Your Cousin Gabe is in town to help you make $$$ for UFC 142!!!

[gabe]

"Pwn" them all you want, they could care less. Every time you respond you're giving them exactly what they want. You may think you're "winning" these little arguments but you're actually just playing their game!

And at calling someone a "Net Geek" and using the word "PWNED" in the following sentence. I believe that would call for a "Delicious Irony" from Nunya.

This isn't 1996, "pwn3d" isn't a word only underground hackers use. Saying someone is pwned doesn't make one a geek, since it's a word now even "jocks" and "frat boys" use. Shit, even black guys!

They could care less? LOL They feel PWND every time. That means they care 'some.' If they didn't care at all, it wouldn't shut them up every time, the way it does.

I'm not "winning" anything. I'm just responding to them, and by doing so, am shutting them up. Time after time. If I'm playing "their game" then so be it. That only goes to show what big low-lifes they are to be playing such a game.

[Educ8d Degener8]

Gabe, there's only one guy getting PWND in this thread that everyone is laughing at...

Here's a hint... He's an autistic comedy fan.

[gabe]

I haven't been pwned once, while I've pwned you numerous times in this thread alone.

If people have been laughing at me for making you look like an idiot, then that is weird, and I could care less. Everything you have brought up to make me look bad, I have shoved right back down your throat and made you STFU. If you think that by making you STFU everytime you try to put me down is funny, then I'm sure they've all had a good laugh.

LOL You guys make me think you're idiots and make me laugh at you, and you find that amusing? I don't get it. Pathetic losers, I swear.

[gabe]

The Rumble news hurts my lock factor.

[FightFightFight]

More epicness!!!

[more_betterness]

This isn't 1996, "pwn3d" isn't a word only underground hackers use. Saying someone is pwned doesn't make one a geek, since it's a word now even "jocks" and "frat boys" use. Shit, even black guys!

Maybe you are a stand up comedian!


Regardless, the only time I hear that word is when my geek roommate is playing the black hole of perpetual virginity that is Regardless the only time I hear that word is when my geek roommate is playing the black hole of perpetual virginity that is World of Warcraft.

[gabe]

lol i hear people say "owned" regularly. i've even heard it used at a bar during football games when a qb got sacked.

[more_betterness]

So do I, but I sure as hell don't hear those same people say pwned.

But before we get too far off topic, you sweating a bit about your Johnson play after today?

[Vitooch]

Holy shit, Gabe is giving away free picks so we up and comers might make a few bucks. This guy just gives and gives

[sideloaded]

I feel even better about johnson. Size matters and he's ******* huge.

[proposition joe]

I feel even better about johnson. Size matters and he's ******* huge.

Yeah, but he's sick and has to stay under 205 until 2 pm tomorrow. Aside from that, imagine how much pressure he is putting on himself now that his job is on the line. He pretty much has to stand and bang because a wrestling decision will also get him cut. His reaction (via twitter) to this whole ordeal really shows how it is all getting to him and Rumble comes across as a bit of a weakminded individual anyways.

[sideloaded]

all this happened when he came in at 176 against yoshida.

[more_betterness]

all this happened when he came in at 176 against yoshida.

Pretty much exactly the same situation if not more severe at 104. Dude had to be carried to his hotel before and after weigh ins.

[NunyaBidness]

all this happened when he came in at 176 against yoshida.

Yep, was gonna say the same thing.

[proposition joe]

Yeah, but he was fighting Yoshida.....not the same situation at all. That fight lasted how long?

[NunyaBidness]

Yeah, but he was fighting Yoshida.....not the same situation at all. That fight lasted how long?

About the same length as this one will.

[proposition joe]

About the same length as this one will.

With Rumble winning??

[bogbat]

I added more to my Johnson play earlier this week and now I really regret it. I'm considering hedging..

Did Johnson have to weight in the day of the fight at UFC 104? Also, it has been said that he missed weight by so much because the UFC Dr put fluids into him. Does this mean that he was put on an IV drip? Or did he rehydrate by more conventional means? If he was put on an IV he is probably already very re-hydrated and the 205 weigh in limit tomorrow is less of a factor.

