Bradbatross MMA Predictions

[DeFactoCrippler]

LOL Gabe. A bad weight cut which affects a fighter's performance should be built into your model of likelihood to win since you posted likelihoods before weigh ins. Injuries, camp issues, weight cutting, etc. must all be modeled in as intangibles; that's part of the reason lines why change at weigh ins: Bader's probability to beat Rampage dramatically increased once Page came in overweight & injured.

Saying anyone is 99% likely to win in MMA let alone vs Vitor and with a perennial super heavyweight cutting down to MW is asinine. Rumble was most definitely NOT the clear right bet at 99% or even 50%.

"The patient has been prepped for too long now Doctor, he could fall into anesthetic shock!"

"The patient will have to wait, I have some unfinished business with "gabe" on the sbr forum in regards to an MMA fight that transpired months ago."

[Crassus]

"The patient has been prepped for too long now Doctor, he could fall into anesthetic shock!"

"The patient will have to wait, I have some unfinished business with "gabe" on the sbr forum in regards to an MMA fight that transpired months ago."

"Doctor the patient!"
"You don't understand, my reputation and potentially hundreds of dollars are on the line!"

[Vaughany]

"Doctor the patient!"
"You don't understand, my reputation and potentially hundreds of dollars are on the line!"

..."But Doctor, the patient is dying right in front of us, what is wrong with you?!"
"Right that's it, after I've done with Gabe I'm blocking you on twitter".

[DublinMeUp]

..."But Doctor, the patient is dying right in front of us, what is wrong with you?!"
"Right that's it, after I've done with Gabe I'm blocking you on twitter".

Winner!

[PunisherIND]

hey bradbatross, just start a new thread kid. this thread will be used exclusively for hog analysis and wannabet memes.

[Vaughany]

haha

[PunisherIND]

..."But Doctor, the patient is dying right in front of us, what is wrong with you?!"
"Right that's it, after I've done with Gabe I'm blocking you on twitter".

you guys are hilarious.

i was conducting a deposition today. the witness is a cardiothoracic surgeon. its a good thing i didnt read these posts before the deposition. i would have ended up questioning him about how much time he spends on twitter and sherdog in between surgeries.

[Vaughany]

you guys are hilarious.

i was conducting a deposition today. the witness is a cardiothoracic surgeon. its a good thing i didnt read these posts before the deposition. i would have ended up questioning him about how much time he spends on twitter and sherdog in between surgeries.

lol

[getlucky2win]

i bet on the fighter with the biggest balls. its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean

[PunisherIND]

i bet on the fighter with the biggest balls. its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean

i hope you meant that literally and not figuratively.

[NunyaBidness]

you guys are hilarious.

i was conducting a deposition today. the witness is a cardiothoracic surgeon. its a good thing i didnt read these posts before the deposition. i would have ended up questioning him about how much time he spends on twitter and sherdog in between surgeries.

No joke, a anaesthesiologist I know claims doctors bring their ipads and what not into surgeries and check scores and whatnot in the room.

[PunisherIND]

No joke, a anaesthesiologist I know claims doctors bring their ipads and what not into surgeries and check scores and whatnot in the room.

that's too funny... i mean, that's horrific. unless i end up benefitting from increased medical malpractice suits. in which case, that is awesome.

[Vaughany]

haha business is business

[NunyaBidness]

that's too funny... i mean, that's horrific. unless i end up benefitting from increased medical malpractice suits. in which case, that is awesome.

I can try and get you names if there's a commission in it...

[Wanna Bet On It?]

"Doctor the patient!"
"You don't understand, my reputation and potentially hundreds of dollars are on the line!"

I had my resident worker bees handling patient care while I posted on SBR & Sherdog for an hour this aft. When you get this rich & successful, you hire people at 10 cents on the dollar to do your work for you.

[Crassus]

I had my resident worker bees handling patient care while I posted on SBR & Sherdog for an hour this aft. When you get this rich & successful, you hire people at 10 cents on the dollar to do your work for you.

You don't get to be in on the joke...

[DublinMeUp]

You don't get to be in on the joke...

Can you be in on it and be the butt of it at the same time?

