terrortwylight - 2015 NBA Playoffs thread

[terrortwylight]

NBA is NOT my sport. I did have an NCAAB 2014-2015 thread that I maintained the entire season (and a profitable one at that) I am doing an NHL playoffs thread as well. Both my NBA and NHL postseason threads should prove to be completely embarrassing.

Anyways, this is the first (counted) play tonight. I'm actually up right now on NBA postseason bets that I didn't document, but this thread will strictly cover the bets that I actually get posted on time here at SBR.

All point spreads should be assumed to cost -110, as I use a local for NBA spreads.

Not sure if I'll actually be doing any ML action on any of my online accounts, or just doing it all with him. We'll see how it goes.


Tues 4/21
-Dallas Mavericks +6.5, -110, 2u


YTD:
0-0-0 (+0.0u)

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Tues 4/21
-Dallas Mavericks +6.5, -110, 2u


YTD:
0-1-0 (-2.20u)

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Wed 4/22
-Memphis Grizzlies -6, -110, 4u


YTD:
0-1-0 (-2.20u)

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adding:
-LA Clippers -1, -110, 1u


updated:
Wed 4/22
-Memphis Grizzlies -6, -110, 4u
-LA Clippers -1, -110, 1u



YTD:
0-1-0 (-2.20u)

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Wed 4/22
-Memphis Grizzlies -6, -110, 4u (W)
-LA Clippers -1, -110, 1u (L)



YTD:
1-2-0 (+0.7u)

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THURS 4/23
-GS Warriors @ NO Pelicans over 203, -110, 2u



YTD:
1-2-0 (+0.7u)

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THURS 4/23
-GS Warriors @ NO Pelicans over 203, -110, 2u (W)


YTD:
2-2-0 (+2.7u)

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FRI 4/24
-Toronto Raptors +5, -110, 1u


YTD:
2-2-0 (+2.7u)

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FRI 4/24
-Toronto Raptors +5, -110, 1u (L)
-LA Clippers +14, -110, 1u *LIVE BET @ 11:15pm EST*




YTD:
2-3-0 (+1.6u)

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adding:
-LA Clippers +27, -110, 4u




updated:
FRI 4/24
-Toronto Raptors +5, -110, 1u (L)
-LA Clippers +14, -110, 1u *LIVE BET added @ 11:15pm EST* (L)
-LA Clippers +27, -110, 4u *LIVE BET added @ 11:55pm EST* (PUSH)




YTD:
2-4-1 (+0.5u)

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SAT 4/25
-Chicago Bulls ML, -140, 4u *LIVE BET added at 7:25pm EST*



YTD:
2-4-1 (+0.5u)

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adding:
-NO Pelicans +7, -110, 2u
-Memphis Grizzlies +3, -110, 2u




updated:
SAT 4/25
-Chicago Bulls ML, -140, 4u *LIVE BET added at 7:25pm EST*
-NO Pelicans +7, -110, 2u
-Memphis Grizzlies +3, -110, 2u


YTD:
2-4-1 (+0.5u)

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adding:
-Memphis Grizzlies @ Portland Blazers OVER 189, -120 (bought hook), 2u



updated:
SAT 4/25
-Chicago Bulls ML, -140, 4u *LIVE BET added at 7:25pm EST*
-NO Pelicans +7, -110, 2u
-Memphis Grizzlies +3, -110, 2u
-Memphis Grizzlies @ Portland Blazers OVER 189, -120 (bought hook), 2u



YTD:
2-4-1 (+0.5u)

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adding:
Memphis Grizzlies +3.5, -110, 2u
Figures that a couple minutes after I get my Memphis +3 in, it becomes +3.5 within minutes. Vegas is trying to confuse the player, I've seen this shit a million times and so have you. I'm doubling down.

updated:
SAT 4/25

• Chicago Bulls ML, -140, 4u *LIVE BET added at 7:25pm EST*
• NO Pelicans +7, -110, 2u
• Memphis Grizzlies +3, -110, 2u
  
• Memphis Grizzlies +3.5, -110, 2u
• Memphis Grizzlies @ Portland Blazers OVER 189, -120 (bought hook), 2u

YTD:
2-4-1 (+0.5u)

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SAT 4/25

• Chicago Bulls ML, -140, 4u *LIVE BET added at 7:25pm EST* (L)
• NO Pelicans +7, -110, 2u
• Memphis Grizzlies +3, -110, 2u
  
• Memphis Grizzlies +3.5, -110, 2u
• Memphis Grizzlies @ Portland Blazers OVER 189, -120 (bought hook), 2u

TODAY:
0-1-0 (-5.60u)




YTD:
2-5-1 (-5.10u)




I can not even begin to fathom how Chicago lost that game. Time to fight fire with fire.

