Bankers throwin darts at the 2014 NFL season..

[2daBank]

gb/chi ov 49 (2.5x)...i typically run thru the card and put down my initial spread and total before i even look at the lines.. i wrote down 51.5 for this gm and honestly thought i might be a little low. pretty surprised to see this here so i jumped on it w/o a second thought. i guess we have packs slow offense start and cashing the under in det for this line, i get it gb has started slow but the offense is still gonna be elite by years end. they have faced really good defenses that all can get after the qb their 1st 3 gms, that aint the case this week. chi allowed the jets into the redzone something like 6-7 times on monday night! you think pack only coming away with 19 damn points if that happens? i sure the fukk dont.. there really not a lot to say here, we gonna get 800+ yards of offense easy. both teams gonna pass and run at will. both teams gonna score, i think it takes 30 minimum to win this thing. all i can say is either im a sucker or they under shot this 1 cause i think it more likely they hit 60 than go under this number. i also think it closes a lot closer to what i initially wrote down than what im betting it at..

2 team 6 point teaser (2x)

jets+7.5
indy-1.5

dont think the indy side needs much explaining, ya know i like the titans more than most but they aint winning this gm..

far as jets go it been discussed already, i think this gm should be a pk so adding 6 to the already 1.5 points of value i perceive seems like a no brainer pushing them over a td..simply put det just has to show me on the road. lets be rel the offense wasnt exactly impressive last week and really hasnt been all year. jets aint the jaguars, this aint a place you go to get your offense going, yes their secondary is weak ive mentioned it a ton, the front 7 is really good tho and i think that enough to keep the gm close. actually think jets get the W but certainly think it stays within a score...

tampa+9 (bovada teaser protecting it seems, anything more than 7 i like) (1.5x)..beware of the team that got waxed by 40 and has 10 days off to think about it.. i was never high on this bucs team but a lot of ppl were coming into the season, clearly they were a little off (lol) but it doesnt mean they are totally devoid of talent. glennon a upgrade over the career backup and steelers defense is nothing special. think bucs offense will have some success this week and the defense well, it cant play worse..buy pit if you want but while the offense is solid the d leaves a lot to be desired. a embarrassed bucs team gonna come in and give them a better gm than a lot expect.. this line is inflated plain and simple, combine tampa's crappy start with pit dominating a overrated panthers team on primetime and you get a gm that should prob be closer to -5 yet we get over a td..lovie might not be the best coach but he isnt a scrub either, id be shocked if his squad didnt come to play this week.

busy the rest of the day, ill be back later tonight to do the rest of the card..

[survive]

Like the Tampa and nyj plays a lot sir. I'll be on those

[KRIT]

Agree with most thoughts going on in here. Tampa is a solid play. They're better off with Glennon. Teams that get blown out rarely come out flat two weeks in a row. Injuries should show on Pitt's defense, I think Tampa should be able to move the ball on them. I would probably lean the over in that game.

I like GB quite a bit tomorrow. Everyone is on them, i still don't care. Cutler is due for one of his classic fuk-ups and Bears secondary is depleted. Sounds like Marshall may not even play tomorrow.

I like Buffalo quite a bit, but might just take the under in that one. Like Jets and Niners too. A Rex Ryan defense should turn Stafford over at least a couple times.

What do you think of the Saints Cowboys game? I want to take Dallas but I'm bitter towards them after their game vs SF.

[killersweet]

I like that jets/colts teaser banker. What do you think about the Vikings today banker? I am thinking to tease them with either Panthers or cowgirls. love to hear your thoughts

[killersweet]

Who's the girl? She Indian?
Your wife?

haha, she is an indian actress.

[2daBank]

Agree with most thoughts going on in here. Tampa is a solid play. They're better off with Glennon. Teams that get blown out rarely come out flat two weeks in a row. Injuries should show on Pitt's defense, I think Tampa should be able to move the ball on them. I would probably lean the over in that game.

I like GB quite a bit tomorrow. Everyone is on them, i still don't care. Cutler is due for one of his classic fuk-ups and Bears secondary is depleted. Sounds like Marshall may not even play tomorrow.

I like Buffalo quite a bit, but might just take the under in that one. Like Jets and Niners too. A Rex Ryan defense should turn Stafford over at least a couple times.

