WNBA Dating Tips

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:06 AM

Do you know what a bad number is (in handicapping terminology), oda11?

oda11 · 07-06-09, 01:14 AM

Nope, enlighten me.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:22 AM

A bad number is a guy who criticizes after the games are over yet never had a pick of his own before the game. Thas a bad number. I guess that moneyfOcker is a bad number

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:23 AM

It's a number with zero or negative edge. When you bet numbers like +6 and under 167.5 which were the closing numbers, the market has determined that those numbers are fair value (50% chance of hitting either side). If your odds on all of your wagers are 50% or less on vigged coinflips, you're gonna lose in the long run.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

A bad number is a guy who criticizes after the games are over yet never had a pick of his own before the game. Thas a bad number. I guess that moneyfOcker is a bad number

Simply trying to help. I had Phoenix today at +7, but you're right - I don't post my picks. I don't have time for that. My day is spent in Vegas sportsbooks and poker tables.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:30 AM

I think that you can tell that I have a pretty big following. Much moreso than you. And it ain't because I bet bad numbers and lose money for them, you underdig? I got all of the help that i needed a long time ago when i was born.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

It's a number with zero or negative edge. When you bet numbers like +6 and under 167.5 which were the closing numbers, the market has determined that those numbers are fair value (50% chance of hitting either side). If your odds on all of your wagers are 50% or less on vigged coinflips, you're gonna lose in the long run.

Like I don't know what a "key" number is, lol!

shhhhh22 · 07-06-09, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Simply trying to help. I had Phoenix today at +7, but you're right - I don't post my picks. I don't have time for that. My day is spent in Vegas sportsbooks and poker tables.

Dude you got OVER 6000 posts

... I'm gonna say you have time!

Bull_Shark · 07-06-09, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Simply trying to help. I had Phoenix today at +7, but you're right - I don't post my picks. I don't have time for that. My day is spent in Vegas sportsbooks and poker tables.

lol, at what, -120 ? I thought you can't win unless you're betting +100< ?? ......

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Like I don't know what a "key" number is, lol!

There are no "key" numbers in WNBA, genius. Try football.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by shhhhh22

Dude you got OVER 6000 posts

... I'm gonna say you have time!

Most of my posts are made at times of the day like now. When all the action is over with... Comprende? Posting from my iphone in the sportsbooks here is not my idea of fun.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

I think that you can tell that I have a pretty big following. Much moreso than you. And it ain't because I bet bad numbers and lose money for them, you underdig? I got all of the help that i needed a long time ago when i was born.

I don't care about a bunch of squares following another square. I don't need that kind of gay motivation. Go ahead and bet bad numbers. I couldn't care less.

RICHIE801 · 07-06-09, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Most of my posts are made at times of the day like now. When all the action is over with... Comprende? Posting from my iphone in the sportsbooks here is not my idea of fun.

Thats kinda funny cause your not allowed to use a cell phone within 25 feet of a sportsbook.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by RICHIE801

Thats kinda funny cause your not allowed to use a cell phone within 25 feet of a sportsbook.

What's funnier is that law was repealed about a year ago, genius.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:41 AM

You sure are trying to get a lot of mileage from a $50.00 loss overall. What it looks like to me is that we took care of everyone's money.

RICHIE801 · 07-06-09, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

What's funnier is that law was repealed about a year ago, genius.

Actually at the end of April this year I was using my phone on my way outta the book and was warned about it. What I think is funnier is you callin out a guy who pushed on the day, and dont try to call me a tailer or square cause I havent ever placed a penny on
wnba.

oda11 · 07-06-09, 01:45 AM

I just don't get it Focker, do you really have that much spare time to come here and tell somebody that they gonna go broke by the end of the season? What's your point? Prove something, prove yourself, or you should just leave it alone and stfu.

Excuse my French...

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:45 AM

The longer you bet bad numbers, the more likely you are of going broke.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

There are no "key" numbers in WNBA, genius. Try football.

Last I checked Einstein, the WNBA is scored the same way that the NBA is scored. So with that in mind, there ARE key numbers in basketball or "even" numbers if you will. Now whether you choose to label them as something else and miss the point, well that is your own thing

PortsDave · 07-06-09, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

The longer you bet bad numbers, the more likely you are of going broke.

