Your Cousin Gabe is in town to help you make $$$ for UFC 142!!!

[proposition joe]

Also, the reason I started posting here was so some people would follow me and make a few bucks.

I doubt a single person listened to me and played Jim Hettes for UFC 141. I was big on him, even defending him to all the Nam Phan backers. Anyone following me would have parlayed that up with my lock, Ross Pearson. But I don't think anyone listens to me, so it's pointless to share. Never gotten a "Thanks for that play, made some nice change!" from anyone here, which I'm used to getting when giving my plays to people.

You and anyone else who picked Hettes do, in fact, deserve props. That was an embarassing one (I had Phan). I think that hoping for people to tail you is somewhat frivolous though, gabe. You do well, as do several others here, but most posters are here to make their own picks. That's what makes gambling fun. Testing one's knowledge and ability to dissect matchups is a fun game to play.

[illmatick]

Never gotten a "Thanks for that play, made some nice change!" from anyone here, which I'm used to getting when giving my plays to people.

lol, who are these people gabe? DO you have a mass following I don't know about?


Hettes was your idea? couldn't remember who I tailed on that one. THANKS!

[Sano]

its simple really, Gabe gives out his picks on here, and then makes his personal bets which are usually the other side.

Betting both sides he's guaranteed to never lose.

Ah! So now I see his masterplan!

He gives out the wrong picks in order to raise the odds on the opponent! You sly fox you!

[proposition joe]

Ah! So now I see his masterplan!

He gives out the wrong picks in order to raise the odds on the opponent! You sly fox you!

Even first time posters are on gabe's jock!!

gabe, I'm seriously jealous of the amount of haters you have right now. Seriously.

[proposition joe]

Never gotten a "Thanks for that play, made some nice change!" from anyone here, which I'm used to getting when giving my plays to people.

lol, who are these people gabe? DO you have a mass following I don't know about?


Hettes was your idea? couldn't remember who I tailed on that one. THANKS!

I think that Calculator and others were on Hettes first, but gabe was the one who brought in the point about Hettes' judo, which proved to be key factor in that fight.

[sideloaded]

SBR is the heart of misery and depravity of online gambling. Coming here for props from people is just wrong on many levels.

[gabe]

Never gotten a "Thanks for that play, made some nice change!" from anyone here, which I'm used to getting when giving my plays to people.

lol, who are these people gabe? DO you have a mass following I don't know about?


Hettes was your idea? couldn't remember who I tailed on that one. THANKS!

I always get asked for my picks, usually by friends headed to Vegas. And often by friends of friends who I've never even met. I get messages on facebook asking for my picks. People who know me know I'm good at this.

Last time we were out in Vegas, I went 4 for 4, 3 of them underdogs. I've always cashed out at the sports book in Vegas. I've been winning steadily for the past few years. I've earned their trust.

[gabe]

I think that Calculator and others were on Hettes first, but gabe was the one who brought in the point about Hettes' judo, which proved to be key factor in that fight.

I don't recall anyone being on Hettes before me. I could be wrong, but when I gave that play out I felt like I was the only one here who was backing him at the moment..

[proposition joe]

I don't recall anyone being on Hettes before me. I could be wrong, but when I gave that play out I felt like I was the only one here who was backing him at the moment..

Doesn't really matter though, does it?

Props are props and you get them for bringing up the point about Hettes' judo.

[gabe]

Doesn't really matter though, does it?

Props are props and you get them for bringing up the point about Hettes' judo.

Speaking of judo, I believe that will be Alcantara's weakness when facing Omigawa.

Great judokas with no official BJJ training often beat BJJ black belts in BJJ tournaments.

Omigawa's judo + training with Eddie Bravo + nice underdog = Me Likey

Also, he will put on a better fight in Brazil than he does in the U.S., I think.

[proposition joe]

Speaking of judo, I believe that will be Alcantara's weakness when facing Omigawa.

[illmatick]

I always get asked for my picks, usually by friends headed to Vegas. And often by friends of friends who I've never even met. I get messages on facebook asking for my picks. People who know me know I'm good at this. Last time we were out in Vegas, I went 4 for 4, 3 of them underdogs. I've always cashed out at the sports book in Vegas. I've been winning steadily for the past few years. I've earned their trust.

Sorry to break it to you but beating MMA for the last few years is hardly an accomplishment.

[gabe]

Omigawa +190 -- glad i waited
Stout +110 -- I got him at +115 -- Was hoping he'd go to +125

[gabe]

Sorry to break it to you but beating MMA for the last few years is hardly an accomplishment.

You're right, it's not an accomplishment. I mean, unless you're a gambler.

[illmatick]

You're right, It's purely coincidental that 90% of the "gamblers" I know consistently destroy closing lines in MMA.

