WNBA Dating Tips

**tunit213** · 06-30-09, 04:10 PM

No prob cocknocker, thanks anyways. Goodluck everyone.

**cnleaf** · 06-30-09, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Only 660 left to go!

Is there any update for the lines, Mr. Heavy?

**cocknocker** · 06-30-09, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by hirmabiff

CK, what do you think about WAS/SA?

No opinion on aything other than the total. The total was correct whenth line was first set. The dramatic fall in the line was ot warranted. I like the over in that matchup, going against the movement.

I myself am not playing it, as i have quite a bit of money out today with these plays, my system, the JM system (without those silly filters- I liked the old system anyway), and a couple of MLB wagers for myself. I'm fully vested. I have enough money up in the air to feed a small island of people.

As Grumpy says, " If you keep looking at this shit long enough, everything will start looking good to you."

**cocknocker** · 06-30-09, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by cnleaf

Is there any update for the lines, Mr. Heavy?

No more updates. I think that we're pretty much set. I just have this weird feeling that it will be my smart money pick. I'm pretty confident about it. A person who is a regular that swoops in and out of the thread is gonna get it. Some degenerate f*ck will keep trying to make multiple entries, and you know what? He is gonna get bumped thinking that he had a lock. It's gonna be trickier than people think it will be with people actually trying to get it.

**tbill11** · 06-30-09, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by cocknocker

I can't tell you that. The last time I did that the lines at my book got screwed up immediately thereafter

Not to be tangental and not discuss the WNBA or dating for a moment, but how is that possible? You must be on helluva high roller wherever you are CK haha. This just seems to comically amazing to be true.

But I trust it. Any book that sees how much you win wouldn't want any of your followers coming along.

**aznjeff07** · 06-30-09, 04:40 PM

waiting for the lines to move in a more favorable direction...just the opposite is happening; sac is now at +5...

**socrates01** · 06-30-09, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by cocknocker

No opinion on aything other than the total. The total was correct whenth line was first set. The dramatic fall in the line was ot warranted. I like the over in that matchup, going against the movement.

I myself am not playing it, as i have quite a bit of money out today with these plays, my system, the JM system (without those silly filters- I liked the old system anyway), and a couple of MLB wagers for myself. I'm fully vested. I have enough money up in the air to feed a small island of people.

As Grumpy says, " If you keep looking at this shit long enough, everything will start looking good to you."

I see you refer to JM plays quite a bit. What's JM?

**sportsguy04** · 06-30-09, 04:50 PM

Only 33% on sacramento and line drops from +8.5 to +5.5??

hmmm

**hirmabiff** · 06-30-09, 04:53 PM

CK, I am sorry, I am stuck in traffic and I can't go back through the form, is ATL -6.5 a good play tonight?

**SexyMit** · 06-30-09, 04:54 PM

I like our plays. I'm not a chalk laying person but I still think its a good bet! Gl to everyone tonight!

**cocknocker** · 06-30-09, 04:56 PM

Dating Tip

There has been a little discussion over the years about the difference between a lie and a fabrication or distortion and a refusal to testify based upon a technicality.

Now when a woman lies she is good at it as she will not tell a soul what she has done, in some instances not even her best friend. The way that she gets away with the lie is to fail to acknowledge the incident. A woman is a man minus accountability. How true that statement is. She never has to take accountability for her actions because you will never get her to acknowledge that she has done anything...unless you catch her red handed, forget about it. All that you will end up doing is looking like a fool becuase it will appear, or she wants you to appear, to be some kind of dead ass nuisance who is always pointing fingers.

The best way to fight anyone is to find out what their weakness is and exploit it time and again, right? Wrong.The best way to handle a woman is to mirror how she does things. This way you will find out how to skate by making her feel like she is the one who is always wrong.

Okay, so you're hanging out with some dynamite chick, and you're late as hell for a date with your main squeeze. The idiot will call his main squeeze in the bathroom or go to the car and call or some old stupid shit. The appropriate thing to do in this circumstance is to always remember one thing. You've already got your girlfriend. She will forgive you missing the date, you just have to not lie to her and have a really good device to work with later on that night when you show up. Do make it a point to show up very late. It is comforting to her to listen to your voice as she turns the screws on you in an attempt to get you to lie.

Well anywy, back to the point. Enjoy your date, and relax. Take it all in. Don't have sex with the person and then go see your lady afterward. The clean smell of a fresh shower is a dead giveaway if she knows you're a stinking bum. Blowjobs are optional and are encouraged however. Remember you have to save some for Mama.

Anyway the question will come...where were you and why didn't you answer your phone until now? You side step that question with a question. Not one like they want you to do when using one of their tools (they always answer a question with a question. NEVER let them do that. The converstion will go in circles and you will never get anywahere but angry) against them.

Go to your car and blow cigar smoke in the car with the windows rolled up. Do this for 5 minutes max and let it out slowly.

You say, baby I'm on my way there. Do you want me to pick you up anything while I'm out? See you avoided it. Then once se says whatever she wants or doesn't want, tell her you have to take a call that comes in on the other line. Get off of the phone. Make your judgement if the night will be lost or if you should press based upon whether you had to hang up in her face or not in order to get off of the phone. If the answer is no, pop a viagra, stop at the store and get the shit from the store.

