Monday Night Fancy Football Baby Mama

[Sammy 11]

I had a new thread, but it was combined with Sundays thread, not sure why, I want it separated, it is a new day, as i said before I am now using the unit system, as I did on Covers, they all did it that way, 1 unit = 1,000 dollars. Here is my Monday night play.......... The Minnesota Vikings ML @ +190 {a gift by the way} for 6 units. and the Minnesota Vikings + 4.5 for 14 units. Good luck to you all and I might be making a total play a little later, enjoy the day! Sammy will make the pudding to rope the raisins that smooths the butter which bakes the brownies for all the world to see.

[sooner13]

Still here huh?

[random69]

he went 3-0 in nfl yesterday, i think

good luck today, keep the winning streak rolling

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

He will never leave

[Sammy 11]

Best in all of the great Salt Lake City Squire Dance off of 1977! Sammy is here for all for you. love me or hate me I AM THAT DAMN GOOD. VIKINGS ML 6 UNITS. AND VIKINGS +4.5 14 UNITS, WILL GET THE CAKE BATTER TONIGHT BETSY! NFL 2010 RECORD....... 6-5 + 78,150 DOLLARS...... + OVER 78 UNITS!.

[thebestthereis]

cake batter is the best thing ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw

[tbond10]

Jets -4, bought the hook....

This guy won't ever leave...

[dabuffman]

cake batter is the best thing ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw

[drfunkmaster]

cake batter is the best thing ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw

hahah Douch is never gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sammy 11]

my thread is an all time hit! a piece history in the making, trust Sammy like you trust your local plumber. p.s. WONDER WHERE THAT GREEN MUPPET WENT? IT MADE MY DAY FOR ALL HIS DUMB ASS REMARKS AND THEN HIS HALF ASS CAPPING ABILITY. I will make this place as popular as COVERS!

[Rbyrne]

you fuckn dumbasss degenerate loser...go kill yourself

[aman86]

So up 78 units here in NFL but down 180 units. In ncaaf was it? Losing over 100k on ball state this weekend must of stung a bit no? They didn't even show up, you shouldve just taking ncatate like I told you to!

[Sammy 11]

HEY GENIUS, I WON IT BACK ON MICH.ST. 225K, WHERE HAVE U BEEN? AND HOW ABOUT THEM SAINTS! SAMMY MILKSHAKE IS ALL YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hugh4310]

Good luck tonight Sammy like the plays!

[hugh4310]

Glad you went to units instead of cash makes more sense. What will be your max unit play? I would establish that now before everyone is saying your chasing.

[Sammy 11]

Hugh, i have mixed feelings to wards you, just being honest OK, you were one of my biggest supporters, then all of a sudden. you jump ship and turn on me, in my book thats not being a stand up guy, i want to be cool with you, but i got one question? are you with me or against me? good luck tonight, as for my unit size I said its 1K, 1 unit= 1,000 dollars, as for the maximum wager amount, i can not say right now, i could care less what people say about me, if they see me betting 20 units, like tonight, is that chasing? NO ITS NOT, SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM UP 78 UNITS,SAMMY.

[hugh4310]

ok fair enough i'm always with your picks they are good ones but wish you could put up a max unit size because not everyone has as much as you and need to determine my unit size like yours is 1unit for a $1000 I have no clue where to start.

[hugh4310]

If you have like a max unit play of 200 like $200,000 for you mine would be like $400 for that max 200 unit play you get what i'm saying?

[chilidog]

ok fair enough i'm always with your picks they are good ones but wish you could put up a max unit size because not everyone has as much as you and need to determine my unit size like yours is 1unit for a $1000 I have no clue where to start.

it's simple math. if your unit size is $5, then you'd bet $30 on viking ml, and $70 on vikings plus the points.

[chilidog]

If you have like a max unit play of 200 like $200,000 for you mine would be like $400 for that max 200 unit play you get what i'm saying?

If your $400 is the max that you're willing to bet, then if you're going to tail him, set your unit value at $2.

[yisman]

as for the maximum wager amount, i can not say right now,

i could care less what people say about me

Oh, so you do care, then?

[hugh4310]

No s h i t buddy but I have a starting balance and need to know where to start! Say he comes out with a million unit play I wont even have that much to make the bet so if he has a max wager then I can know what I need to have for max to determine my unit size get it!

