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  • MonkeyF0cker
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-12-07
    • 12144

    #141
    Holy shit! This dude be clever for a wigga from where? You gotta be a westsider from like Wausau, B. Maybe Fon du lac. You just straight clownin' fools, homie. I heard it's hella gangsta up in Wisconsin, B. Niggaz be cold dodgin bullets n shit during deer huntin season. That shits hardcore, G. On the real, B.
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    • MonkeyF0cker
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-12-07
      • 12144

      #142
      What a fukkin douchebag...
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      • InTheHole
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-28-08
        • 15243

        #143
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        • kmarinouofm
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-26-09
          • 8437

          #144
          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
          Holy shit! This dude be clever for a wigga from where? You gotta be a westsider from like Wausau, B. Maybe Fon du lac. You just straight clownin' fools, homie. I heard it's hella gangsta up in Wisconsin, B. Niggaz be cold dodgin bullets n shit during deer huntin season. That shits hardcore, G. On the real, B.
          actually dude i think CK is originally from "the village" section of Oakland... That's the real hood.. not the Rap hood....
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          • MonkeyF0cker
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-12-07
            • 12144

            #145
            Yeah. I bet he was pimpin ho's right alongside Too $hort...

            Shit. I bet CK even introduced Too $hort ta tha game...
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            • InTheHole
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-28-08
              • 15243

              #146
              holla
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              • cocknocker
                Restricted User
                • 11-06-08
                • 8001

                #147
                Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                Yeah. I bet he was pimpin ho's right alongside Too $hort...

                Shit. I bet CK even introduced Too $hort ta tha game...
                Naw you got pimped by hoes along side what you bet and were short too. Hell you even bet tha game that introduced CK to the short shit too. And you probably won more than you ever have. You ain't got enough green and you're girl's so blue
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #148
                  Is that supposed to be a rap? Wow. You're whiter than cottage cheese, cheesehead.

                  I bet you loved the movie Malibu's Most Wanted.
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                  • cocknocker
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-06-08
                    • 8001

                    #149
                    Nope just the most wanted loved by Malibu. It's cheesier than cottage cheese, and whiter than you. It's just that, not rap.

                    While we're on the subject of rap, here's a gnarly one for ya Harley.

                    What if I told you that a White guy was in charge of everything around us here in America and he messed up so bad with his decision making to the point that even other White guys seriously considered putting a Black guy or a woman in the White House; would you believe me?

                    Now that's hard core for ya. And after that toast job you're blacker than tar, my lil' white tar baby.

                    I bet you loved the movie Black Ceaser
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                    • MonkeyF0cker
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-12-07
                      • 12144

                      #150
                      Are you drunk? High? At least tell us you have an excuse for such retardation.
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                      • Flying Dutchman
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-17-09
                        • 2467

                        #151
                        Shows you how low I've sunk...

                        ...I'm reading a thread that has "cocknocker" in a heated cheese argument with "monkeyfocker"...

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                        • cocknocker
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-06-08
                          • 8001

                          #152
                          Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                          Are you drunk? High? At least tell us you have an excuse for such retardation.
                          Retardation for such excuses at least tells us that you have a high or are drunk, Monkey
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                          • durito
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-03-06
                            • 13173

                            #153
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #154
                              Originally posted by Justin7
                              There aren't many posters worth paying attention to, but these two are right more than they're wrong. Even a bit deadly at WNBA...

                              The problem: you're crashing my lines! I bet a lot of the same stuff, but I can't bet until limits go up.

                              Would you two pick-pockets consider waiting until 11am EST to post your plays (when limits are higher, and everyone can get down more?)
                              lol Justin, trying to solve this prisoner's dilemma?

