Let's put this shit to bed, does this look like a guy that is fat or cant run 34m 10k
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Dirty SanchezSBR Posting Legend
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TridentSBR MVP
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Jayvegas420BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#38Why pay such special attention to hide yourself in your recently posted videos?
I could care less what you look like, just askin'.Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
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You mad broSBR Posting Legend
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#40as soon as i call him out he stops responding .. after refreshing the page every 5 seconds for over 3 hours ... this guy is patheticComment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#41Lets look at the possibility of this picture being Emily Hanes.
A) Based on the ball ripping shorts and Macgyver mullet, this picture is pegged between the years 1980-1993.
B) That means, this picture is over 20 years old, increasing the possibility that this could be the pre-balooning point in Emily's history where he/she could have been 200 pounds lighter.
C) The runner does look like a future transsexual, and his insecurities are well shown as he can't take his eyes off the sweaty calves of the 298th place finisher infront of him.
Lets look at the possibility of this picture not being Emily Hanes.
A) Emily browsed the internet for hundreds, possibly thousands of pictures of guys.
B) Emily then decided his hobby of browsing these pictures daily could be used to deceive SBR of not only his obesity, but also of his retardation and lies.
C) Emily Was scared of online pictures being traced and so he decided it would be best to break into his neighbors house again, go into their photo album from the 1980's, and take the picture home.
Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with option B.Comment -
SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#43Kevin Bacon
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nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
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#44looks gay as hellComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
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#45I'm betting and watching games can't respond every second
Winning is hard work and something you clowns will never understand
Just buried SBR_John with UK -26Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
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Vegas39BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#48Posting pics of Kevin Bacon as yourself. Wow you really have no life
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Vegas39BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#49Comment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
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#50Ticket #: 1859749
Jan 02 06:00 PMCBB STRAIGHT BET
[726] KENTUCKY -26½-110247.50 / 225.00 225.00 WIN
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ttwarrior1BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#52looks like a pic from 1993, i can run a 10k too, means nothing
there is also nothing healthy about runningComment -
You mad broSBR Posting Legend
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#55lol hes betting sbr points
WOW a real man lmaooooooo ... i wish i was just like u bro
actually who would wanna be a virgin .. so nevermind thatComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
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DJ DalamarSBR Wise Guy
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#57He never actually says it's him. He just asked if it looked like the guy could run.Comment -
Vegas39BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-22-11
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#58Posting fake pics and making death threats what a tough guyComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
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#60
you work out 10 hours a day
maybe after 3 years you could be elite athlete like me
puffComment -
MUHerd37SBR Posting Legend
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#61Emily and it's attention whore threads. Unreal.Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
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#62What a sad lonely person.
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DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#67Hey bud, make a video showing your face. What's to hide at this point? You posted a pic of yourself. Or did you??Comment -
InTheDrinkSBR Posting Legend
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#68Lets look at the possibility of this picture being Emily Hanes.
A) Based on the ball ripping shorts and Macgyver mullet, this picture is pegged between the years 1980-1993.
B) That means, this picture is over 20 years old, increasing the possibility that this could be the pre-balooning point in Emily's history where he/she could have been 200 pounds lighter.
C) The runner does look like a future transsexual, and his insecurities are well shown as he can't take his eyes off the sweaty calves of the 298th place finisher infront of him.
Lets look at the possibility of this picture not being Emily Hanes.
A) Emily browsed the internet for hundreds, possibly thousands of pictures of guys.
B) Emily then decided his hobby of browsing these pictures daily could be used to deceive SBR of not only his obesity, but also of his retardation and lies.
C) Emily Was scared of online pictures being traced and so he decided it would be best to break into his neighbors house again, go into their photo album from the 1980's, and take the picture home.
Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with option B.Comment -
wantitall4moiSBR MVP
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#70LOL, I know a little bit about running, and I would bet you any amount of money you arent going to come close to 34 minutes the way that video was filmed the other day. You were going 9 minute pace at best for about 3 and a half minutes and you had to shut the thing down claiming you were going to go do some 5 mile loop or whatever. More than likely you puked and walked back home.
Now that is probably better than most guys on the forums could do but it still aint no 34 minute 10K.
I was running mid 35s last year and I could walk on my hands as fast as you were going and not get winded. And I have 10 years on you I would imagine if not more since I was 43 then.Comment
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