WNBA Dating Tips

**jgbgsox** · 06-28-09, 10:50 PM

good job guys

sexymit i think we both cashed on the total for that game by a half a point i played it at 137.5 really thought it was a loser when they had 112 heading to the 4th

**HoulihansTX** · 06-28-09, 10:51 PM

Congrats to all that stayed in the positive today.

**chipper13101** · 06-28-09, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Flight

Oh I was a gentleman and rubbed her back and consoled her with soothing words and even tried to give her other things to think about. But I'm no Mariano Rivera, and didn't close it out. I was more asking if it would be wrong to make a move on her after she's done crying. I don't think she would've cared, I think she wanted a pity **** or maybe was using the crying to pull me in closer.

Dude, wtf? You didn't close the deal? What's WRONG with you? Human's would be extinct if they had to rely on you. In the immortal words of Steve Winwood, "when you see a chance, take it". You should have been bangin' her like a barn door. That gentleman sh*t, fageddaboutit. Sink the pink, bro.

**oda11** · 06-28-09, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by jgbgsox

good job guys

sexymit i think we both cashed on the total for that game by a half a point i played it at 137.5 really thought it was a loser when they had 112 heading to the 4th

The bookies' lines are gettn more and more accurate, lol.

**rezkoness69** · 06-28-09, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Flight

OK so if we can't talk about the game can we get a dating tip?

I was hanging with this girl on Friday and she started crying because it was supposed to be her wedding day before it got broken off. Is it wrong to bang a chick who is crying? I am ashamed to admit that it turned me on in a dirty rape sort of way.

I thought this post was hilarious.

I wish the thread could be censored so as to just show CK + Sm's posts and all posts related to dating and other encounters with the oppoiste sex. To those of you asking how to pick up girls and being shy and what not, I'm not trying to be mean, but get off your comp and figure it out, haha.

**TheLemonDropKid** · 06-28-09, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by oda11

read previous posts please.

Huh? Who you talkin' too bro?

I ain't jinxin' anybody by posting my plays......check yourself.

**jgbgsox** · 06-28-09, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by oda11

The bookies' lines are gettn more and more accurate, lol.

they definately had that one capped right

**Abrcrom12** · 06-28-09, 10:59 PM

Thanks again guys!!!
As always...

**chipper13101** · 06-28-09, 11:04 PM

But Flight does bring up an interesting point, and it's a trap that all you frustrated chumps fall right into...NEVER EVER EVER listen to a woman's commiserating and console her and showing her what an empathetic nice guy you are, or you are automatically relegated to LJBF hell.... for you single guys, LJBF = Let's just be friends...and when she says that, you are DONE! So don't listen to her problems and sympathize. Be a man and give her what she really wants, the high hard one.

**sportsguy04** · 06-28-09, 11:04 PM

This thread is redicolous lol. Never going to be able to find CK and Sexymits leans/plays!

**oda11** · 06-28-09, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by oda11

read previous posts please.

Originally posted by TheLemonDropKid

Huh? Who you talkin' too bro?

I ain't jinxin' anybody by posting my plays......check yourself.

oops, sorry LDK! haha, that was directed to stinkytofu

accidentally included your comments, my bad!

**Flight** · 06-28-09, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by rezkoness69

To those of you asking how to pick up girls and being shy and what not, I'm not trying to be mean, but get off your comp and figure it out, haha.

Hey man, SM called for radio silence on the games, what else am I gonna do? Refresh my balance 100x times waiting for it ring up? Nah, I figured I'll tell my story and see what the pro's have to say. At a minimum I expect some comedic banter (chipper13101 followed through)

**TheLemonDropKid** · 06-28-09, 11:08 PM

Cool bro.......have a good night.....

**Flight** · 06-28-09, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by chipper13101

give her what she really wants, the high hard one.

Amen bro, I'm gonna hit that shit on Monday night now, no manners this time

**RoagBettor** · 06-28-09, 11:14 PM

Alert! If you want to find the Project Plays just click on Oda's name and then click "Find All Posts by Oda11". Oda doesn't post much, so if you do that you will easily find the official plays.

Now stop bitching and trying to take the fun out of this thread!

**shhhhh22** · 06-28-09, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Alert! If you want to find the Project Plays just click on Oda's name and then click "Find All Posts by Oda11". Oda doesn't post much, so if you do that you will easily find the official plays.

Now stop bitching and trying to take the fun out of this thread!

**chipper13101** · 06-28-09, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Flight

Amen bro, I'm gonna hit that shit on Monday night now, no manners this time

Attaboy Flight! That's the idea. Be a credit to your gender. If she wants sympathy she can get it from her girlfriends. From you she's looking for the hot beef injection.
And who are you to deny her that in her moment of suffering? Go get 'er.!!