What do you think of the Saints Cowboys game? I want to take Dallas but I'm bitter towards them after their game vs SF.

i agree the over in tb/pit not bad either, i thought bout it before deciding to go with bucs. lean same on pretty much all, gb, bills, jets, niners (prob sf 1st half considering both teams splits, can always hit them again in 2nd at better number if they down, not sure id want too tho)...

i dunno bout aints/boys, wanna say saints but only way id prob even consider them is if ppl got roasted today losing on most the atl's, det's, pit, indy's of the world..

[2daBank]

I like that jets/colts teaser banker. What do you think about the Vikings today banker? I am thinking to tease them with either Panthers or cowgirls. love to hear your thoughts

i really wanna play minny, not sure about them teased. have to do more points to get across 10 and kinda feel like they either win or get beat by a couple scores.. nyj and indy was pretty much it for me with teaser options, only 2 other gms that fit the criteria were pit and chi but didnt really like either side..

[BiffTFinancial]

Morning, Bank. Bucs, Panthers, Pack TT over, Jags/Chargers over for me today. BOL today, brotha, hope you kill it!

[2daBank]

gb/chi ov 49 (2.5x)...i typically run thru the card and put down my initial spread and total before i even look at the lines.. i wrote down 51.5 for this gm and honestly thought i might be a little low. pretty surprised to see this here so i jumped on it w/o a second thought. i guess we have packs slow offense start and cashing the under in det for this line, i get it gb has started slow but the offense is still gonna be elite by years end. they have faced really good defenses that all can get after the qb their 1st 3 gms, that aint the case this week. chi allowed the jets into the redzone something like 6-7 times on monday night! you think pack only coming away with 19 damn points if that happens? i sure the fukk dont.. there really not a lot to say here, we gonna get 800+ yards of offense easy. both teams gonna pass and run at will. both teams gonna score, i think it takes 30 minimum to win this thing. all i can say is either im a sucker or they under shot this 1 cause i think it more likely they hit 60 than go under this number. i also think it closes a lot closer to what i initially wrote down than what im betting it at..


2 team 6 point teaser (2x)

jets+7.5
indy-1.5

dont think the indy side needs much explaining, ya know i like the titans more than most but they aint winning this gm..

far as jets go it been discussed already, i think this gm should be a pk so adding 6 to the already 1.5 points of value i perceive seems like a no brainer pushing them over a td..simply put det just has to show me on the road. lets be rel the offense wasnt exactly impressive last week and really hasnt been all year. jets aint the jaguars, this aint a place you go to get your offense going, yes their secondary is weak ive mentioned it a ton, the front 7 is really good tho and i think that enough to keep the gm close. actually think jets get the W but certainly think it stays within a score...

tampa+9 (bovada teaser protecting it seems, anything more than 7 i like) (1.5x)..beware of the team that got waxed by 40 and has 10 days off to think about it.. i was never high on this bucs team but a lot of ppl were coming into the season, clearly they were a little off (lol) but it doesnt mean they are totally devoid of talent. glennon a upgrade over the career backup and steelers defense is nothing special. think bucs offense will have some success this week and the defense well, it cant play worse..buy pit if you want but while the offense is solid the d leaves a lot to be desired. a embarrassed bucs team gonna come in and give them a better gm than a lot expect.. this line is inflated plain and simple, combine tampa's crappy start with pit dominating a overrated panthers team on primetime and you get a gm that should prob be closer to -5 yet we get over a td..lovie might not be the best coach but he isnt a scrub either, id be shocked if his squad didnt come to play this week.

busy the rest of the day, ill be back later tonight to do the rest of the card..

i got pretty wasted last night and dont really have it in me to explain these all that well but here rest of my card.

nyj+2 (1x)..talked about plenty already.

bills+3 (1x)..better run d , better run gm, bills control the ground and fitzpatrick continues to make the case for ryan mallet.

balty-3 (1x). i say it all the time, "maybe im too high on balty". that said take it for what it worth but i have them rated better then panthers and line says they even on a neutral..dont think smith sr allows balt to lose this gm to his former team..

sf-3 1st half (1.5x).. these teams splits say it all, cant imagine sf doesnt come out strong here vs a slow starting phi team that was waken up last night by a false fire alarm (lol).. this way i can always revisit at half as i think sf wins, not sure how willing ill be to pull the trigger if they down at half tho??

[R.P. McMurphy]

Rolling with Pack -1.5, Tampon +7.5 , and just hit Frisco -4. Lean UN in Balty I think Ravens win gm but this one is ugly and that Carolina defense bounces back. See alot of sharp guys taking pts with Panthers but with no running gm or receivers I just don't see value in taking a road dog at 3 or less in a gm I don't think they win. See UN 40/41 pts being scored here if line hits 43 or better think I'm a buyer. Like that Indy/Nyj teaser btw. Good winnin Banker!

