where is that jesus cat

[bogbat]

Somebody's got a crush on me: via PM: "you like to choke on thick black dick, right? i'm pretty sure you do. i'm never wrong about this shit. i can spot your kind from anywhere. when you're in L.A., i got a friend i might be able to set you up with. let me know. he says he's got an 11 inch coke can for a rooster and it's blacker than wesley snipes. you two are just gonna love each other!!!!!!"

That's kind of creepy

Gabe quit stealing material from the joe rogan podcast.

Elaborate. It's obvious he has a major man crush on Joe and the rest of the "deathsquad".

[gabe]

That's kind of creepy



Elaborate. It's obvious he has a major man crush on Joe and the rest of the "deathsquad".

It's obvious, huh? The fact that several weeks ago I mentioned having hung out with Rogan a few times makes it OBVIOUS that I've got a "man crush" on him. lol love your retarded logic

I do shows with the Deathsquad comics and they've asked me to do their podcasts. Hard to have a "mancrush" on people who you're always hanging out with that you consider good friends.

you guys are so dumb, it's kind of amusing. keep talking stupid so i'll have a good laugh the next time i get stoned and come online. xo <3

[bogbat]

Well someone pm'd me this vid of you where it showed that you took the time to isolate a part of a UFC drunkcast where they talk about you for 30 seconds. The funniest part is you added a slide show of some pictures of yourself posing.

[Poppa Catfish]

[Educ8d Degener8]

Wait, wait... that wispy stick-figure in the middle is Gabe?!

No wonder he's so cranky. The guy is starving himself to death.

[Vaughany]

Jesus' latest post on tapology...pure comedy! I've highlighted my favourite parts!...

@themmamessiah
I apologize but oh man am I pissed off at hoe things went .. like if someone wants to clinch with u .. why can't u just kick them aside or push them aside and avoid the clinching game and knock his a$$ out

The way I see how things are .. if u want things done u gotta do it urself .. If I ever get in the UFC .. u guys are more then welcome to makes bets on me .. cuz god knows I'd knock their fking a$$ to hell if they even try to land a punch on me .. that's a big no no ..

for example check this fight of Jason young .. it was a fight before his Dusting Prorier fight in Canada

http://video.thescore.com/watch/score-fighting-series-young-vs-britto

he did very good dismissing his take downs and picking him apart .. I'm not sure if he was having a bad day .. or if UFC .. making it to the BIG SHOW got to him some how or what .. but I swear to u never in a million years would of thought Omigawa would beat Jason young .. I thought He'd easily avoid the clinching game by using his kicks and 5 inch reach advantage and pick him apart from the outside .. some what disappointed in him .. expected much more

but who knows .. maybe that accidental headbut by Omigawa had an effect on his performance


as u can tell I'm a bit pissed off not because I lost money .. but because I KNOW Jason young could of easily won that fight but hey .. it is what it is .. I'll get the fk over it and will bet big $ on Johny Hendricks and Donald cerrone instead .. those 2 picks are LOCKS trust me


Guy's a genius!

[SATERSTYLE]

Battle of the midgets

Gabe vs jesuseatsnubs

set it up dana

[NunyaBidness]

Battle of the midgets

Gabe vs jesuseatsnubs

set it up dana

Not to namedrop, but I was hanging out with Dana and Lorenzo, and they told me this fight is already signed they're just waiting for the minimumweight division to open up. Then Dana told me I was a really cool guy, and Lorenzo said I had big balls.

[gabe]

Well someone pm'd me this vid of you where it showed that you took the time to isolate a part of a UFC drunkcast where they talk about you for 30 seconds. The funniest part is you added a slide show of some pictures of yourself posing.

Yes, I made that clip for personal friends, to post on my facebook. It was either add photos to the video, or let it be a blank video, with only audio. You, being an idiot, would have gone all audio. I went the other route.

[gabe]

Wait, wait... that wispy stick-figure in the middle is Gabe?!

No wonder he's so cranky. The guy is starving himself to death.

I fight at flyweight. =)

But I'm cranky, or are you guys cranky, for always talking shit? LOL If defending myself for all the hate I constantly get is what you consider cranky, then I can't call you stupid enough times.

Not to namedrop, but I was hanging out with Dana and Lorenzo, and they told me this fight is already signed they're just waiting for the minimumweight division to open up. Then Dana told me I was a really cool guy, and Lorenzo said I had big balls.

I found this funny, so I'm not going to counter.

[gabe]

I am...

The BEST there is!

The BEST there was!

And the BEST there ever will be!!!

