WNBA Dating Tips

linglingfool · 08-05-09, 08:04 PM

At least I got the -1.5 for tomorrow without having to buy the hook.

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:06 PM

Even the scorekeeper has gone MIA!

Hang in there folks, I think CK and SM need to go ALL-IN on something soon, like Machine Choice did and just hang your balls out there!

Psylence · 08-05-09, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by Pick'nParlays

not trying to be a jerk. But fading this thread may be the best call for the time being. This thread started hott. Like I said I usually keep my mouth shut. CK and SM are still kings of this shit.

They've lost like 4 in a row so IMO it is a very bad time to start fading now

Psylence · 08-05-09, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Even the scorekeeper has gone MIA!

Hang in there folks, I think CK and SM need to go ALL-IN on something soon, like Machine Choice did and just hang your balls out there!

Lol why would they go all in only noobs do that, it can be pretty common for good cappers to go down 6 in a row sometime in the season and still end up on top.

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by Psylence

Lol why would they go all in only noobs do that, it can be pretty common for good cappers to go down 6 in a row sometime in the season and still end up on top.

It was sarcasm, hence the "wink". CK praised Machine Choice for going all-in when he was on the worst streak I've ever seen. He lost the bet but earned CK's respect.

CK and SM aren't going to do that and don't need to do that, I was just reminiscing!

Emily_Haines · 08-05-09, 08:11 PM

Why do you want to go big on the LA play when you don't even know if Lennox will play? It was a bitch for LA to score against SA and it won't be any easier against Seattle. I would wait until the status of Lennox is clear before making a large wager.

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:36 PM

OK someone who is around here 24/7 has to be scorekeeper and I'm the craziest motherf*cker here so it might as well be me. Anyone got a problem with it? TFB! We need to change the Karma in this thread, and it starts now!

8/5/2009 Day 53
Day Starting Bankroll: $4,601.50

Chicago +8 $660.00 to win $600.00 2 units LOST

Day ENDING Bankroll: $3,941.50

PENDING PROJECT PLAY FOR 8/6: Sparks -1.5 (buy 1/2 pt) -120 $600 to win $500

WNBA Dating Tips Record 39- 29 -0

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:43 PM

Yeah, and I changed the F*CKING colors too! C'mon everyone, positive f*cking energy!

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:46 PM

And here's a Dating Tip from an expert (me!):

If she starts a sentence with the word "So......", stick your dick in her mouth as fast as humanly possible. Nothing good EVER comes out of a woman's mouth when she says "So......"!

P.S. You're welcome!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Yeah, and I changed the F*CKING colors too! C'mon everyone, positive f*cking energy!

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's go Roag!!!!! See.......when Oda left as scorekeeper, I told him that his contributions were part ot the ATM here. So Roag.....you gotta get it goin' Oda stylee boyeeeeee.

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

And here's a Dating Tip from an expert (me!):

If she starts a sentence with the word "So......", stick your dick in her mouth as fast as humanly possible. Nothing good EVER comes out of a woman's mouth when she says "So......"!

P.S. You're welcome!

LOL!!! I still like the way you handled Queen of Hearts when I was trying to be all PC and shit......you da man!

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:51 PM

Lemmie, hell f*cking yeah baby! I'm not laying any blame on anyone, but it's time for some change and I'm bringing it. Unless CK and SM tell me to f*ck off! LOL!

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by TheLemonDropKid

LOL!!! I still like the way you handled Queen of Hearts when I was trying to be all PC and shit......you da man!

I'm not a male chauvinist pig, but sometimes a good BitchSlap is just what the doctor ordered. And it's better than having to take hormones!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

I'm not a male chauvinist pig, but sometimes a good BitchSlap is just what the doctor ordered. And it's better than having to take hormones!

LOL!!! I love it!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Lemmie, hell f*cking yeah baby! I'm not laying any blame on anyone, but it's time for some change and I'm bringing it. Unless CK and SM tell me to f*ck off! LOL!

They wouldn't do that bro.......it's all for the cause!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

And here's a Dating Tip from an expert (me!):

If she starts a sentence with the word "So......", stick your dick in her mouth as fast as humanly possible. Nothing good EVER comes out of a woman's mouth when she says "So......"!

P.S. You're welcome!

Dude.....I'm laughing so hard at this.......every time my wife starts with "So...." it's exactly like you say......some crazy shit!

I would love to see your facial expression and hear the first words out of your mouth when a chick says this to you bro!!!!! LMAO! I can picture you covering your ears and going LALALALALALA.

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by TheLemonDropKid

Dude.....I'm laughing so hard at this.......every time my wife starts with "So...." it's exactly like you say......some crazy shit!

I would love to see your facial expression and hear the first words out of your mouth when a chick says this to you bro!!!!! LMAO! I can picture you covering your ears and going LALALALALALA.

Well, when you're dating and she says "So...", you can stick your dick in her mouth and say "Here it cums!".

When you're married and she says "So...", you just say "Here it comes!" and get the f*ck away from her.

