Monday Night Fancy Football Baby Mama

Sammy 11 · 10-11-10, 10:37 PM

This game is not over..............................

yisman · 10-11-10, 10:42 PM

Vikings make a few plays and Sammy shows up. Shocking!

But where are his pretty colors? Was his account hacked?

Stay tuned...

Lazyboy311 · 10-11-10, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by yisman

Vikings make a few plays and Sammy shows up. Shocking!

But where are his pretty colors? Was his account hacked?

Stay tuned...

Sooooo funny. Not to mention he still has no comment on his

play on the braves....

He's like the Little League parent who will cheer and say how his kid is better than yours....until his kid strikes out to win the game. Then he just walks away, leaves his kid at the ballpark, and goes to the bar to talk shit about what he's gonna do NEXT game

Lazyboy311 · 10-11-10, 11:02 PM

I was shocked that he didn't say how his Braves play was "Capped to perfection" like his Ball State (or whatever it was) that got blown out like 45-10.

What a joke

Sammy 11 · 10-11-10, 11:16 PM

OVER 39 POINTS...... FOR 3 UNITS! THATS ONE WIN

hugh4310 · 10-11-10, 11:20 PM

This is how Legends get it done! Come on Farve

FilletMaster · 10-11-10, 11:20 PM

You got this buddy. 2/3 +units for sure

. Favre about to get ball back and may hit that ML too

hugh4310 · 10-11-10, 11:25 PM

Damn Sammy tough break

las8 · 10-11-10, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by Sammy 11

LAS, enjoy the game and the points i gave you, Sammy.

Thanks so much sammy! you are the man, hoping the vikes to pull this out but my +5 is looking solid.

AS i was writing this favre threw a pick six, got to be kidding me.

Regul8er · 10-11-10, 11:25 PM

OUCH....pick 6 J-E-T-S hurts S-A-M-M-Y.......20 units is A-L-O-T to lose on one game.

Sorry Sammy Sunshine!

FilletMaster · 10-11-10, 11:28 PM

damage . was pulling for ya and your tailers. typical brett.

maybe garbage score for the cover

Lazyboy311 · 10-11-10, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by Sammy 11

OVER 39 POINTS...... FOR 3 UNITS! THATS ONE WIN

Only you would brag about "winning" 3 and losing 20....

Not to mention the 10 you lost on the Braves.

By my math, thats -27 on the day. Was this day "capped to perfection"?!?!?

EddieMush · 10-11-10, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by Sammy 11

This game is not over..............................

YES,IT IS

Lets recap
Over 39 3 units

VIKINGS ML @ +190 FOR 6 UNITS

AND VIKINGS +4.5 FOR 14 UNITS

BRAVES 10 units

-28,400

Lazyboy311 · 10-11-10, 11:41 PM

Scammmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?!?!?!?

COOGI · 10-11-10, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by COOGI

to day bet.......MNF ...big bet this year.....i won 750k last night on parlay eagles + over... remember sammy sunshine...i bet 300k to win 750k...ok my big bet tonight is JET -4.5 Risk 1.1mil to win 1 mil....i am going against u tonight ( same last night not tonight )

haaa

i won 1.75 mill in to game sammy sunshine....since we all bet monopoly money why not bet mil instead of 100k ?????

yisman · 10-11-10, 11:49 PM

odd how Sammy keeps disappearing.

Maybe he should call his ISP and speak to them about this strange problem he has that whenever his picks lose, he mysteriously disappears until the next day, whereupon he starts a new thread with lots of colors and smilies.

COOGI · 10-11-10, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by yisman

odd how Sammy keeps disappearing. Maybe he should call his ISP and speak to them about this strange problem he has that whenever his picks lose, he mysteriously disappears until the next day, whereupon he starts a new thread with lots of colors and smilies.

...he gonna come back and fire another 110k bet on tuesday game ....( monopoly $$$ like my bets )...haaaaaaa

JMobile · 10-11-10, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by Lazyboy311

Only you would brag about "winning" 3 and losing 20....

Not to mention the 10 you lost on the Braves.

By my math, thats -27 on the day. Was this day "capped to perfection"?!?!?

This post is GOLD!

Blue_Chips · 10-12-10, 12:04 AM

Almost Sammy. Favre pulled some bullshit at the end. He threw the ball right to the defender. The receiver was not even close to being open. It makes me think back to that imaginary sack he gave up to Michael Strahan.