[Crassus]

Can you be in on it and be the butt of it at the same time?

He's trying to be and it's not okay.

[Vaughany]

hahha

[Wanna Bet On It?]

You people have a jaded sense of what a doctor does on a daily basis. To DFC's shitty surgeon post, I said I was a doctor not a knuckle-dragging butcher.

You bottom feeders should just stick to what you're good at in life: washing my floors... Keep your complaining to a minimum while the boss is around.

[fosho14]

You people have a jaded sense of what a doctor does on a daily basis. To DFC's shitty surgeon post, I said I was a doctor not a knuckle-dragging butcher.

You bottom feeders should just stick to what you're good at in life: washing my floors... Keep your complaining to a minimum while the boss is around.

haha always good for a nice laugh, thanks for brightening up this shit hole. DFC is on his knees in some alley somewhere.

[DeFactoCrippler]

haha always good for a nice laugh, thanks for brightening up this shit hole. DFC is on his knees in some alley somewhere.

How cute the two biggest clowns on this forum are going to hold hands and prance around together now. Fosho is probably the only one who wants to talk with Wannabet and vice versa.

Why don't they just do it on skype, unless they enjoy being ridiculed and called stupid?

[Wanna Bet On It?]

haha always good for a nice laugh, thanks for brightening up this shit hole. DFC is on his knees in some alley somewhere.

Your vivid description is giving him traumatic flashbacks to his years of highest earnings. He's been diagnosed with PTSD from alleyway dicksucking.

I've already told his family there's unfortunately nothing we can do at this point... The dicks went right to his brain.

[gabe]

Cut the crap, dude. You're not a doctor, you're not 30, and you don't make 400k/year.

If you really had that much dough, you could prove it by buying something pricey for me off my Amazon wishlist.


btw- the alley dicksucking + dicks gone to brain = poor attempt at humor

[Wanna Bet On It?]

Cut the crap, dude. You're not a doctor, you're not 30, and you don't make 400k/year.

If you really had that much dough, you could prove it by buying something pricey for me off my Amazon wishlist.


btw- the alley dicksucking + dicks gone to brain = poor attempt at humor

I speak the truth. And no I won't buy you shit. Here's an idea: how about you work hard for a living and earn it yourself, you lazy pothead?!

It's OK to laugh at my jokes; don't be mad that only the cameraman and two people in the whole crowd laughed at your 10 minute standup bit... I'm 99% sure you're still mad at me for not forgetting your Crumble Johnson fail.

[Beelzebubzy]

Serious question what kind of dr are you?

[DirtyX]

welcome brad

I think you mean write
and it's could have not could of that is not American English or London English that is plain RA-tard

HAAAAA - Thank you.

[Wanna Bet On It?]

Serious question what kind of dr are you?

Sorry. That much I will never disclose to maintain my anonymity.

[DirtyX]

Im going to have Lombard and Ebersole in every one of my parlays and I'll be betting 100% of my bankroll.

That right there shows you know absolute dick about gambling. That, or you really are using your grandmother's $$$ to make plays. Nobody bets all of their bankroll, and stays in this game for a substantial amount of time.

[DirtyX]

Lmao there's still a few people around here that actually give intelligent opinions like Gabe.

AHHHH...

[Beelzebubzy]

Sorry. That much I will never disclose to maintain my anonymity.

I'm a dr too fwiw but im
a dr like dr dre and dr j aka I'm bblack (possibly ) and add dr to my name
are you medicinal, surgical, research, theoretical, or dr Phil? I'm a med school dropout, realized I could make money doing sales stuff

[PunisherIND]

Sorry. That much I will never disclose to maintain my anonymity.

righhhht, because once you disclose the particular field of medicine, everyone will immediately know who you are. makes sense.

[PunisherIND]

I'm a dr too fwiw but im
a dr like dr dre and dr j aka I'm bblack (possibly ) and add dr to my name
are you medicinal, surgical, research, theoretical, or dr Phil? I'm a med school dropout, realized I could make money doing sales stuff

lol

[NunyaBidness]

Sorry. That much I will never disclose to maintain my anonymity.

Proctologist, it is.

[bjpenn85]

ohh woaaaaw, big deal mr.president.