[gabe]

I added more to my Johnson play earlier this week and now I really regret it. I'm considering hedging..

Did Johnson have to weight in the day of the fight at UFC 104? Also, it has been said that he missed weight by so much because the UFC Dr put fluids into him. Does this mean that he was put on an IV drip? Or did he rehydrate by more conventional means? If he was put on an IV he is probably already very re-hydrated and the 205 weigh in limit tomorrow is less of a factor.

That's what I thought it meant, but read that he drank liquids.

Probably some beer?

[bogbat]

Nah more likely Orange Soda.

Where did you read that?

[gabe]

Nah more likely Orange Soda.

Where did you read that?

http://mmaweekly.com/medical-reasons-not-lack-of-effort-prevented-anthony-johnson-from-making-weight

just says he was given fluids to rehydrate, my bad... but i assumed it meant he started drinking shit.

[Vaughany]

Maybe you are a stand up comedian!


ReRegardless the only time I hear that word is when my geek roommate is playing the black hole of perpetual virginity that is World of Warcraft.

[Vaughany]

The Rumble news hurts my lock factor.

Now down-graded to a semi-lock?

[bogbat]

What happened to that arrogant, pseudo-elitist Chairib guy? I have a feeling if he was still around he would be the biggest Gave hater on the board. Even more-so than Nunya.

[Vaughany]

What happened to that arrogant, pseudo-elitist Chairib guy? I have a feeling if he was still around he would be the biggest Gave hater on the board. Even more-so than Nunya.

haha Chairib is character! He'll probably pop up back here in a few months!

[NunyaBidness]

Nah more likely Orange Soda.

lol

[sideloaded]

What happened to that arrogant, pseudo-elitist Chairib guy? I have a feeling if he was still around he would be the biggest Gave hater on the board. Even more-so than Nunya.

he's currently doing a stretch of 3-5 for lewd acts.

[The HOFF]

Now down-graded to a semi-lock?

Is a semi-lock stronger than a big play? I always get confused.

Or does this mean there is going to be a huge play on Belfort as they walk to the octagon?

[sideloaded]

its simple really, Gabe gives out his picks on here, and then makes his personal bets which are usually the other side.

Betting both sides he's guaranteed to never lose.

[gabe]

its simple really, Gabe gives out his picks on here, and then makes his personal bets which are usually the other side.

Betting both sides he's guaranteed to never lose.

My personal bets are not on the same fights I have picked, foolio.

For example, a personal bet would be the one I made on Antonio Caravalho. I don't like it enough to give it out as a play, it's just a bet I made for a little action. I like to bet on nearly every single fight. I'm not going to give out all my bets and call them "plays." That would be way too much. Also, I would have a terribly bad losing record, if I did that. Most my personal bets are losers, 'cos I often take the big dog.

But yeah, like I said, I'm done giving out plays here. I'm not even sharing the couple more plays I got for this card.

[sideloaded]

gabe don't take your ball and go home, then the haters win.

Also why not just bet your plays you give out here?

[sideloaded]

LETS GET IT POPPING IN HERE GABE!!!

RUMBLE HAS THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOCK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gabe]

gabe don't take your ball and go home, then the haters win.

Also why not just bet your plays you give out here?

That would be the smart move, but fights are just more fun to watch when you've got action on it.

[gabe]

Also, the reason I started posting here was so some people would follow me and make a few bucks.

I doubt a single person listened to me and played Jim Hettes for UFC 141. I was big on him, even defending him to all the Nam Phan backers. Anyone following me would have parlayed that up with my lock, Ross Pearson. But I don't think anyone listens to me, so it's pointless to share. Never gotten a "Thanks for that play, made some nice change!" from anyone here, which I'm used to getting when giving my plays to people.

[sideloaded]

Dont worry Gabe this is SBR. Most guys here deposited ages ago and busted out. Now they just hang around like flies trying to sell their misery over the internet to anyone that will listen. Misery loves company is what my pops always told me before he died in a industrial accident at the local chicken plant.

God rest his soul
RIP Pops I love you.