Haven't posted in here in an ages, but postseason brings out all the idiots who know what they're doing, right? Well, at least the idiot part is correct for me. Good luck. Let's light the lamp with winners!



PLAY 1: [Game 1] Red Wings-Coyotes OVER 5 [-115]
So Jimmy Howard is presumed the man after righting the goalkeeping situation in Detroit. No doubt the fans were balls deep in love with Howard over the course of the 2nd half. He has just two regulation losses and two OT losses since the beginning of March. All three of his career starts vs. the Coyotes came in 2009-2010 with Howard stopping 97 of the 106 shots he faced against Phoenix. All three games featured 5 goal totals or better [2 right on 5]. This series has been one that 5 seems to be a sticking point. Going all the way back to the 2007-2008 season, there have been a dozen meetings between these two franchises and there have been 12 straight with at least five as the total upon completion of the game. The total has fallen exactly on 5 in 5 of those 12. This season, Detroit only had totals set at 5 in three games. You guessed it, they were all the games vs. Phoenix. The result, two pushes and an over. Phoenix had totals set at 5 goals in 27 games this season, only 5 finished under 5. So for me, this game either finishes with a push or goes over. A push ain't nothin' but tryin' to get a lap dance for free and if we're lucky, Lady Luck likes how we dressed today and she'll let in #6 and give us that cash dance for free.
One cannot expect Lady Luck to follow without a sacrifice of hotness, so I give to thee:
So Jimmy Howard is presumed the man after righting the goalkeeping situation in Detroit. No doubt the fans were balls deep in love with Howard over the course of the 2nd half. He has just two regulation losses and two OT losses since the beginning of March. All three of his career starts vs. the Coyotes came in 2009-2010 with Howard stopping 97 of the 106 shots he faced against Phoenix. All three games featured 5 goal totals or better [2 right on 5]. This series has been one that 5 seems to be a sticking point. Going all the way back to the 2007-2008 season, there have been a dozen meetings between these two franchises and there have been 12 straight with at least five as the total upon completion of the game. The total has fallen exactly on 5 in 5 of those 12. This season, Detroit only had totals set at 5 in three games. You guessed it, they were all the games vs. Phoenix. The result, two pushes and an over. Phoenix had totals set at 5 goals in 27 games this season, only 5 finished under 5. So for me, this game either finishes with a push or goes over. A push ain't nothin' but tryin' to get a lap dance for free and if we're lucky, Lady Luck likes how we dressed today and she'll let in #6 and give us that cash dance for free.
One cannot expect Lady Luck to follow without a sacrifice of hotness, so I give to thee:
