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  • unde0087
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    • 03-27-08
    • 28960

    #1
    TNF: Worst Announcers In the History of Sports
    How does the NFL allow their own channel to have 2 of the biggest dipshits to announce? By halftime I have to mute the game because it is just annoying to even listen to them talk.
  • Golokhov
    SBR Hustler
    • 09-15-10
    • 82

    #2
    NFL Network Thursday Night Football Play-By-Play

    I have to say that without question, this trio is the absolute worst concoction I have heard in a long time. Joe Theismann is horrendous as it is but with Matt Millen, who is actually decent on his own, these guys are brutal.

    Before every sentence, Theismann is like "well I talked to this coach" and "I talked to that coordinator". Is there any coach in the league that Theismann hasn't talked to?

    Last week, he messed up royally when they argued about a team needing one or two scores, when they were two scores down.

    I have to say that the ESPN Monday Night crews used to get a lot of heat but they look like Jessica Alba with body butter compared to Roseanne shirtless.
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    • unde0087
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-27-08
      • 28960

      #3
      ya, makes you wonder who is hiring people for this network. It is sad if these 2 were the top candidates. If they aren't let go after this year then management needs to be let go. If I didn't play Fantasy then i would never watch on thursday nights because of them. fuckin joke
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      • Living The Dream
        SBR MVP
        • 12-23-09
        • 4521

        #4
        Joe Theisman annoys me

        To the point where I want to mute the TV. How about he slips getting a drink and breaks that chicken leg again.
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        • jnickell100
          SBR MVP
          • 11-11-09
          • 4305

          #5
          Agreed, this combination is absolutely horrible.
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          • Rollins08
            SBR MVP
            • 04-20-07
            • 1337

            #6
            I'm glad i don't have the NFL network so I don't have to listen to him.
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            • Fleeben
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 12-08-09
              • 601

              #7
              Rofl I was just thinking the same thing. Theisman stinks and the rest of aren't much better. It really makes it painful to watch the game.
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              • The Seer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-29-07
                • 10641

                #8
                HE just talked about how Singletary made a "gutsy" decisions to take the penalty on the field goal and take the points off the board. I don't know of any coach at any level that wouldn't take the penalty and have a first down on the 10 yd line. HE's a fukkin MORON! Let's see 3 points vs a fresh set of downs on the 10?

                The 4th down going for it on the 1 is another story though.
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                • Rich Boy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-01-09
                  • 9714

                  #9
                  Guy is a complete retard, I hate him.
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                  • ChileCheese
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-07-09
                    • 1957

                    #10
                    The most honest thing said on this forum today.
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                    • Chuck Sims
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-29-05
                      • 3072

                      #11
                      How in the Hell is Joe Theisman Still on the Air?

                      When ESPN dumped the has been, you had to figure that would be the last we fans would suffer through this turd.

                      SF kicks a 38 yd FG but SD gets called for an unsportsmanlike penalty. In a no brainer decision, SF accepts the penalty and takes the ball, 1st & goal inside the 10 yd line.

                      The turd keeps talking about the "gutsy" decision coach Singletary made for accepting the penalty. I had to mute the sound.
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                      • stealthyburrito
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-12-09
                        • 21562

                        #12
                        becoming a weekly thing.

                        but i do agree, he's insufferable.
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                        • Nickelicious
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-21-09
                          • 2647

                          #13
                          Most people hate Theisman but he doesn't bother me.
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                          • Golokhov
                            SBR Hustler
                            • 09-15-10
                            • 82

                            #14
                            "I could watch Darren Sproles play football on a Thursday night, on a Sunday afternoon or in practice" - Joe Theismann, Thursday Night Football, 2010
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                            • k13
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-16-10
                              • 18104

                              #15
                              How did niners not score being deep in that drive?

                              I left for a few minutes and missed it. I don't see an int/fum.
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                              • jwbama23
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-17-10
                                • 2373

                                #16
                                I hate all of these NFL announcers
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                                • stealthyburrito
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-12-09
                                  • 21562

                                  #17

                                  turrible.
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                                  • MortalLock
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 09-10-10
                                    • 215

                                    #18
                                    Joe Theisman is pissing me off this game. Every time he speaks i MUTE the TV
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                                    • Golokhov
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 09-15-10
                                      • 82

                                      #19
                                      "Talking to Philip Rivers yesterday..." - Joe Theismann, Thursday Night Football, 2010
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                                      • HoulihansTX
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 02-12-09
                                        • 30566

                                        #20
                                        #3 "I hate Joe Thisemann" threads going

                                        Watching the game on mute, and listening to 2Pac instead.


                                        Join Me
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                                        • Chuck Sims
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-29-05
                                          • 3072

                                          #21
                                          Theisman is horrid. If Singletary had declined the penalty, he would have been fired after the game, instead of after the season.
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                                          • MendozaLine
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-11-10
                                            • 4088

                                            #22
                                            yeah these announcers are pretty bad. I really cant stand any of the NFL announcers. I like a few duos though.
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                                            • frognose20
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 04-09-10
                                              • 249

                                              #23
                                              I agree. I got the game on mute with the radio going
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                                              • raiders510
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-05-10
                                                • 1038

                                                #24
                                                worst nfl commentators:


                                                joe theismann
                                                solomon wilcotts
                                                bob poppa
                                                greg gumble

                                                best:

                                                john madden
                                                cris collinsworth
                                                ross tucker
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                                                • Mikail
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-19-09
                                                  • 21689

                                                  #25
                                                  Anyone remember when Lawrence Taylor snapped Joe Theisman's leg?
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                                                  • Chuck Sims
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-29-05
                                                    • 3072

                                                    #26
                                                    Why the hell is Matt Millen in the booth? He was the worst NFL GM in a generation. So he gets run out of the league. Now we fans have to be tortured by this loser. Why?
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                                                    • Dirty Sanchez
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-01-10
                                                      • 16031

                                                      #27
                                                      If I was that defensive lineman that was "disqualified" I would bust that announcers ass for snitching on the dude sitting on the bench
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        Millen: "I really think Justin Smith being out hurts this front."
                                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                        [/quote]

                                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                        • Jcows
                                                          SBR Hustler
                                                          • 01-01-10
                                                          • 74

                                                          #29
                                                          joe theisman is so fukkin annoying, everytime he commentates a game I lower the volume a couple notches. everything with him is so overdramatic just shut the fuk up
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                                                          • QuantumLeap
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-22-08
                                                            • 6882

                                                            #30
                                                            I think people are just happy Bryant Gumball isn't announcing. Even these guys are a much, much better improvement of Gumball.
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                                                            • unde0087
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-27-08
                                                              • 28960

                                                              #31
                                                              ya, this is brutual. Who the **** hired these jerkoffs? I would like to punch the guy in the mouth
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                                                              • Chuck Sims
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-29-05
                                                                • 3072

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by unde0087
                                                                ya, this is brutual. Who the **** hired these jerkoffs? I would like to punch the guy in the mouth
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                                                                • Sunde91
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 11-26-09
                                                                  • 8325

                                                                  #33
                                                                  This just in:

                                                                  "Officials see everything. They absolutely do."
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                                                                  • Nellyinctown
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 12-08-08
                                                                    • 216

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I honestly dont think Matt Millen is that bad, he is good on the college games on ABC, but Theisman just thinks so highly of himself "well players today just dont know the rules"....Joe the referees dont know the rules either. Please go away forever
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                                                                    • unde0087
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-27-08
                                                                      • 28960

                                                                      #35
                                                                      they are talking about a playoff for the chargers, last time i checked they aren't even a wild card team.
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