Originally posted on 01/14/2015:

Sharing the expense of living, filing taxes jointly, and not dating. For me, all these things are +ev aspects of married life. To each his own.

Honestly, I could care less about getting my dick wet. Sure I get some in married life, probably less than I could if I was single. But I can't even imagine the amount of time I'd spend getting it if I were single. Now i have time to do other shit, sometimes with a friend who occasionally penetrates me. Win-win.