**oda11** · 06-28-09, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Alert! If you want to find the Project Plays just click on Oda's name and then click "Find All Posts by Oda11". Oda doesn't post much, so if you do that you will easily find the official plays.

Now stop bitching and trying to take the fun out of this thread!

sh*t, you made me wanna post even less! LOL.

**RoagBettor** · 06-28-09, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by oda11

sh*t, you made me wanna post even less! LOL.

LOL, it's part of my strategy to get #3000!

**SexyMit** · 06-28-09, 11:34 PM

We were seeing who was going to be #2000 earlier today and now we are almost 2200. LOL

**dreamjob** · 06-28-09, 11:36 PM

Thanks for the pick CK, and Sexy. Thanks to you guys I broke even instead of being deep in the red.

Great pick keep it up. Thanks.

**SportsTerminator** · 06-28-09, 11:40 PM

I think -2.5 might be the trick spread... Liberty... loss to Fever... Phoenix loss to Minnesota... Seattle lost to LA...

**Flight** · 06-28-09, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by oda11

sh*t, you made me wanna post even less! LOL.

Yah that'd be cool if you would do that for us, LOL

**cocknocker** · 06-29-09, 12:22 AM

Tuesday leans

Atlanta+3.5 (Projected) Minnesota has no business being favored in this game but they will be because the public demands that they be favored. It will be a mistake. They will try to run with the Dream and that is a mistake because the Dream have pickpockets on defense and the threes fall at home.

Sacramento+9.5 (Projected) This one is set up so beautifully it is a shame. It has been well discussed already. This is my favorite play.

San Antonio-6.5 (Projected) The Silvers will get over .500 with one more home romp before meeting up with the blind side accident when Chicago shows up on Friday night. The Mystics are a poor shooting team that turns the ball over too much to play against a playoff caliber team scratching to get back to .500. Those turnovers will be their undoing, along with serious rebounding problems in this matchup

**cocknocker** · 06-29-09, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by Karayilan9

CK & SexyMit another great hit

I'm happy we both cashed the soccer bet earlier aswel CK

Man that was a sick call. When the USA went up 2-0 I already knew that they wouldn't hold Brazil scoreless. It was only a matter of time. Thanks, my good man for the spiffy tucking money

**jcygts6** · 06-29-09, 12:38 AM

are you sure about the Sacrmento lean Cocknocker, I backed them today instead of backing the obvious detroit play, and all the Monarchs did was disappoint. I think that they flat out suck and it is hard to lay money on them, I had them teased to +12 points but they lost by 14 today to detroit, Lame. GRRRRR

Monarchs on the road are MONEY BURNERS

**JayJay2** · 06-29-09, 12:46 AM

AND FOR ALL OF YOU WHO CANT FIND ANY TIPS IN THIS THREAD.
HERE IS A LINK TO VIEW THE TIPS THAT CK AND SM HAVE MADE.
THIS LINK SHOWS ALL ODA11'S POSTS IN THIS THREAD!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/search.php?searchid=1241572

**cocknocker** · 06-29-09, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by jcygts6

are you sure about the Sacrmento lean Cocknocker, I backed them today instead of backing the obvious detroit play, and all the Monarchs did was disappoint. I think that they flat out suck and it is hard to lay money on them, I had them teased to +12 points but they lost by 14 today to detroit, Lame. GRRRRR

Monarchs on the road are MONEY BURNERS

Then you should apply the Kelly and take the other side and the chalk in their next game because they are on he road again, homes. I personally haven't been burned by them on the road or otherwise. This is a good spot to take them. If you don't like it, don't play it. It's pretty much that simple. There's two other games on that day

**HoulihansTX** · 06-29-09, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Tuesday leans

Atlanta+3.5 (Projected)
Sacramento+9.5 (Projected)
San Antonio-6.5 (Projected)

I concur with all you're leans, sans the Sac pick. They're terrible. Last year in Chicago's home opener Sac lost by ten points, and Sylvia Fowles(a rookie at this point) manned the paint. Sac won the next meeting, but they were home and Chicago was without Fowles.

Also did a little back tracking, and found a common thread in Sac's situation. Teams that play three straight road games in at least five days, have lost the third game 4 out of 6 times. Now, Sac is playing their third game in five days. Chicago has won all of their home games so far....

If you continue to play it I'm going to stay off the spread, but let me know if you change your mind.

