Originally posted on 02/25/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
Or maybe we aren't fat white pastry pastrami-eating diabetes-having 60 year olds who haven't seen a decent piece of a$$ in decades. Maybe some of us are under 40 and have actually had sex on this side of the millennium and don't have to wack it to Derek Jeter's most recent accomplishment. Maybe we don't follow the crowd like a sheep and say "wow she's hot, must be cool to be Derek Jeter" because we have our own thoughts, we aren't just some white guy who jerks off because he is jealous that all the black men have taken our pure white women. ahhhh, poor white man....no more slavery, no more holding minorities, down, just a world where all your white women leave to have sex with bigger c*cks because all white men are impotent and have erectile disfunction. MUST SUCK TO BE WHITE
Fat, diabetes, old...check, check, check...but we've got the $$ which means we get the women, the fine white women, asian women, black women and every other color but as long as they're fine, we get them.

We leave the thinly mustachioed, sweat drenched and toothless fly swatters to you my good man. Checkmate.