[gabe]

You'r right, It's purely coincidental that 90% of the "gamblers" I know consistently destroy closing lines in MMA.

Most of the gamblers you know on this forum end up losing most of the time, so it's really awesome that you've somehow surrounded yourself with a group of elite MMA cappers in your neighborhood.

[illmatick]

Not sure who you're talking about.


Gabe, has anyone ever told you they sincerely hope you get deeply penetrated by a baby Orca?

[varkolek]

Also, the reason I started posting here was so some people would follow me and make a few bucks.

I doubt a single person listened to me and played Jim Hettes for UFC 141. I was big on him, even defending him to all the Nam Phan backers. Anyone following me would have parlayed that up with my lock, Ross Pearson. But I don't think anyone listens to me, so it's pointless to share. Never gotten a "Thanks for that play, made some nice change!" from anyone here, which I'm used to getting when giving my plays to people.

I didn't know who Jim Hettes was at the time, and actually I still don't know who he is, although I watched some of UFC 141 and saw he was beating up Nam Pham on the ground.

If someone specifically asked for your plays, and it won, they would thank you.

If you just mention your picks, for people to take or leave, I don't know why you would expect a legion of followers.

[gabe]

Not sure who you're talking about.


Gabe, has anyone ever told you they sincerely hope you get deeply penetrated by a baby Orca?

lol go clean your 3 inch thick glasses in time for the fights, you ginger tossing retard.

[gabe]

Stop it, guys. This has been a tough week for me. First, my parents' "FBI: Female Booty Inspector" t-shirt business goes bankrupt, now this?! C'mon!!!!

[Mr.Kitty]

Stop it, guys. This has been a tough week for me. First, my parents' "FBI: Female Booty Inspector" t-shirt business goes bankrupt, now this?! C'mon!!!!

Ha! funny

[sideloaded]

[gabe]

Bad R&B music </3

[illmatick]

Nothing wrong with gingers

Gabe, have you ever had a sexual encounter with a ginger-escort while leaked out on 2c-E? If you did I think you'd reassess your stance on the power of pale skin and freckles.

[cheeese]

Thanks in advance for your locks Gabe.

[sideloaded]

Bad R&B music </3

wrong that song is better than life

[sideloaded]

nothing wrong with gingers

gabe, have you ever had a sexual encounter with a ginger-escort while leaked out on 2c-e? If you did i think you'd reassess your stance on the power of pale skin and freckles.

lol omg nom nom nom

[cheeese]

Nothing wrong with gingers

Gabe, have you ever had a sexual encounter with a ginger-escort while leaked out on 2c-E? If you did I think you'd reassess your stance on the power of pale skin and freckles.

I thought I was the only one.

[gabe]

Nothing wrong with gingers Gabe, have you ever had a sexual encounter with a ginger-escort while leaked out on 2c-E? If you did I think you'd reassess your stance on the power of pale skin and freckles.

i dig redheads

[sideloaded]

how da **** do you have access to 2c-e?

[Educ8d Degener8]

The Rumble news hurts my lock factor.

Translation:

If Rumble wins, I'll break my arm patting myself on the back celebrating.

If Rumble loses, I'll claim he was injured/dehydrated; say I bet on Vitor walking to the ring and hedged out of my Rumble bets, and that it wasn't a real lock.

[gabe]

Translation:

If Rumble wins, I'll break my arm patting myself on the back celebrating.

If Rumble loses, I'll claim he was injured/dehydrated; say I bet on Vitor walking to the ring and hedged out of my Rumble bets, and that it wasn't a real lock.

Exactly. Either way, I win tonight, guys.

[Vaughany]

Speaking of judo, I believe that will be Alcantara's weakness when facing Omigawa.

Great judokas with no official BJJ training often beat BJJ black belts in BJJ tournaments.

Omigawa's judo + training with Eddie Bravo + nice underdog = Me Likey

Also, he will put on a better fight in Brazil than he does in the U.S., I think.

U sure you're not gettin confused with this video Gabe - Bravo rolling with Mizugaki?... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=twDGsH_Bjow

[gabe]

U sure you're not gettin confused with this video Gabe - Bravo rolling with Mizugaki?... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=twDGsH_Bjow

LOL it could be, since I can't find the other vid...

but if it is, then I originally made a mistake and thought it was Omigawi when I was watching it the first time.

we all know asians all look alike. but the funny thing is, asians think white people all look alike too. every time i go to chinatown, i get mistaken for nick from the backstreet boys.

[Vaughany]

LOL it could be, since I can't find the other vid...

but if it is, then I originally made a mistake and thought it was Omigawi when I was watching it the first time.

we all know asians all look alike. but the funny thing is, asians think white people all look alike too. every time i go to chinatown, i get mistaken for nick from the backstreet boys.

hahhaa classic