Emily_Haines · 08-05-09, 09:17 PM

After Sparks guard Betty Lennox visited a doctor today, the team's athletic trainer determined she will miss Thursday's game against the Seattle Storm because of inflammation in her left knee, according to the team's director of public relations, Alayne Ingram.
Lennox, the team's second-leading scorer at 13.5 points per contest, sat out the past two games, most recently the Sparks' 63-59 loss to the San Antonio Silver Stars. She is listed as day-to-day.
Although Sparks Coach Michael Cooper doesn't know her timetable, he expects to cut her minutes upon her return. Lennox has averaged 25.7 minutes in 15 games, including 11 starts. But her minutes have increased her past four games against Chicago (26 minutes), Minnesota (30), Seattle (44 in triple-overtime) and Connecticut (30).
"I may shave a little bit of minutes off of her just to see how she goes," Cooper said Monday. "That will be determined when she can fully be healthy."
Noelle Quinn started in place of Lennox on Tuesday and scored 13 points.

SportsTerminator · 08-05-09, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Yeah, and I changed the F*CKING colors too! C'mon everyone, positive f*cking energy!

I wanted to say something about the colors but didn't lol.

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Emily_Haines

After Sparks guard Betty Lennox visited a doctor today, the team's athletic trainer determined she will miss Thursday's game against the Seattle Storm because of inflammation in her left knee, according to the team's director of public relations, Alayne Ingram.
Lennox, the team's second-leading scorer at 13.5 points per contest, sat out the past two games, most recently the Sparks' 63-59 loss to the San Antonio Silver Stars. She is listed as day-to-day.
Although Sparks Coach Michael Cooper doesn't know her timetable, he expects to cut her minutes upon her return. Lennox has averaged 25.7 minutes in 15 games, including 11 starts. But her minutes have increased her past four games against Chicago (26 minutes), Minnesota (30), Seattle (44 in triple-overtime) and Connecticut (30).
"I may shave a little bit of minutes off of her just to see how she goes," Cooper said Monday. "That will be determined when she can fully be healthy."
Noelle Quinn started in place of Lennox on Tuesday and scored 13 points.

So.......

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

So.......

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Jimbo42 · 08-05-09, 09:22 PM

OK Roag and LDK... we aren't THAT CLOSE to 6000 yet ...ya'll can calm down....

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Well, when you're dating and she says "So...", you can stick your dick in her mouth and say "Here it cums!".

When you're married and she says "So...", you just say "Here it comes!" and get the f*ck away from her.

But then they follow you............

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 09:24 PM

Damn, I just noticed that we're at 5972! Thanks Jimbo. I nailed 2000 and 4000, if I nail 6000 I want a f*cking trophy!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Jimbo42

OK Roag and LDK... we aren't THAT CLOSE to 6000 yet ...ya'll can calm down....

Jimbo the Cow Tipper!!!!! What's up bro!!!!!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Damn, I just noticed that we're at 5972! Thanks Jimbo. I nailed 2000 and 4000, if I nail 6000 I want a f*cking trophy!

Which one did I get? 5000???

jcygts6 · 08-05-09, 09:25 PM

thanks for updating the scorecard Roag...

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by TheLemonDropKid

But then they follow you............

Yep, and they hang on the car door and shit like that. That's why I park my car ON THE STREET (marriage tip for ya) and keep my keys with me so she can't grab them. You have to lie and say you're just getting something in your car and you're not leaving, then take the f*ck off.

She's already pissed beyond repair, so at that point it doesn't matter.

jcygts6 · 08-05-09, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Even the scorekeeper has gone MIA!

Hang in there folks, I think CK and SM need to go ALL-IN on something soon, like Machine Choice did and just hang your balls out there!

lol... no im still here, but last couple days have been very rough for me.. MLB and WNBA

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by jcygts6

thanks for updating the scorecard Roag...

No problem buddy, glad to see you're still around.

Jimbo42 · 08-05-09, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by TheLemonDropKid

Which one did I get? 5000???

Best be careful...way its been going lately... i may just mess around and ACCIDENTALLY get ur 6000 sir!

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

No problem buddy, glad to see you're still around.

when i see you 2 replying to each other it reminds me of an identity theft commercial........hot avatars talkin' like "yo man it's all good." and "good lookin' out bro". lol

TheLemonDropKid · 08-05-09, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

No problem buddy, glad to see you're still around.

Originally posted by Jimbo42

Best be careful...way its been going lately... i may just mess around and ACCIDENTALLY get ur 6000 sir!

Dude......I'm not scurred.....you won't be up late enough for that to happen.

RoagBettor · 08-05-09, 09:34 PM

I gave Lemmy 5000, I could have had it. But he's a good guy, plus he was lurking like a no-life loser and I felt bad. At least I'm a no-life loser who comments all the way up to it! I'm not waiting in the wings to pounce on it! LOL!

BigMoneyMan · 08-05-09, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

Even the scorekeeper has gone MIA!

Hang in there folks, I think CK and SM need to go ALL-IN on something soon, like Machine Choice did and just hang your balls out there!

Now thats funny. Its all good at Bigs Thread. Come on over and sit for awhile just PM me if you have a question. BTW CK and Sex WILL turn it around. CK is too good to keep down. The only problem I have is that everyone STOP betting the f-ucking Monarchs and Sparks. Look up this moster thread and see how much money I have made fading both. I had a meltdown second game back with Candice and I still can't figure out how they won that game. Only 2 in 10 I believe. You'all have the time look it up.