Now, HIT MY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bogbat]

Yes, I made that clip for personal friends, to post on my facebook. It was either add photos to the video, or let it be a blank video, with only audio. You, being an idiot, would have gone all audio. I went the other route.

I wouldn't have made the video at all. When I want to stroke my own dick, I do it in private.

[gabe]

I wouldn't have made the video at all. When I want to stroke my own dick, I do it in private.

I was happy to hear my name mentioned on the podcast. I am very new to the comedy scene. It was the first time my name has ever come up anywhere. I thought I would share it with my friends, as they are supporters of my comedy. I am sorry for you that you don't possibly see anything in your life moving you as much to the point of wanting to share with your friends. I am also sorry if you don't have any friends who care. Judging from the way you interact with me, a person you don't know, I wouldn't be surprised if you had nobody in your life who cared for you. So I completely understand why if you were in my situation you wouldn't want to share your happiness with anyone.

[v1y]

I apologize but oh man am I pissed off at hoe things went .. like if someone wants to clinch with u .. why can't u just kick them aside or push them aside and avoid the clinching game and knock his a$$ out

Wow lmao.

So is jesus one of those guys who thinks mayweather would beat anyone in MMA, since he could just easily avoid the clinch and takedowns by "pushing them aside"?

[Vaughany]

ha yeah it's as easy as that! The bookmakers must love guys like Jesus!

[bogbat]

I was happy to hear my name mentioned on the podcast. I am very new to the comedy scene. It was the first time my name has ever come up anywhere. I thought I would share it with my friends, as they are supporters of my comedy. I am sorry for you that you don't possibly see anything in your life moving you as much to the point of wanting to share with your friends. I am also sorry if you don't have any friends who care. Judging from the way you interact with me, a person you don't know, I wouldn't be surprised if you had nobody in your life who cared for you. So I completely understand why if you were in my situation you wouldn't want to share your happiness with anyone.

Good job making assumptions about someone you don't know as a way to defend yourself

It's not a coincidence that just about everyone on this board is attacking you. When you "fraud" on the internet people are going to call out you on it. It started with you making a 5 fight parlay and saying it had a 70% chance of it hitting, and then going 1-5 and coming back listing that you made money. It's because of acts like that people compare you to Jesus, but like others have said despite his idiosyncrasies he was a much more likable character.

I'll try to stop hating on you because you're starting to make the transition from funny to just downright sad.

[sideloaded]

Gabe, why are you posting here instead of joe's forum?

[gabe]

Good job making assumptions about someone you don't know as a way to defend yourself

It's not a coincidence that just about everyone on this board is attacking you. When you "fraud" on the internet people are going to call out you on it. It started with you making a 5 fight parlay and saying it had a 70% chance of it hitting, and then going 1-5 and coming back listing that you made money. It's because of acts like that people compare you to Jesus, but like others have said despite his idiosyncrasies he was a much more likable character.

I'll try to stop hating on you because you're starting to make the transition from funny to just downright sad.

STFU. I've countered everything you've said, and you keep coming back with something else. I'd been getting hate from you and everyone else before I posted that the parlay had a 76% chance of hitting. It was my PERSONAL OPINION that it did, WTF is so fraudulent about that, you retard?

I did poorly on a card, yet made money because I won betting on fights I haden't picked. That makes me a fraud, how? Just because I don't pick a fight means I can't bet on it? Are you a retard? Wait, I've already called you one, so yes, you are. I could have just as easily lost those fights and ended up losing a lot more money. Is it that hard for you to believe that I like to bet on fights I'm not confident enough to include as personal picks? I went 4-2 for UFC 138, but 5-5 with all my bets. I like to bet on fights to make the watching experience more entertaining. If you can't understand that much, then you're even more retarded than I thought.

Gabe, why are you posting here instead of joe's forum?

Why would I be posting on Joe's forum? Does he have a UFC handicapping section as friendly and colorful as this one?

[sideloaded]

Now you're trying too hard bro.

[gabe]

Now you're trying too hard bro.

I'm not "trying" anything, so how 'bout you quit nitpicking and making assumptions? That's all you guys know how to do. Nitpicking every little thing and making negative assumptions.

The fact that anybody would think I would lie about something like betting is just a laugh. And to people I don't even know, over the internet. I guess that means I have a completely empty life and found this forum by some grace of God and started telling you lies to impress you, so that I could finally feel accepted, somewhere. But oh no, my plan did not work. You guys caught on to me! You did not believe that I have done well picking UFC fights and football games. I did not get the acceptance which I was seeking. I am lost now, I have no idea what to do. (Theme song from "M*A*S*H" starts playing...)

[sideloaded]

make a video please