Do "Coolers" Exist In Casinos??...Please...No Rookie Votes Please...Poll Inside

[Cloak & Dagger]

A guy that believes in coolers. How cute. The only coolers I ever deal with are set over set in poker. And that's how it should be.

^^after seeing this post from a rookie in this game called gambling

I couldnt believe monkeyboy guy would make this statement WHEN HE SAID HE LIVES IN LAS VEGAS!

I bascially lived in Lake Tahoe from the time I was 18 until I was 25

so its safe to say I know the ins and outs of casinos....

I only speak from experience....THERE ARE COOLERS IN CASINOS

not saying they are paid by the casino to bring bad luck....

A cooler can be bad luck and not even know it...in some cases

but let me tell you...without going into detail...Ive seen them first hand

dealers at tables...the ones the house brings in when a table is hot

people walking by tables and looking over the top...BAD LUCK

people doing 'things' around a hot table...bad etiquette...I dont need to provide examples

next time you visit a casino...and you are doing good...then all the sudden...you start getting killed...look around you...odds are...you just been cooled





p.s. when I say "no rookie votes" I mean no votes from people who have never been inside of a casino for more than 5 mins...only votes from players...oh...and coolers arent just limited to casinos...they can be found at racetracks and on offshore gambling forums...lmfao

[Cloak & Dagger]

oh monkeyboy...option 3 is for you...move out of vegas soon before you end up begging for change in front of the palms

then again you might do that already

[Richkas]

Whor was the ignoramus who thinks there is no such thing?

My buddy works at the casino queen as a cooler.

[mmike032]

Does Dac Van count?

[Cloak & Dagger]

Whor was the ignoramus who thinks there is no such thing?

My buddy works at the casino queen as a cooler.

some rookie named "monkeyfuk"

and he had the nerve to say he lives in vegas....

[Cloak & Dagger]

The kid is afraid to post in this thread...in fear of being owned

Wow. You are ignorant. I'm in strip casinos roughly 80 hours a week, but I'm sure you must know more about casinos.

I love exposing frauds....

KID SAYS HE IS IN CASINOS 80 HOURS A WEEK BUT IS NOT AWARE OF 'COOLERS' (PEOPLE WHO BRING BAD LUCK) BEING IN CASINOS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????????????

THIS FRAUD CLEANS TOILETS AT HARRAHS

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAA

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I've played a lot and never put this into perspective but it seems true this occurs alot

[MonkeyF0cker]

"Looking over the table." "Doing things around the table." = "bad luck"

Bust out your tin foil "helmet." Pretty entertaining.

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. I'm in the Harrah's sportsbook as I type this...

[betplom]

Coolers = "house edge" - period.

If you believe in "coolers" you probably also believe you will get lots of presents from Santa this xmas, and that Jesus will show up to take you to heaven during the upcoming rapture.



I forgot to mention the Easter bunny lays eggs.

[Mudcat]

I voted that there is no such thing but that is not exactly right. There probably is such thing - but it is borne strictly out of air-headedness.

Any real gambler in this day and age has dropped that superstition and hocus pocus side of things. And any modern casino should also be far too sophisticated. I'm sure that is where Monkeyfocker was coming from.

But I voted wrong. There is no shortage of dippiness in the world of gambling. So there probably still are coolers (as well as people trying voodoo, and lucky charms and everything like that.) None of it actually effects anything but there are undoubtedly people dopey enough to believe it does.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Exactly, betplom.

[Cloak & Dagger]

I've played a lot and never put this into perspective but it seems true this occurs alot

I just found a video of monkeyboy at a craps table

this is what he does 80 hours a week...he takes a beating every now and then but the money is good

[MonkeyF0cker]

Right, mudcat. That's precisely where I was coming from...

[englishmike]

Ha Ha this is pretty funny. A flamer trying to tell a pro-poker player about Vegas and gambling, maybe next we could teach Rosie O Donnell how to eat donuts.

