WNBA Dating Tips

SexyMit · 06-28-09, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by cocknocker

Sexymit, the noobs are out of control here. They're not used to this kind of shit. This is what we do. It's a circus...now you get a chance to see what I go through, lol!

Yeah lol. I would lay low and then people started noticing me, and now look at me, I am up their in the same catagory as you now. LOL I feel big time now, Thanks guys. But if you all can't handle all this money that we are giving you for free, CK and I will more then take some donations from all the winnings!

SexyMit · 06-28-09, 10:19 PM

Man look at Oda, when we started this thread I thought you signed up here just to keep our record. Don't tell me all 119 of your posts are in this thread LOL

Flight · 06-28-09, 10:21 PM

OK so if we can't talk about the game can we get a dating tip?

I was hanging with this girl on Friday and she started crying because it was supposed to be her wedding day before it got broken off. Is it wrong to bang a chick who is crying? I am ashamed to admit that it turned me on in a dirty rape sort of way.

linglingfool · 06-28-09, 10:23 PM

Tonight's project pick is looking AWFUL.

SexyMit · 06-28-09, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by Flight

OK so if we can't talk about the game can we get a dating tip?

I was hanging with this girl on Friday and she started crying because it was supposed to be her wedding day before it got broken off. Is it wrong to bang a chick who is crying? I am ashamed to admit that it turned me on in a dirty rape sort of way.

You should always be there for a female in tears. Give her a shoulder to cry on, never leave her to cry alone!

SexyMit · 06-28-09, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by linglingfool

Tonight's project pick is looking AWFUL.

if they blow a 29 point lead in under 4 mins I will never bet again in my life! I sure could use just 10 more points though for the over they better get to scoring.

cocknocker · 06-28-09, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by oda11

Hey CK can I get on the list too? But +50000 LOL.

No you just keep score...

oda11 · 06-28-09, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by SexyMit

Man look at Oda, when we started this thread I thought you signed up here just to keep our record. Don't tell me all 119 of your posts are in this thread LOL

Nah, I signed for this thread for three reasons:
1. To thank CK.
2. I thought people, well, most people were cool so I could potentially make friends with some of them.
3. I followed a LOT of NBA, well the season's over now, but I thought I could have some useful inputs on games.

Flight · 06-28-09, 10:27 PM

Oh I was a gentleman and rubbed her back and consoled her with soothing words and even tried to give her other things to think about. But I'm no Mariano Rivera, and didn't close it out. I was more asking if it would be wrong to make a move on her after she's done crying. I don't think she would've cared, I think she wanted a pity **** or maybe was using the crying to pull me in closer.

oda11 · 06-28-09, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Flight

OK so if we can't talk about the game can we get a dating tip?

I was hanging with this girl on Friday and she started crying because it was supposed to be her wedding day before it got broken off. Is it wrong to bang a chick who is crying? I am ashamed to admit that it turned me on in a dirty rape sort of way.

Dang you are dirty. lol, jk jk.

MrMonkey · 06-28-09, 10:28 PM

CK and SM, everyone's excited (including myself) when money is given away free! Less than 3 weeks and almost 100,000 views! Expect the craziness to heighten! You guys might have to number posts to talk back and forth! CK, is your years experience with the CFL anything like the WNBA? Great work guys and as always thanks!

JayJay2 · 06-28-09, 10:28 PM

Go and jinx as much as you want, there is no way on earth seattle is going to grab 34 points (including hcp) from la

Thanks guys, you are the greatest!

aneurysm00 · 06-28-09, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by linglingfool

Tonight's project pick is looking AWFUL.

Ah!! the classic reverse mocker (jinx).
Well played sir!

SexyMit · 06-28-09, 10:28 PM

I told you that there was to much money on Seattle for the 2nd half the line moved to much that Sparks looked like the good pick!

oda11 · 06-28-09, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by oda11

Hey CK can I get on the list too? But +50000 LOL.

No you just keep score...

haha, yessirr

cocknocker · 06-28-09, 10:31 PM

Blowjobs at it's best

SportsTerminator · 06-28-09, 10:31 PM

Kudos on the LA Sparks pick ck and sexymit...

$Terminated$

SexyMit · 06-28-09, 10:32 PM

ODA all you have to do is add man that is it. Cause that is all there has been is adding!

linglingfool · 06-28-09, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by SexyMit

if they blow a 29 point lead in under 4 mins I will never bet again in my life! I sure could use just 10 more points though for the over they better get to scoring.

All I can say is to echo the sentiments to ignore these noobs (myself included). The over hits, Sparks blow them out (and make me look foolish for buying the extra hook, lol). Keep it up, great work!

Flight · 06-28-09, 10:33 PM

If this thread keep's going, you could take #1 spot on a Google for "WNBA"

For now you have to ask for "WNBA Dating". That is hilarious.

Google Search

http://www.google.com/search?q=wnba+dating&btnG=Search&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial&hs=dIn&sa=2

SportsTerminator · 06-28-09, 10:34 PM

And it's getting ridiculous with the home teams winning the majority of the time lol. But I'll take it's makes capping easier lol.

sportsguy04 · 06-28-09, 10:34 PM

Ck and sexymit,

Good shit, nice work again! My bookie laughed at me when i told him I would be betting wnba and gave him my picks! Lets just say he is not laughing anymore as I am up 20 units on his ass, mostly from WNBA!

aneurysm00 · 06-28-09, 10:35 PM

According to our commentators, Farmers Insurance (sponsors) was responsible for this big Sparks win.

chipper13101 · 06-28-09, 10:36 PM

OK Noobies, the coast is clear. Go nuts.
Great job Sexy and CK!! Props to Sexy for holding us out of that Monarchs/Shock mess.

hirmabiff · 06-28-09, 10:36 PM

good picks SM and CK

oda11 · 06-28-09, 10:36 PM

06/28/2009 Day 20
Day Starting Bankroll - $5746.50

Los Angeles Sparks + 2.5 -110 $550.00 to win $500.00 2 units WIN

Day Ending Bankroll - $6246.50
WNBA Dating Tips Record 19 - 7 - 0

Marvinj · 06-28-09, 10:36 PM

shit half a point away for the over. Thanks for the money sm & ck!

oda11 · 06-28-09, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by SexyMit

ODA all you have to do is add man that is it. Cause that is all there has been is adding!

Done deal!

Karayilan9 · 06-28-09, 10:38 PM

CK & SexyMit another great hit

I'm happy we both cashed the soccer bet earlier aswel CK

aznjeff07 · 06-28-09, 10:39 PM

BARELY hit the over. GREAT picks today guys. I made up for my 2 huge days of losing with the liberty and a soccer game all in one day and have something to show for it.

RoagBettor · 06-28-09, 10:40 PM

Well that was a good ending to the weekend. With the teaser, parlay and this bet hitting I'm up about 9 units total for these last 2 days.

Looking forward to Tuesday!

Marvinj · 06-28-09, 10:44 PM

Any games tomorrow?

gilbert91016 · 06-28-09, 10:44 PM

Good job CK&$M

Flight · 06-28-09, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by chipper13101

OK Noobies, the coast is clear. Go nuts.

This is me @ 11:30

This is me @ 11:45

Followed by a slow clap

pako74 · 06-28-09, 10:48 PM

Thanks CK And SM. Another great Project Pick. I dont know how you do it but you guys are killin the books..