Good luck on your next play. What are you playing next?

EddieMush · 10-12-10, 12:06 AM

tuesday he will have 50 "units" on baseball game
guessing another rl bet

COOGI · 10-12-10, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by EddieMush

tuesday he will have 50 "units" on baseball game guessing another rl bet

...come on sammy it monopoly....just bet big ....it sound better ...

drfunkmaster · 10-12-10, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by rav_himself

If you losers spent as much time capping as you did hating on these forums, you might win some money once in a while...

CONGRATS for winning tonight!!!!

Marigold HD · 10-12-10, 12:23 AM

I like everyone at SBR.....but I hope Sammy gets in a huge car accident, where he loses both of his arms along with some brain damage.

So I never have to read his pathetic plays ever again.

Die Sammy, please

PS...please die.

PPS...For real

COOGI · 10-12-10, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Marigold HD

I like everyone at SBR.....but I hope Sammy gets in a huge car accident, where he loses both of his arms along with some brain damage. So I never have to read his pathetic plays ever again. Die Sammy, please PS...please die. PPS...For real

drfunkmaster · 10-12-10, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by jimmyg2727

you were %100 sure on Ball St too.!!! haha they only lost by 30 points... goodluck SAMMY

He bought the hook though.. from -5.5 to -5... To be safe...

crustyme · 10-12-10, 12:30 AM

Shammy Wow!

No rainbows or unicorns in Sham World.

COOGI · 10-12-10, 12:31 AM

Master in cappers...???? top of the line......?????...........Miny money line

yisman · 10-12-10, 12:46 AM

We should have a pool to try and guess what Sammy's big chase play will be on Tuesday, and how much monopoly money he'll be risking.

Marigold HD · 10-12-10, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by yisman

We should have a pool to try and guess what Sammy's big chase play will be on Tuesday, and how much monopoly money he'll be risking.

probably the baseball game......

ps.....go fcuk yourself Sammy

yisman · 10-12-10, 12:55 AM

It's definitely the baseball game, because there's no college football tomorrow.

I'd guess he'll take the Rangers for "75,000 dollars."

Lazyboy311 · 10-12-10, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by EddieMush

tuesday he will have 50 "units" on baseball game
guessing another rl bet

So Scammy switched to "units" I see?!? I suppose this was to be modest so that he could disguise his "large wager amounts" and possibly lead to some of us believing that humility has suddenly taken over that peabrain. Ummm yeah....that would only work if he didn't CONSTANTLY remind us that "1 unit = 1000 dollars". Not once, not twice, but THREE times did he do so...in this thread alone.

(whoooosh) Did you hear that?? That was the sound of the afforementioned humility getting thrown out the car window...on the way to Vegas...on the Bus...with his specially modified iphone...while asking off of work from McDonalds to place wagers that millionaires would shudder at...which one of his friends is a hedge fund manager that gave him stock tips in the mid 90's...so he could grow his "nest egg" of 103k (which wasn't won until 2002)...on a scratch off.

(splatttttttt) Did you hear that? That was the sound of his ginormous pile of bulls#it hitting the ground...in his pizza parlor in Philly...while he writes his book...and saves the lives of customers who die....reading his movie script...that was bought by the director that hired him as his assistant...based on his IQ of 143 that was tested at Duke University in 1999....which got him a job as a chef to make delicious raisin brownies and cookies...and if you ask kindly enough, he will roll the dough so that you, yes you, can bake them yourself!!

(clankkkkk) Did you hear that? That was the sound of him trying to empty his piggy bank as the last dime fell out...as he was scraping together the 225k to drive to vegas with...to place a bet in a casino with LOTS of rooms for free for high-rollers...but he didn't want that so he got one at the comfort inn...where he could watch his "wagers" on a 20" tube TV instead of the massive projectors in the book and pay $7.99 a day for wireless internet access to post his children's books on SBR.

Dear Scammy aka TheLiar aka TheFraud aka TheNarcissist aka MediocreCapperAtBest,

Why have you not responded to one request for proof of ANYTHING? Why do you continue to post after you stated previously that you would leave if you lost ONE wager on a certain day (you lost 3 i believe)? Why do you continue to draw noobs who see your maliciously false advertising and tail you only to lose their (real) hard earned money? Why? What about this makes you feel good inside? Please respond. Please do. I'm sure we'd all love to hear what lies and justifications you have in store for us this time. You disgust me.

