Let's put this shit to bed, does this look like a guy that is fat or cant run 34m 10k
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Dirty SanchezSBR Posting Legend
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#36Comment -
TridentSBR MVP
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#37
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Jayvegas420BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#38Why pay such special attention to hide yourself in your recently posted videos?
I could care less what you look like, just askin'.Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#39
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You mad broSBR Posting Legend
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#40as soon as i call him out he stops responding .. after refreshing the page every 5 seconds for over 3 hours ... this guy is patheticComment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 01-19-12
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#41Lets look at the possibility of this picture being Emily Hanes.
A) Based on the ball ripping shorts and Macgyver mullet, this picture is pegged between the years 1980-1993.
B) That means, this picture is over 20 years old, increasing the possibility that this could be the pre-balooning point in Emily's history where he/she could have been 200 pounds lighter.
C) The runner does look like a future transsexual, and his insecurities are well shown as he can't take his eyes off the sweaty calves of the 298th place finisher infront of him.
Lets look at the possibility of this picture not being Emily Hanes.
A) Emily browsed the internet for hundreds, possibly thousands of pictures of guys.
B) Emily then decided his hobby of browsing these pictures daily could be used to deceive SBR of not only his obesity, but also of his retardation and lies.
C) Emily Was scared of online pictures being traced and so he decided it would be best to break into his neighbors house again, go into their photo album from the 1980's, and take the picture home.
Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with option B.Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#42Originally posted by You mad broas soon as i call him out he stops responding .. after refreshing the page every 5 seconds for over 3 hours ... this guy is pathetic
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 01-19-12
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#43
Kevin Bacon
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nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
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#44looks gay as hellComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
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#45I'm betting and watching games can't respond every second
Winning is hard work and something you clowns will never understand
Just buried SBR_John with UK -26Comment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#46Like I said had 1000's of womenOriginally posted by nosniboR11looks gay as hell
Women like runnersComment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#47Originally posted by Emily_HainesJust buried SBR_John with UK -26
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Vegas39BARRELED IN @ SBR!- 09-22-11
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#48
Posting pics of Kevin Bacon as yourself. Wow you really have no life
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Vegas39BARRELED IN @ SBR!- 09-22-11
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#49he can't tell the truth just a pathetic kid seeking attentionOriginally posted by spankieComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#50Originally posted by spankieTicket #: 1859749
Jan 02 06:00 PMCBB STRAIGHT BET
[726] KENTUCKY -26½-110247.50 / 225.00 225.00 WIN
WIN01/02/2013 05:46 PM Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#51uh huh...Originally posted by Emily_HainesTicket #: 1859749
Jan 02 06:00 PMCBB STRAIGHT BET
[726] KENTUCKY -26½-110247.50 / 225.00 225.00 WIN
WIN01/02/2013 05:46 PM
where'd the points go?
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ttwarrior1BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 06-23-09
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#52looks like a pic from 1993, i can run a 10k too, means nothing
there is also nothing healthy about runningComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#53big difference between 34 minutes and an hour and a halfOriginally posted by ttwarrior1i can run a 10k too, means nothingComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#54owned againOriginally posted by spankieuh huh...
where'd the points go?

Emily 4
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You mad broSBR Posting Legend
- 01-15-12
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#55lol hes betting sbr points
WOW a real man lmaooooooo ... i wish i was just like u bro
actually who would wanna be a virgin .. so nevermind thatComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#56you can't because your not SBR proOriginally posted by You mad brolol hes betting sbr points
WOW a real man lmaooooooo ... i wish i was just like u bro
actually who would wanna be a virgin .. so nevermind that
just like you have no real money to bet either
you post for a lousy 2pts a day
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DJ DalamarSBR Wise Guy
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#57He never actually says it's him. He just asked if it looked like the guy could run.Comment -
Vegas39BARRELED IN @ SBR!- 09-22-11
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#58Posting fake pics and making death threats what a tough guy
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spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#59Sure tranny.Originally posted by Emily_Hainesowned again
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We believe that you bet points on UK and then somehow your points magically disappeared.
Unless of course you got buried in the SBR Casino.
owned.Comment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#60your probably as fat as that cat in your pictureOriginally posted by spankieSure tranny.
We believe that you bet points on UK and then somehow your points magically disappeared.
Unless of course you got buried in the SBR Casino.
owned.
you work out 10 hours a day
maybe after 3 years you could be elite athlete like me
puffComment -
MUHerd37SBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
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#61Emily and it's attention whore threads. Unreal.Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#62What a sad lonely person.
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Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#63Bad week for youOriginally posted by MUHerd37Emily and it's attention whore threads. Unreal.
GOP caved and let Obama run them over
All Marshall teams suck
Feinstein working on a bill to take your gunsComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#64Who spent countless hours in the SBR chat room and cried like a baby every time it went downOriginally posted by spankieWhat a sad lonely person.

and you have nerve to say I'm sad and lonely
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MUHerd37SBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
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#65The real fight is in February.Originally posted by Emily_HainesBad week for you
GOP caved and let Obama run them over
All Marshall teams suck
Feinstein working on a bill to take your gunsComment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer- 02-10-11
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#66Originally posted by Emily_HainesWho spent countless hours in the SBR chat room and cried like a baby every time it went down
and you have nerve to say I'm sad and lonely

we struck a nerve with the tranny!Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#67Hey bud, make a video showing your face. What's to hide at this point? You posted a pic of yourself. Or did you??Comment -
InTheDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 11-23-09
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#68weeder there's two option B's palOriginally posted by SeaweedLets look at the possibility of this picture being Emily Hanes.
A) Based on the ball ripping shorts and Macgyver mullet, this picture is pegged between the years 1980-1993.
B) That means, this picture is over 20 years old, increasing the possibility that this could be the pre-balooning point in Emily's history where he/she could have been 200 pounds lighter.
C) The runner does look like a future transsexual, and his insecurities are well shown as he can't take his eyes off the sweaty calves of the 298th place finisher infront of him.
Lets look at the possibility of this picture not being Emily Hanes.
A) Emily browsed the internet for hundreds, possibly thousands of pictures of guys.
B) Emily then decided his hobby of browsing these pictures daily could be used to deceive SBR of not only his obesity, but also of his retardation and lies.
C) Emily Was scared of online pictures being traced and so he decided it would be best to break into his neighbors house again, go into their photo album from the 1980's, and take the picture home.
Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with option B.
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JeffieSBR MVP
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#69did u try eating the side of your face?Originally posted by Emily_Haines
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wantitall4moiSBR MVP
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#70LOL, I know a little bit about running, and I would bet you any amount of money you arent going to come close to 34 minutes the way that video was filmed the other day. You were going 9 minute pace at best for about 3 and a half minutes and you had to shut the thing down claiming you were going to go do some 5 mile loop or whatever. More than likely you puked and walked back home.
Now that is probably better than most guys on the forums could do but it still aint no 34 minute 10K.
I was running mid 35s last year and I could walk on my hands as fast as you were going and not get winded. And I have 10 years on you I would imagine if not more since I was 43 then.Comment
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