[2daBank]

Morning, Bank. Bucs, Panthers, Pack TT over, Jags/Chargers over for me today. BOL today, brotha, hope you kill it!

i like the idea of over in sd, might ride with you on that. i think the qb change will def lead to points probably for both teams. i guess my only hangup was how intent chargers can be to take the air out of the fb and a jags d that teams seem to do whatever they want against..

[thunderous]

Morning, Bank. Bucs, Panthers, Pack TT over, Jags/Chargers over for me today. BOL today, brotha, hope you kill it!

All of these look good! You thinking just points with Panthers or you like the ML too?

[killersweet]

i really wanna play minny, not sure about them teased. have to do more points to get across 10 and kinda feel like they either win or get beat by a couple scores.. nyj and indy was pretty much it for me with teaser options, only 2 other gms that fit the criteria were pit and chi but didnt really like either side..

cool. Dal-NO total seems high, but hard to take the under there. I like the eagles game over today

[2daBank]

Rolling with Pack -1.5, Tampon +7.5 , and just hit Frisco -4. Lean UN in Balty I think Ravens win gm but this one is ugly and that Carolina defense bounces back. See alot of sharp guys taking pts with Panthers but with no running gm or receivers I just don't see value in taking a road dog at 3 or less in a gm I don't think they win. See UN 40/41 pts being scored here if line hits 43 or better think I'm a buyer. Like that Indy/Nyj teaser btw. Good winnin Banker!

seems strange that total on the rise, id think defense controls a great majority of the gm.. pretty likely i push -3 w balty but cant help myself when they get a short number at home..

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Atlanta is -5.5 now alit of people on Atlanta I would have jumped at atl.-3 earlier but they haven't shown me on the road they can do what they do at home

[2daBank]

cool. Dal-NO total seems high, but hard to take the under there. I like the eagles game over today

yea pretty high considering aints offense hasnt exactly been high octane,, no reason dal doesnt continue to pound the rock here as well. still hard to pull the trigger considering this bitch could turn shootout at any second...cant argue with over in sf much,, i actually lean over in damn near every 3 o'clock start..

[R.P. McMurphy]

Yeah Detroit same as Atl far as looking "trappy" goes. Definitely more talent but have trouble trusting them on road. We all saw mnf and Bears did not outplay Jets but simply won by other team killing themselves....and getting fukked by refs at end of 1h. Bears banged up receivers still did enough against that Jets secondary even with Marshall being a no show. Lions have just as many weapons on offense but I love NYJ teased at 7 or better they may even win.

[chabooky386]

Bol bank!

[16kredit]

kinda expected this from Gina Smith. struggling as always, dunno... bring in Vick maybe, what could go worse than this.

[KRIT]

kinda expected this from Gina Smith. struggling as always, dunno... bring in Vick maybe, what could go worse than this.

Im not sure how much Geno is to blame for Jets. He seems like the easy scapegoat, but look at what he has to throw to. Jets secondary getting burned and Megatron ain't even doing anything.

[NittanyLionsFan]

This guy is comical

[NittanyLionsFan]

yea pretty high considering aints offense hasnt exactly been high octane,, no reason dal doesnt continue to pound the rock here as well. still hard to pull the trigger considering this bitch could turn shootout at any second...cant argue with over in sf much,, i actually lean over in damn near every 3 o'clock start..

LOL, and I don't give a penetrate if you live in the central time zone so please don't use it as an excuse, what kind of human being refers to a slate of NFL games as "3 o clock starts". You penetrating inbred scumbag piece of garbage.

[2daBank]

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not even gonna bother reading,, must kill you i keep winning id say you prob losing but we all know you aint got the money to gamble

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not even gonna bother reading,, must kill you i keep winning id say you prob losing but we all know you aint got the money to gamble

lol this whole post is funny. i have no idea if you're winning or not, just think it's funny that you said "3pm games"

[NittanyLionsFan]

I grew up in California and NFL games have always been at 1pm and 4pm, doesn't make a difference where you live clown. But it's not surprising since you can't even speak halfway decent English.

[DEUCED]

I grew up in California and NFL games have always been at 1pm and 4pm, doesn't make a difference where you live clown. But it's not surprising since you can't even speak halfway decent English.