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SAT 4/25

• Chicago Bulls ML, -140, 4u *LIVE BET added at 7:25pm EST* (L)
• NO Pelicans +7, -110, 2u (L)
• Memphis Grizzlies +3, -110, 2u (W)
  
• Memphis Grizzlies +3.5, -110, 2u (W)
• Memphis Grizzlies @ Portland Blazers OVER 189, -120 (bought hook), 2u (W)

TODAY:
3-2-0 (-1.80u)




YTD:
5-6-1 (-1.30u)

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MON 4/27
Atlanta Hawks -5, 120, 1u
Portland Trail Blazers -4, -110, 1u



YTD:
5-6-1 (-1.30u)

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MON 4/27
Atlanta Hawks -5, 120, 1u (L)
Portland Trail Blazers -4, -110, 1u


DAILY:
0-1-0 (-1.20u)


YTD:
5-6-1 (-1.30u)


OK so I've figured out the problem here. I don't know the NBA well enough to bet on it.

However, I am a degenerate. So I will to continue to bet on it.

I don't think anyone here is confusing me with a good handicapper, but just to be clear, I am not someone you should follow. There are much smarter people in this thread than I.

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MON 4/27
Atlanta Hawks -5, 120, 1u (L)
Portland Trail Blazers -4, -110, 1u (W)


DAILY:
1-1-0 (-0.20u)


YTD:
6-7-1 (-1.50u)


I think I'm just going to start betting the opposite of plays I think are good. Has anyone ever tried that with any degree of success?

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TUES 4/28
SA Spurs +3, -110, 1u
Houston Rockets -7, -127, 1u


YTD:
6-7-1 (-1.50u)

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adding:
SA Spurs @ LA Clippers OVER 203, -110, 3u



updated:
TUES 4/28
SA Spurs +3, -110, 1u
Houston Rockets -7, -127, 1u
SA Spurs @ LA Clippers OVER 203, -110, 3u



YTD:
6-7-1 (-1.50u)

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adding:
Dallas Mavericks @ Houston Rockets UNDER 221.5, -118, 1u



updated:
TUES 4/28
SA Spurs +3, -110, 1u
Houston Rockets -7, -127, 1u
Dallas Mavericks @ Houston Rockets UNDER 221.5, -118, 1u
SA Spurs @ LA Clippers OVER 203, -110, 3u




YTD:
6-7-1 (-1.50u)

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TUES 4/28
SA Spurs @ LA Clippers OVER 203, -110, 3u
SA Spurs +3, -110, 1u
Houston Rockets -7, -127, 1u (W)
Dallas Mavericks @ Houston Rockets UNDER 221.5, -118, 1u (W)


DAILY:
2-0-0 (+2.0u)


YTD:
6-7-1 (-1.50u)


I still got the big $75 ($83 if it loses) SA/LA over @ 203 earlier.. I'm going to need them to speed the game up for that to have any chance of working out. Shoulda just flat bet everything probably. Eh whatever. Since I don't know anything about NBA I cut my usual unit size in half for this thread.

It would be nice to win a few bucks just to have another successful documented thread on the record. I guess like most of us I have this wild fantasy of quitting my day job and one day just gambling to make a living... or maybe I'm the only one here that naive...

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Is this 2nd quarter actually happening?

I think everyone has lean in their gatorade bottles..

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CMON.

Give me at least the side or the over. I'm not greedy just give me ONE.

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I need 73 pts in the next 16 minutes. haha.

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THANK YOU!

All I need is 39 combined points in this 4th quarter and I'm happy with whatever happens with the side. But a Spurs cover would make it a perfect night in NBA!

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Look at how beautifully the Spurs move the ball.

This is the last real basketball TEAM.

Now it's a league full of rosters with 1-3 "SUPERSTARS" and a bunch of scrubs.

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16 more points.

Lord don't fail me now.

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...terrortwylight = new SBR NBA expert

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TUES 4/28
SA Spurs +3, -110, 1u
SA Spurs @ LA Clippers OVER 203, -110, 3u (W)
Houston Rockets -7, -127, 1u (W)
Dallas Mavericks @ Houston Rockets UNDER 221.5, -118, 1u (W)


DAILY:
3-0-0 (+5.0u)


YTD:
6-7-1 (-1.50u)

[omega]

My Spurs +3 and +5.5 look pretty good now.

Lord, this is a beautiful team to watch. I now have a basketball team to go with my Patriots.

[terrortwylight]

My Spurs +3 and +5.5 look pretty good now.

Lord, this is a beautiful team to watch. I now have a basketball team to go with my Patriots.

Nice job brother. Let's enjoy this one.

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TUES 4/28
SA Spurs +3, -110, 1u (W)
SA Spurs @ LA Clippers OVER 203, -110, 3u (W)
Houston Rockets -7, -127, 1u (W)
Dallas Mavericks @ Houston Rockets UNDER 221.5, -118, 1u (W)


DAILY:
4-0-0 (+6.0u)


YTD:
10-7-1 (+4.50u)

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WED 4/29
Memphis Grizzlies -5.5, -117, 1u


YTD:
10-7-1 (+4.50u)