If you don't like what goes on in this thread, then stay out of it.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by RICHIE801

Actually at the end of April this year I was using my phone on my way outta the book and was warned about it. What I think is funnier is you callin out a guy who pushed on the day, and dont try to call me a tailer or square cause I havent ever placed a penny on
wnba.

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http://www.ktnv.com/global/story.asp?s=8882730

Not sure where the fuk you were... Fantasy land more than likely.

Umm. You guys are far too square to comprehend these things apparently.

RICHIE801 · 07-06-09, 01:50 AM

I love this guys' sarcastic "genius" reference to everyone else when his avatar is a piss drinkin monkey, I think that says something.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

I don't care about a bunch of squares following another square. I don't need that kind of gay motivation. Go ahead and bet bad numbers. I couldn't care less.

Well you just continue f*cking money and I'll continue making it, sucker. You wish i was a square. I would do donuts on your front lawn in a limo while you and your family watch tomorrow morning

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Last I checked Einstein, the WNBA is scored the same way that the NBA is scored. So with that in mind, there ARE key numbers in basketball or "even" numbers if you will. Now whether you choose to label them as something else and miss the point, well that is your own thing

Wow. You're a moron. Even numbers. LOL. Nobody ever makes a 3 or misses a free throw. Haha. Jeez.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:52 AM

Wow. Never really understood how stupid most bettors are. Check out the Think Tank and learn something. Too much "stupid" in this thread for me. Toodles.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:52 AM

Dollar f*cko's wife so nasty she keeps ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Wow. Never really understood how stupid most bettors are. Check out the Think Tank and learn something. Too much "stupid" in this thread for me. Toodles.

How can you all of a sudden have this much time and please go back and hibernate in the think tank along with all of the rest of the thinkers while us doers will be out here doing it. Hey smart man, make a thread and have a money tracker on it so we can see how good you are. Otherwise take your ass back and think in your tank, sharky

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 01:56 AM

I don't crave your admiration, dildo. Money talks for me.

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 01:58 AM

And when you go back to your monkey cave grow a sack of nuts and think of how you will show a bankroll grow with your "good numbers" and ideas you f*ckin' broke ass dirt miser. How muc hwould you make your $20.00 and good ideas into? Enough to buy some sweet tarts for your chicken head bitches? Hardly.. I don't think so. I know guys like you who are mathematical geniuses too. Most of the time those guys are standing on the sideline figuring while the players are making figures

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

I don't crave your admiration, dildo. Money talks for me.

Well okay then Mr, Money, ain't nothin' between you starting a moneytracking thread but you and your keyboard. Let your fingers do the talking. And I'm sure that you can cpome up with something better than dildo as a crack. You bareback mountain lovin' muthaf*cka. Go chase some more thoughts.

Start your money making thread and show us how it's done or get the f*ck on.

This ain't that kind of movie. In this one, you have to show us Elton John

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 02:03 AM

Somehow I think that this guy meows now. Trust me he will act like he hasn't been called out to put his money where his mouth is in front of a national audience. He will go back to the drag tent before he puts his nuts on the table. Go back into hiding, fruitcake

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 02:06 AM

Put a jersey on muthaf*cka! Put a jersey on and get yo ass out here on the field! Mothaf*cka I dare you

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 02:10 AM

There are plenty of threads devoted to closing numbers and expected value in the Think Tank... right here on SBR. And quite a few of them that I contributed to... I really have no time or motivation for posting plays. I leave that to the wannabe touts.

Uhh. And yeah. I'm almost a redneck. I live in Las Vegas if you need it spelled out for the 30th time...

cocknocker · 07-06-09, 02:10 AM

Don't worry y'all I PM'd this guy and asked to to start the thread. If he doesn't do it, have absolutely NO MERCY on his ass if he ever shows up again. I'll get my own hands dirty on this one. I wish that muthaf*cka would start a thread tracking his plays and money.

MonkeyF0cker · 07-06-09, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Put a jersey on muthaf*cka! Put a jersey on and get yo ass out here on the field! Mothaf*cka I dare you

Are you 12?