Love,

Lazy

Marigold HD · 10-12-10, 01:10 AM

Sammy is most likely a 20 year old, over-weight, $10 per/hour labourer.....He barely has friends and comes online to boost his low self esteem. I personaly know a couple people like this. Big time losers, who you want to take a bat to.

PS....Sammy you cunt

rav_himself · 10-12-10, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by Lazyboy311

You followed every one of Scammy's plays tonight...and my guess is you did so blindly. If that is your idea of "capping", then I'm glad I don't "cap". You have not been in any of these threads until tonight and for you to come on here and stand up for quite possibly the most degenerate, lying, narcissistic individual on these forums speaks volumes about your knowledge of this hobby. Not to mention I wouldn't go around talking smack to people like yisman...do you see that number under his avatar of 28k+ posts over 2+ years?!?! That deserves respect. But then again, I wouldn't expect one of Sammy's loyal gnomes to know what respect is

I don't tail anyone blindly. I was on the same play as sammy today and we lost--big deal--you gotta take your losses and move forward. I would have felt like absolute shit if I took the jets today and they lost because it was just too easy. All I see here is a swarm of angry people abusing someone for making bold plays and losing. You chumps lose everyday you don't have to deal with this shit.

Yes he had a lot of money on the game but it's not your money and he can do whatever the fvck he wants. I'm sure nobody here blindly tails sammy to the unit.

Listen, you don't know me. Who are you to say who I should respect or not? Who are you to say I tail blindly and don't know how to cap?

You've got 128 posts and joined this forum a couple of months ago. I know the type. You're just a chump looking for the best person to tail. You deserve no more of my time, chump.

rav_himself · 10-12-10, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by Lazyboy311

So Scammy switched to "units" I see?!? I suppose this was to be modest so that he could disguise his "large wager amounts" and possibly lead to some of us believing that humility has suddenly taken over that peabrain. Ummm yeah....that would only work if he didn't CONSTANTLY remind us that "1 unit = 1000 dollars". Not once, not twice, but THREE times did he do so...in this thread alone. (whoooosh) Did you hear that?? That was the sound of the afforementioned humility getting thrown out the car window...on the way to Vegas...on the Bus...with his specially modified iphone...while asking off of work from McDonalds to place wagers that millionaires would shudder at...which one of his friends is a hedge fund manager that gave him stock tips in the mid 90's...so he could grow his "nest egg" of 103k (which wasn't won until 2002)...on a scratch off. (splatttttttt) Did you hear that? That was the sound of his ginormous pile of bulls#it hitting the ground...in his pizza parlor in Philly...while he writes his book...and saves the lives of customers who die....reading his movie script...that was bought by the director that hired him as his assistant...based on his IQ of 143 that was tested at Duke University in 1999....which got him a job as a chef to make delicious raisin brownies and cookies...and if you ask kindly enough, he will roll the dough so that you, yes you, can bake them yourself!! (clankkkkk) Did you hear that? That was the sound of him trying to empty his piggy bank as the last dime fell out...as he was scraping together the 225k to drive to vegas with...to place a bet in a casino with LOTS of rooms for free for high-rollers...but he didn't want that so he got one at the comfort inn...where he could watch his "wagers" on a 20" tube TV instead of the massive projectors in the book and pay $7.99 a day for wireless internet access to post his children's books on SBR. Dear Scammy aka TheLiar aka TheFraud aka TheNarcissist aka MediocreCapperAtBest, Why have you not responded to one request for proof of ANYTHING? Why do you continue to post after you stated previously that you would leave if you lost ONE wager on a certain day (you lost 3 i believe)? Why do you continue to draw noobs who see your maliciously false advertising and tail you only to lose their (real) hard earned money? Why? What about this makes you feel good inside? Please respond. Please do. I'm sure we'd all love to hear what lies and justifications you have in store for us this time. You disgust me. Love, Lazy

why are you writing paragraphs of nonsense in someones thread that you despise? What a waste of time...

rav_himself · 10-12-10, 01:23 AM

Same thing is happening in playboys thread cos he lost. Gambling involves losing, and you kids just don't understand.