[JBC77]

Not for nothing, but who gives a sh1t if they do exist? Some people believe in Santa Claus too.

I can testify that monkey is no stranger to Vegas as he shuttled myself, pico and diogee from club to club in a limo at the snap of a finger while we were in Vegas. Come to think of it.....we didn't wait in a single line anywhere we went. We went to the front of the line after he spoke to the bouncers, all of which he seemed to know. So throw him under the bus if you like but those of us who know him, know he's a stand up guy.......

[englishmike]

Not for nothing, but who gives a sh1t if they do exist? Some people believe in Santa Claus too.

I can testify that monkey is no stranger to Vegas as he shuttled myself, pico and diogee from club to club in a limo at the snap of a finger while we were in Vegas. Come to think of it.....we didn't wait in a single line anywhere we went. We went to the front of the line after he spoke to the bouncers, all of which he seemed to know. So throw him under the bus if you like but those of us who know him, know he's a stand up guy.......

Solid post.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I just found a video of monkeyboy at a craps table

this is what he does 80 hours a week...he takes a beating every now and then but the money is good

I don't play -EV games. I have more sense than that living here. Ask anyone I met at the bash (pico, pimike, JBC77, englishmike, diogee, etc.) If you lived in Tahoe that long and still play craps, you obviously learned NOTHING in your time there.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Coolers = "house edge" - period.

If you believe in "coolers" you probably also believe you will get lots of presents from Santa this xmas, and that Jesus will show up to take you to heaven during the upcoming rapture.

sooo

when you are doing good at a table with a dealer...I mean winning everything

then they switch and bring in another dealer...and you start getting raped

what would you call that??

WHY DO YOU THINK THE "HOUSE" IS BRINGING IN THAT OTHER DEALER??

TO RAPE CLUELESS DOUGHBOYS SUCH AS YOURSELF



casinos are in buisness because of saps like yourself....the difference between me and you is...you stay at that table and get destroyed...while I leave with my chips

LOL. I'm in the Harrah's sportsbook as I type this...

this is where you work....



now you keep playing your card games with dealers like this and hold on to that dream of being on espn someday

[MonkeyF0cker]

Cheers Mike & JBC.

[JBC77]

Cheers Mike & JBC.

It's the truth man, your a hell of a host......

[Richkas]

LOL. I'm in the Harrah's sportsbook as I type this...

I'd give my left nut to be there.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Not for nothing, but who gives a sh1t if they do exist? Some people believe in Santa Claus too.

I can testify that monkey is no stranger to Vegas as he shuttled myself, pico and diogee from club to club in a limo at the snap of a finger while we were in Vegas. Come to think of it.....we didn't wait in a single line anywhere we went. We went to the front of the line after he spoke to the bouncers, all of which he seemed to know. So throw him under the bus if you like but those of us who know him, know he's a stand up guy.......

so he knows who to grease in vegas to get taken care off

what exactly does that have to do with making the idiotic statement that coolers dont exist in casinos??

Im sure you all live off your mommys and daddys bankroll anyway so it dosent matter when you lose your shorts

you could just get another check from the parents

people that make statements like he made...dont have ONE OUNCE of hustle in their bones

real talk

[betplom]

sooo

when you are doing good at a table with a dealer...I mean winning everything

then they switch and bring in another dealer...and you start getting raped

what would you call that??

WHY DO YOU THINK THE "HOUSE" IS BRINGING IN THAT OTHER DEALER??

I don't often visit casino's and rarely play the table games they offer.

I'm quite the skeptic but I've been convinced that casino games cannot be beat, because they are mathematically designed to favour the house - ALWAYS.

The "illusion" of winning at the casino is very powerful, I can tell you're a victim yourself just by reading your posts regarding this subject.

A casino doesn't need a "cooler" , it has math/probability on its side and its good business for people to win every now and then, keeps them coming back.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I haven't had a job in over six years. I stopped in here to get a bite to eat before I play in the Caesars megastack tournament.

