luxor has some pretty unfortunate conditions as well. The $25 they match, you don't get to keep so, a $25 match play when only returns you $75 for a total profit of $50. sadly there was no profit in this case. I was dealt a 10 and a five for 15 against the dealers 6. The jerk off to the left of me was dealt a 9 and a 3 for14 and decided this was a good time to hit. He drew a four. The dealer flipped over a 7 then a 3 then a 4.

I was going to lose the hand either way. The only way I could have won the hand is if I hit on my 15 to draw the four.

Things are going to get a little tight now, might have to wait till tomorrow to eat, but we're going to put some parlays in and I will post the pictures. Thanks for looking

[Optional]

Can't tell if you are real or this is JJ Gold level schtick Jay.

Good luck though. Hope you get to eat today.

[Sam Losco]

Can't tell if you are real or this is JJ Gold level schtick Jay.

Good luck though. Hope you get to eat today.

same here. good luck either way, and eat something for christs sake lol

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Damn, Jay. Sorry I missed you.

Have some CFL plays, if u want em.

[Jayvegas420]

even if I leave here broke, I will need your CFL picks for the weekend Chucky. Thanks in advance. after the horrible loss on the match-play, we are sitting at $39.
The tummy is grumbling & Coop is sick of lending me money every time we come to Vegas.
The Signature suites have microwave ovens and fridges and other amenities in the room, so I'm going to Walgreens to but a jug of milk, a box of cereal & some pizza pockets, if the budget permits.
Coop and I will be making a video later, he's losing too & is angry that I came with no cash.
Stay tuned

[Optional]

I would be pissed at you too! Buy this for $18, will keep you betting and eating on your budget. Loads of genuine useful coupons

[ans61201]

If times get tough, my house is right down the way I’ll swing down buy ya some food and watch some games

[jjgold]

Jay is a Vegas warrior guy absolutely nuts

Good luck

[Jayvegas420]

Optional, nobody should travel to Vegas without that book.... Las Vegas Herbie and Chucky the goat swear by it and those guys are Pros. ANS, we will be watching the Michigan State Kansas game and then the Duke Kentucky game at the MGM Grand Sportsbook. Feel free to stop by, it would be a pleasure to meet you. JJ gold, you still owe me steak coupons... This would be a very good time to collect on that debt.
I stopped at $5 blackjack table at New York New York, was dealt two Queens and the dealer pulled 17, then I bet another $5 and was dealt 12 versus the dealers five, dealer pulled a 9 and a king. That's 10 extra dollars towards the grocery fund.

Groceries have been bought, $13.81.


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I am heading down to the sports book now, too make 7 different 6 game parlay odds for tonight. Wish me luck.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I would be pissed at you too! Buy this for $18, will keep you betting and eating on your budget. Loads of genuine useful coupons

Opti, great reference. This is great for Vegas on a budget.

Jay, if I was out there, I would hook u up.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Red Rock just wrapped up a nice 21 promo. But ran out at end of October.

[Jayvegas420]

Optional, nobody should travel to Vegas without that book.... Las Vegas Herbie and Chucky the goat swear by it and those guys are Pros. ANS, we will be watching the Michigan State Kansas game and then the Duke Kentucky game at the MGM Grand Sportsbook. Feel free to stop by, it would be a pleasure to meet you. JJ gold, you still owe me steak coupons... This would be a very good time to collect on that debt.
I stopped at $5 blackjack table at New York New York, was dealt two Queens and the dealer pulled 17, then I bet another $5 and was dealt 12 versus the dealers five, dealer pulled a 9 and a king. That's 10 extra dollars towards the grocery fund.

Groceries have been bought, $13.81.


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I am heading down to the sports book now, too make 7 different 6 game parlay odds for tonight. Wish me luck.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Jay, here are my two CFL plays:

2* 660 HAM (pk). Can get +1 at Will Hill.
1* 661 Winn +3

Good Luck! Check weather to see if it gets crazy in Ham/Sask.

[Jayvegas420]

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[Jayvegas420]

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Coop finally caved & loaned me $30. Minimum buy was $40 but no one caught it

[BOA12]

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Coop finally caved & loaned me $30. Minimum buy was $40 but no one caught it

Send you a horse, if it helps the cause.

[shari91]

JJ get your arse to Vegas and buy Jay a steak already

[Jayvegas420]

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We're back in this boys!!!!

[Jayvegas420]

.....and girls

[jjgold]

Jay give us win / loss report

[JAKEPEAVY21]

looks like you have around $200 at the table..pay Coop back his $30 and maybe you can play a small tournament tomorrow or have multiple $40 buyins for more poker and a couple sports bets.

[jjgold]

Jay send me some cash!!

Good luck