Ebonics. Penal style.

[R.P. McMurphy]

We're off too a good start so far Banker....and as usual Nittany is a clueless b#tch who doesn't know sh#t.

[terrortwylight]

Nittany, I'd love to see your picks buddy. I'm sure they rawk. Banker would smoke your pedophile-supporting ass anyday.

[2daBank]

pats/kc un 47 -105 (1.5x).. i have no clue who or why they driving this total up?? i had this wrote down at 44before i looked at lines early in the week, so the 45 open seemed bout right. i leaned under then. maybe not strongly but now at 47 or better it really hard not to like it.. where the hell the points gonna come from to push it over that total? pats offense averages a league worst 4.3 ypp, kc not much better at 4.8.. pats defense second to det holding opp to 4.4 ypp, kc d is middle of the pack but pats not exactly full of explosive playmakers. they should be able to run and prob do the dink and dunk shit but that gonna keep the clock moving. neither qb is very mistake prone so i dont worry about defenses setting up many scores. feels like a gm with a lot of short passes, a lot of rushing, field position, and ball control.. playing it now cause im comfortable with this number, maybe it rises more hell if i know, didnt think it would ever get this high (might even add if i come home and it higher). all i can say is ive learned a long time ago to trust my number and it has served me well. my number says 44 so screw the strange movement on this one..

[2daBank]

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Originally Posted by NittanyLionsFan
I grew up in California and NFL games have always been at 1pm and 4pm, doesn't make a difference where you live clown. But it's not surprising since you can't even speak halfway decent English.
Ebonics. Penal style.





Well since nittyfairybitch was quoted ( maybe deuced will be the homo lover he been looking for) guess I'll respond..

I think it time for a little self reflection when your life has become so pathetic that your best option is trying to insult me cause when I say the fukkin gms start. Jesus Christ gay-man it time for u to find something a little more meaningful in life, or better yet just take the business end of a 357, stick it in your mouth like u have so many cocks, and pull the trigger already cause your bout the most pathetic twink bitch I've ever ran across. Ya'll should be dead anyways, it really clear no1 gives 2 shits bout u, you have nothing in life worth holding on to, so just get it over with already. If it a case that you can't afford the bullet by all means ill paypal ya the cash.

[Bagman5]

Banker - I know I'm switching sports here, but wanted to check in and see what you thought about A's/Royals tomorrow. I'm backing Big Game James at home for sure I think. If I recall, MLB playoffs were very profitable for both of us last season...

[killersweet]

Good luck tonight banker. I hate betting unders on Monday nights, but this one certainly looks like it may fall under 47. What do you think about the side? I have a slight lean on KC

[NittanyLionsFan]

lmao 2dabank is hilarious

[KRIT]

pats/kc un 47 -105 (1.5x).. i have no clue who or why they driving this total up?? i had this wrote down at 44before i looked at lines early in the week, so the 45 open seemed bout right. i leaned under then. maybe not strongly but now at 47 or better it really hard not to like it.. where the hell the points gonna come from to push it over that total? pats offense averages a league worst 4.3 ypp, kc not much better at 4.8.. pats defense second to det holding opp to 4.4 ypp, kc d is middle of the pack but pats not exactly full of explosive playmakers. they should be able to run and prob do the dink and dunk shit but that gonna keep the clock moving. neither qb is very mistake prone so i dont worry about defenses setting up many scores. feels like a gm with a lot of short passes, a lot of rushing, field position, and ball control.. playing it now cause im comfortable with this number, maybe it rises more hell if i know, didnt think it would ever get this high (might even add if i come home and it higher). all i can say is ive learned a long time ago to trust my number and it has served me well. my number says 44 so screw the strange movement on this one..

I don't get why the line is going up either. Two of the league's best dink-and-dunk offenses.

[2daBank]

Good luck tonight banker. I hate betting unders on Monday nights, but this one certainly looks like it may fall under 47. What do you think about the side? I have a slight lean on KC

yea i know prime time been a over party,, you would think that wouldnt keep up forever and this gm seems as good as any to get a under..far as side i dunno, kc's home field aint what it once was but outta be rowdy for mon night. chiefs outta be able to pressure brady from what ive seen and not like you cant press the wrs cause they have nobody to scare ya deep..not like kc has many offensive weapons either and i like pats defense better.. really hard for me to say bro, if you can still get kc+3.5 (think blowdog still has that) i dont hate it but dont exactly like it either..