                              what a fukkin square
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                              • SportsTerminator
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-18-09
                                • 5179

                                #155
                                Are you serious? Why would you bump this durito?
                                Bet To Win
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                                • jellobiafra
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-08-09
                                  • 6291

                                  #156
                                  Cocknocker is on twitter now with his pal SexyMit selling picks. He's got a real knack for the enticement aspect of being a tout. I'll give him that. You can just google "Cocknocker twitter" if anyone's curious.
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                                  • RoagBettor
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-20-09
                                    • 8355

                                    #157
                                    CK and SM seem to be doing just fine. If they're making money and the people who are tailing/paying them are making money then more power to them.
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                                    • G's pks
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 01-01-09
                                      • 22251

                                      #158
                                      Originally posted by cocknocker
                                      I'll tell you what, Justin7 we're fair guys. I talked this collusion thing over with Sexymit, and we have agreed to released plays whenever you would like for us to release them if you guys (SBR) will cut the fees for advertising by half and charge us $1250.00 to put our thing here.

                                      I feel the same way about that subject as you self titled this thread taking our names out and installing y'alls in there.

                                      So there you have it Justin7. The balls' in your court. Now you are the only thing holding things up from being the way that you allege is best. We're working on our thing and would like to get back some of the support that the roughly 280,000 or so creepers on our thread are giving your services
                                      This guy had two problems...

                                      Proper English

                                      And he could only pick girls basketball...
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                                      • mmike032
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-11-08
                                        • 8905

                                        #159
                                        excerpt from CKs site:

                                        "Still I am a well known figure in the gambling circuit in Reno, Nevada as well as various online sports forums. I make it a point to maintain class, integrity and honesty despite my popularity. I always make it a point to give information to my supporters that will benefit them whether it is a stock option or a sports pick or personal spiritual advice."

                                        really
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                                        • G's pks
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 01-01-09
                                          • 22251

                                          #160
                                          he meant to say gambling circus...not circuit!
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                                          • RogueScholar
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-05-07
                                            • 5082

                                            #161
                                            CK is from Reno, too? Between him and Pags I'm surprised I never noticed the overwhelming aroma of ripe douche bags when I've driven through that city.

                                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                            • jellobiafra
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 03-08-09
                                              • 6291

                                              #162
                                              CK lives in Oakland I think. Hey, I was always cool with the guy. I actually liked him. Hope he's doing well.

                                              And G's, you're wrong about the girl's basketball. Man could pick the NBA like nobody's business.
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                                              • RoagBettor
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-20-09
                                                • 8355

                                                #163
                                                Hey, it's all about marketing baby. And CK can market.
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                                                • trilfer
                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                  • 01-21-09
                                                  • 16

                                                  #164
                                                  The Sharp Group Bio

                                                  Anthony "CK" Nassor:
                                                  My underground exploits have been well chronicled. I have been known by many names including "The People's Champ" or "Mr. Heavy" for my penchant to win the big games and excel during playoff time in all sports. The creator of several subsets such as the Secret Play and the 1st inning wagering system known as the Grand Slam System. I started wagering 1998, and became a professional handicapper in 2002. I reside in the California Bay Area with my three children and loving wife.
                                                  Still I am a well known figure in the gambling circuit in Reno, Nevada as well as various online sports forums.I make it a point to maintain class, integrity and honesty despite my popularity. I always make it a point to give information to my supporters that will benefit them whether it is a stock option or a sports pick or personal spiritual advice.
                                                  Tim "SexyMit" York:
                                                  I have been wagering since 2002, but recently this year I decided to take a step and go professional. This is what I love to do. My loving wife of 6 yrs has stood by me and supports me in my decision. My philosophy about plays is what has gotten me this far in my wagering career. Everything I know I have learned by mistakes. I live and die by my motto "If it seems too good to be true it usually is." Those are the things that have made me who I am today.
                                                  I have won many contests, my biggest taking 2nd in a Beat The Prick contest. I have a passion for sports wagering, that's what I love to do. I do this with class and style, and I love to share my knowledge with everyone to make them happy winning as well.
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                                                  • dwaechte
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-27-07
                                                    • 5481

                                                    #165
                                                    What a joke. ****ing clowns.
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                                                    • trilfer
                                                      SBR Rookie
                                                      • 01-21-09
                                                      • 16

                                                      #166
                                                      there's more BS. Apparently the guy has a mole in vegas
                                                      "
                                                      Originally Posted by cs11787 [IMG]http://forum.*************************.com/images/titanux/buttons/viewpost.gif[/IMG]
                                                      Hey CK you go to Vegas often?
                                                      Nope. It's hella far from me. But Reno is just a punt away so I am a regular there, lol! We have a made guy shackin' up in Vegas who shops for lines and bets for me there. He goes by the handle "Mole" me and a couple of hte PC Boys put him up there in an apartment for our purpose. It only costs us about $200.00 apiece for his rent and board, but the info we get is priceless, and is the reason why we have a CFB record of 31-13-3.