**xmrblueduckyx** · 06-29-09, 01:21 AM

STRAIGHT BET (Risking: - To Win: ) 06/28/2009 - 04:20 PMNBA [2651] 2H SAC MONARCHS -2½-110
Score: 2H SAC MONARCHS(44) - 2H DET SHOCK(39) 3 Team BK 8 pt Special Teaser (Risking: - To Win: ) 06/28/2009 - 03:15 PMNBA [651] TOTAL o136½-110 (B+8)
(SAC MONARCHS vrs DET SHOCK)
Score: SAC MONARCHS(72) - DET SHOCK(86)WIN06/28/2009 - 03:15 PMNBA [652] DET SHOCK +2-110 (B+8)
Score: SAC MONARCHS(72) - DET SHOCK(86)WIN06/28/2009 - 06:45 PMNBA [654] LA SPARKS +10-110 (B+8)
Score: SEA STORM(55) - LA SPARKS(82)WIN [#59012149] STRAIGHT BET (Risking: - To Win: ) 06/28/2009 - 06:45 PMNBA [654] LA SPARKS +2½-120 (B+½)
Score: SEA STORM(55) - LA SPARKS(82)

CK and SM you guys are the

!
another great call tonight.

Also BMM, thanks for the insights as well, i used your leans in a teaser and won most of the money back i lost in MLB this week!

Keep on rollin' boys!

**PortsDave** · 06-29-09, 01:50 AM

Great job again CK & SM,

Just got up for work and see the project play won again, what a nice start to a Monday morning.

**oda11** · 06-29-09, 02:28 AM

06/29/2009 Day 21
Day Starting Bankroll - $6246.50

No Plays Today.

WNBA Dating Tips Record 19 - 7 - 0

**danrman** · 06-29-09, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by sportsguy04

This thread is redicolous lol. Never going to be able to find CK and Sexymits leans/plays!

whats ridiculous is your spelling of ridiculous

**danrman** · 06-29-09, 02:56 AM

Originally posted by SportsTerminator

I think -2.5 might be the trick spread... Liberty... loss to Fever... Phoenix loss to Minnesota... Seattle lost to LA...

2 1/2 has been a sucker line for more than a couple of decades.. it also can be a blowout for the team favored though

**cocknocker** · 06-29-09, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by HoulihansTX

I concur with all you're leans, sans the Sac pick. They're terrible. Last year in Chicago's home opener Sac lost by ten points, and Sylvia Fowles(a rookie at this point) manned the paint. Sac won the next meeting, but they were home and Chicago was without Fowles.

Also did a little back tracking, and found a common thread in Sac's situation. Teams that play three straight road games in at least five days, have lost the third game 4 out of 6 times. Now, Sac is playing their third game in five days. Chicago has won all of their home games so far....

If you continue to play it I'm going to stay off the spread, but let me know if you change your mind.

I think that the person who should let anyone know if they changed their mind about this play it would have to be you. I have heard everything that you have offered, and although I am sure that there are those who buy into trends, I am not one of them. The only trends that are useful are those which are not written. Things like play on a team anyway when they are missing their star player. Telling me about what happened with OTHER TEAMS in this situation in OTHER YEARS won't cut it over here. Pros don't handicap that way, and you shouldn't either. Current numbers/current teams/current situations. That's capping. Despite your research, Sacramento is the play. Want to kno howi know?

All that it would take to bring you over to my side is for the line to start off at Chicago-9.5 and with 90% of bettors on Chicago, the line dip to Chicago-7. I'll bet you wouldn't feel comfortable about taking the Sky then now would you? matter of fact, if you saw 10% of bettors control the line and make it move 2 points I'd say you would be more than ready to pound the hell out of the Monarchs. Nothing beats good old fashioned handicapping.

If your research didn't include teams that have a +/- of -4 and giving up 80 points per game defensively, and undefeated at home facing the team that is winless on the road and giving up close to double digits as the spread, then your research is pointless.

The truth is that Chicago gives up more points than Sacramento does, and although it is slight (79.8 to 80) the teams are evenly matched. Sacramento scores 72.4 Chicago scores 76.0 That's 4 points differential which is about where I capped this game. It will be a squeaker. You'd better stop readin trends and get your money

So there are the numbers. Now, without those trends (from years that have absolutely NOTHING to do with right now) prove to me mathematically where you will get 10 points of differential in this matchup for Chicago based upon the level of performance by these teams.

You may want to drop trend betting and get with situational betting which is what we are doing. It's MUCH more current. Look over all of my posts, and you will see that if i mentioned a trend, it was a CURRENT ONE that I made up, such as the fading the WNBA teams that beat Detroit.

The Joes will be taking the Sky thinking about chicken dinners and how big of a mismatch this game is. It's quite the contrary. I am also taking the Sacramento moneyline as well to prove my point.

See that's what I mean....We started this thread to make money, and now guys are second guessing us and quoting trends as a reference point.

Ain't shit cool until Sexymit says it's cool.