[Sammy 11]

As my capping ability widens in strength and my popularity grows by the minute, i have to sit back....... and think about all the people who miss and think of me at COVERS, i wish they could see me now! anyway after further capping and seeing the old VCR game tapes and talking to my sources in the know, I made another wager and here it is..........the OVER 39 POINTS FOR 3 UNITS. good luck my fans and friends, recap........... VIKINGS ML @ +190 FOR 6 UNITS AND VIKINGS +4.5 FOR 14 UNITS AND NOW THE OVER 39 POINTS FOR 3 UNITS. Sammy will win them all. and thats a private promise, I used to work in the fields in Western Kentucky and that job was not easy, I was a farmers helper and milked the goats and cows and even shucked corn and made homemade beer, all in all my life has been exciting to say the least, there have been some sad and down times as well, i am not pretending all was good for Sammy, since I am very smart and have a good source of protein for life, I want to say this......... if you feel sad or down, think about what it would be like if you had it all and a wife and a good job and plenty of money........... guess what i had all that and was still a hot mess. have a succulent supper!

[COOGI]

As my capping ability widens in strength and my popularity grows by the minute, i have to sit back....... and think about all the people who miss and think of me at COVERS, i wish they could see me now! anyway after further capping and seeing the old VCR game tapes and talking to my sources in the know, I made another wager and here it is..........the OVER 39 POINTS FOR 3 UNITS. good luck my fans and friends, recap........... VIKINGS ML @ +190 FOR 6 UNITS AND VIKINGS +4.5 FOR 14 UNITS AND NOW THE OVER 39 POINTS FOR 3 UNITS. Sammy will win them all. and thats a private promise, I used to work in the fields in Western Kentucky and that job was not easy, I was a farmers helper and milked the goats and cows and even shucked corn and made homemade beer, all in all my life has been exciting to say the least, there have been some sad and down times as well, i am not pretending all was good for Sammy, since I am very smart and have a good source of protein for life, I want to say this......... if you feel sad or down, think about what it would be like if you had it all and a wife and a good job and plenty of money........... guess what i had all that and was still a hot mess. have a succulent supper!

love it good story..........

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

[DarkNite]

I really like to read Sammy story. He will be here. I think he has some business, so money is no problem. The guy won big on MichSt, but lost big on other game. I know gambling is up and down the same way as business.
Good luck tonite on Minny.

[Sammy 11]

wow my threads make them laugh with glee! OK but reality my plays make up for all my short comings, after all being a writer and business tycoon isn't all its cracked up to be, I get the job done with the greatest of ease and make the ladies swoon and spit. In all my aching life I have been the center of attention and I CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHY......... THIS GAME TONIGHT IS HUGE FOR THE VIKINGS, BIG LET DOWN GAME FOR THE HIGH FLYING JETS, TRUST SAMMY ON THIS, do not follow me unless you are 100% CONFIDENT, that you made the right and righteous choice. If any body has a question about tonights game let me know I am always here for you all 24/7. At Covers i was the clown prince of the place, but in a good way, my life is like a waffle............ round in size and ridges all across the board. Many guys get envious of me and my bankroll and the way i come across on the air, in real life as in face to face i am caring, courteous, kind,generous and very modest and most of all......................GIVING...... if you need a dollar i will give you 5, if you need a hat, I will give you mine, if you need a snack I will make you some, if you need love............... lol jk, but you all know what I mean, i was blessed with a quick wit and a smart mind organ, and 4 legs that can gallop at the thought of a yellow piece of cheese. Sammy will run with the rabbits all night long baby!

[yisman]

At least sammy is a good source of protein, as he doesn't seem to have any other value.

I mean, c'mon. He's bragging about making women spit. He thinks having people spit at him is a compliment or something.

[yisman]

At Covers i was the clown prince of the place

I'll bet you were.

[PyreLight]

Were you banned from covers or something?

[Sammy 11]

Adding another play............. VIKINGS ALT SPREAD...... -3.5 @ +295 FOR 2 UNITS. ALL my plays are in.................. last chance to see the best plays of the night...... VIKINGS ML @ +190 FOR 6 UNITS VIKINGS +4.5 FOR 14 UNITS. OVER 39 POINTS FOR 3 UNITS. AND VIKINGS ALT SPREAD -3.5 @ +295 FOR 2 UNITS. ALL IN TOTAL....... 25 BIG BAD UNITS ON THE LINE. 1 UNIT= 1,000 DOLLARS. GOOD LUCK GUYS SEE YOU SOON.

[Sammy 11]

Plight yes i was banned, they thought i was causing to much of a commotion and was the heart and sweet soul of the place for a year. I was famous and made a lot of people a great deal of money, i was told by a few long time members of this decision, the place has gone down since i left and it isn't a much fun with out sweet Sammy sunshine.

[southpaw74]

You must have pesos and dollars confused. We use dollars here in the united states

[Saluki09]

Great, another reject joins SBR....There's more and more each ******* week

[FilletMaster]

Way to lay the smackdown on that gay frogs candy ass yesterday buddy. Hope you stay on here for a good minute Sammy. 90% of the posts on here suck a galaxy of camel dicks. BOL tonight on your picks. I like them but rule #24 in my nfl book is stay away from any game involving the Jets