                                                      Anytime a BIG BET is made, we know about it within 30 minutes. His job is glamourus, and if I didn't have a family, I would be right out there with him wearing white patent leather shoes with the buckle on the side"
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                                                      • pags11
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-18-05
                                                        • 12264

                                                        #167
                                                        roguescholar,

                                                        I was told you had to take the bus everywhere you went because you lost so much money with shitty gambling picks. Was also told that you bathe once a week with piss water and that your girlfriend wears dentures and has a man penis...
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82839

                                                          #168
                                                          Originally posted by pags11
                                                          roguescholar,

                                                          I was told you had to take the bus everywhere you went because you lost so much money with shitty gambling picks. Was also told that you bathe once a week with piss water and that your girlfriend wears dentures and has a man penis...
                                                          Easy there with the gay jokes. You have some catching up to do this week to come close to my 10-4 record.
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                                                          • pags11
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-18-05
                                                            • 12264

                                                            #169
                                                            easy with the donkyness...how can anyone ever trust your record again after you lied through your teeth pavy cheater?

                                                            I show as 6-2-1 since starting your "Pavys Plays" thread, there is nothing else documented besides contest threads that don't count...you posted in the college football forum starting last week going 4-2-1 (which I posted a better record than you last week), not 5-2 as you lied to everyone and proclaimed and told them you had as good of a record as me last week...you have two wins this week so far putting you at 6-2-1...we will assume that all of your plays are for one unit unless otherwise posted which puts you at +3.80 units (again I am ahead of you in this category as I am up over 7 units)

                                                            you are a stat padder and need to be honest with the forum...if you want to post, do it right, and we will see who has the better w/l record and who is ahead the most units at the end of the year...

                                                            quit making stuff up...you cant count soccer wins as part of your college football record either...you are pathetic...
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                                                            • pags11
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-18-05
                                                              • 12264

                                                              #170
                                                              here are the only two threads you have posted your plays in the college football forum:

                                                              last week- http://forum.sbrforum.com/college-fo...s-10-11-a.html (this is the thread where you lied about your record, counting Baylor +26 a win when it was a push...tsk, tsk)

                                                              this week- http://forum.sbrforum.com/college-fo...0-33-33-a.html
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                                                              • pags11
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-18-05
                                                                • 12264

                                                                #171
                                                                I have searched the forum for your "first weeks" college football picks yet can not find them...you are again lying...why would you try to count your soccer plays towards your college football record? you are not a very honest capper and that is a very bad quality...that is why only 400 people look at your thread because you are dishonest...bad donkey...
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                                                                • pags11
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-18-05
                                                                  • 12264

                                                                  #172
                                                                  just found the first week's thread:



                                                                  let me re-tally your record since you have fuzzy math...
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                                                                  • pags11
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 08-18-05
                                                                    • 12264

                                                                    #173
                                                                    4-2-1 the first week...this puts you at 10-4-2 for the year, +5.60 units on the season...can you please do your math correctly moving forward so I don't have to come clean up after you?
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                                                                    • lakerboy
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 04-02-09
                                                                      • 94379

                                                                      #174
                                                                      Durito Durito
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                                                                      • pavyracer
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                                        • 82839

                                                                        #175
                                                                        So my record is 11-4 and has 400 views every week.
                                                                        Your record is 21-22 and it has 20,000 views every week.

                                                                        So I average 100 views/per win.
                                                                        You average 5,000 views/per win.

                                                                        My record worths 50 times more per view than yours because I don't need as many views to win.
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