[donjuan]

what exactly does that have to do with making the idiotic statement that coolers dont exist in casinos??

If you have a high school diploma or GED, it should be revoked.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Ha Ha this is pretty funny. A flamer trying to tell a pro-poker player about Vegas and gambling, maybe next we could teach Rosie O Donnell how to eat donuts.

oh he is a pro poker player??

well God damn

we have a celebrity in this house here at SBR

when can I see him on espn??

hmm??




your definition if a "pro poker player" is someone who skids around las vegas...gets checks from his parents...greases a few limo drivers and bouncers...and makes statements about bad luck dealers not existing in casinos??

WELL GOD DAMN

YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY DONT YA

[JBC77]

so he knows who to grease in vegas to get taken care off

what exactly does that have to do with making the idiotic statement that coolers dont exist in casinos??

Im sure you all live off your mommys and daddys bankroll anyway so it dosent matter when you lose your shorts

you could just get another check from the parents

people that make statements like he made...dont have ONE OUNCE of hustle in their bones

real talk

Cloak......the guy gave his opinion, whats the problem with that? Is it worth an entire post debating the fact? I'm not much for catfighting with grown men, so enjoy your thread. Maybe next time we can debate bigfoot or aliens or something.

[betplom]

If you have a high school diploma or GED, it should be revoked.

Classic Donny, without actually using the word "stupid" or "idiot" you got your point across so well.

Donny, I believe I'm warming up to you.

[Cloak & Dagger]

I don't often visit casino's and rarely play the table games they offer.

I'm quite the skeptic but I've been convinced that casino games cannot be beat, because they are mathematically designed to favour the house - ALWAYS.

The "illusion" of winning at the casino is very powerful, I can tell you're a victim yourself just by reading your posts regarding this subject.

A casino doesn't need a "cooler" , it has math/probability on its side and its good business for people to win every now and then, keeps them coming back.

ARE ARE TELLING ME GAMBLING IS A SCIENCE NOW???


BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


OHHHHHH MANNNNNNN

YOU MUST BE RICH OFF GAMBLING EH??

[englishmike]

I don't often visit casino's and rarely play the table games they offer.

I'm quite the skeptic but I've been convinced that casino games cannot be beat, because they are mathematically designed to favour the house - ALWAYS.

The "illusion" of winning at the casino is very powerful, I can tell you're a victim yourself just by reading your posts regarding this subject.

A casino doesn't need a "cooler" , it has math/probability on its side and its good business for people to win every now and then, keeps them coming back.

Good post. Reminds of the times i've had to point out to people who believe there's a magnet under the table that there are in fact 37 losing 35-1 slots every spin.

[Cloak & Dagger]

If you have a high school diploma or GED, it should be revoked.

have you ever been in a casino before in your lifetime and won something?

[englishmike]

Classic Donny, without actually using the word "stupid" or "idiot" you got your point across so well.

Donny, I believe I'm warming up to you.

Donny is an aquired taste that I didn't realise would enhance over time. He's a good dude.

[MonkeyF0cker]

so he knows who to grease in vegas to get taken care off

what exactly does that have to do with making the idiotic statement that coolers dont exist in casinos??

Im sure you all live off your mommys and daddys bankroll anyway so it dosent matter when you lose your shorts

you could just get another check from the parents

people that make statements like he made...dont have ONE OUNCE of hustle in their bones

real talk

I don't come from a wealthy family and I don't have to grease here. That's for tourists like you. I have earned everything on my own with hard work and extreme dedication. 80 hours/week is not an exaggeration. I know what I'm talking about and I'll leave it at that.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Cloak......the guy gave his opinion, whats the problem with that? Is it worth an entire post debating the fact? I'm not much for catfighting with grown men, so enjoy your thread. Maybe next time we can debate bigfoot or aliens or something.

what we have in here is a group of guys trying to convince me gambling is a science and that is the funniest thing Ive EVER read on the internet in my lifetime to date

but please by all means...continue