When you arrive you are not to bring up the matter. Let her do it. When she does, you tell her "Why does it matter, I'm here now. This is what you wanted right?" If you want me to leave then say so!

If she wants you to stay then do what you're supposed to do. Never answer that question. It is the only thing that is saving you from hell. Defer your answer until you have had time to give her an orgasm. When the question comes up again later, return her question with a question and ask her why is she always bringing up the past. This will change the conversation to something safe to talk about that is far away frm the subject

**SexyMit** · 06-30-09, 05:16 PM

Ck so what do u think bout Phoenix tomorrow?

**Flight** · 06-30-09, 05:19 PM

Man the lines in WNBA are like a roller coaster! Kinda like this thread...

CK that dating tip is invaluable. I need a heady viagra connect.

**Vreston** · 06-30-09, 05:21 PM

Guys don't let a woman talk you into telling the truth about sth you know you shouldn't have done and you might even feel sorry about.

The "Tell me the truth and I'll forgive you" bullshit just doesn't happen if you ask me. You will be reminded about it for the rest of your life or until your relationship ends. Trust me. One of their biggest lies is that they'll forgive you or forget about it after you tell them. It's just not gonna happen.
If you did sth and you know you were wrong or are honestly sorry about it afterwards then that's enough. You know it, you feel it and you feel bad enough about it. You don't need what you're gonna get from her. It's in both your better interests.

Sorry CK for cutting in on your dating tips. I've got a lot to say on the subject, but I'm not. It's your thread. You give the advice.

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Now what about tonights final project plays? According to Oda the plays are "pending".
Right now Atlanta is -6 and Sacramento is +5 at my book and the Atlanta game starts in 40 minutes. I'm waiting for you guys to say the final word.

**BTTNext** · 06-30-09, 05:22 PM

Booked the project plays and a dope teaser.

GL to everyone tonight.

**FreeFall** · 06-30-09, 05:43 PM

Does anyone else not see the number of bets @ SportsInsights for WNBA? I get numbers for MLB, but not for WNBA.

**tunit213** · 06-30-09, 05:48 PM

Hit the basketball tab on the top there bud.

**linglingfool** · 06-30-09, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by socrates01

I see you refer to JM plays quite a bit. What's JM?

The Jim Morrison chase system. Search the forums, there's plenty of write-ups on it (essentially a 3-game chase system).

**Karayilan9** · 06-30-09, 05:52 PM

If anybody hasn't took it yet, on Betfair the line is -4.5 @ -125 for Atlanta, there only been $1K put on the event all together.

BOL 2nite

**X-Rated** · 06-30-09, 05:53 PM

CK, the line for the Sacramento/Chicago game has moved 3.5 points. Didn't you mention that it's best to fade a team with a line movement of over 3 points?

**FreeFall** · 06-30-09, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by tunit213

Hit the basketball tab on the top there bud.

I did and the number of bets are zero.

**rick_213** · 06-30-09, 06:10 PM

where can we watch the MINN/ATL game ONLINE??

anyone know...i don't get it on tv where i live.

**BigMoneyMan** · 06-30-09, 06:12 PM

Damm it all. Most of situations i like tonight the movement is messed up. Taking Mytics and over thats it. i really think Minny under and Sky are worth a look but no play for me.

**tbill11** · 06-30-09, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by rick_213

anyone know...i don't get it on tv where i live.

Just go to wnba.com, sign up, and watch for free!

**sweetjones55** · 06-30-09, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by rick_213

anyone know...i don't get it on tv where i live.

wnba.com has all the games streaming for free.

**tunit213** · 06-30-09, 06:14 PM

It just shows me percentages on a side.

**PortsDave** · 06-30-09, 06:16 PM

The Minn/Atl game is not being shown on the website tonight as its live on ESPN2.

**corona** · 06-30-09, 06:37 PM

sacramento line dropped all the way to 4.5

**GGPLAYER** · 06-30-09, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by corona

sacramento line dropped all the way to 4.5

Wow, not good. Waiting on this line did not helpe me at all. I guess I'll have to hope they win it out right.

**aneurysm00** · 06-30-09, 06:55 PM

What's the actual score on the Lynx-Dream game?

ESPN have two scores up there 56-50 to Lynx and 41-44 to the Dream!!?!
WNBA doesn't seem to have video access either.

**X-Rated** · 06-30-09, 06:56 PM

Half time Lynx up by 6. What a disappointing performance by Atlanta.

**sweetjones55** · 06-30-09, 06:58 PM

Anybody taking Dream -5 2nd half?

**JumpoffJoeBeezy** · 06-30-09, 06:58 PM

Well, I played the Lynx +6.5. Unfortunately I played it with the Phils/Braves over.

But idk.. The Lynx are obviously a superior team than Atlanta, no?

**hockeytown71** · 06-30-09, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by aneurysm00

What's the actual score on the Lynx-Dream game?

ESPN have two scores up there 56-50 to Lynx and 41-44 to the Dream!!?!
WNBA doesn't seem to have video access either.

It's on ESPN2

**dreday** · 06-30-09, 07:00 PM

lol, i see three halftimes scores 56-50 , 48-44, and 41-44