where is that jesus cat

[gabe]

..

[gabe]

A 20-0 that none of us have witnessed though bro...surely you can see why some are skeptical?

I was 16-0 when I came here, I'm 20-0 now. Just because I didn't post on an internet forum doesn't mean I wasn't capping.

Being skeptical is ok, but no one here is skeptical, they're all just hating. Skepticism and hating are two completely dif things.

[gabe]

So....gabe didn't leave

i'll check out threads now and again. i'm done posting threads and sharing my picks/thoughts, though.

[Educ8d Degener8]

I'm 155-0 in undocumented plays.

[gabe]

Go to Joey Diaz's facebook page and you will find this post from me on August 25th, 11:23 AM

You went 0-4 on the last UFC card. I went 4-1, including the lock I told you outside the Improv. So far for 134; I got Anderson Silva, Brendan Schaub, Edson Barboza, Yves Yabouin, and Stanislav Nedkov. Barboza is a lock amongst locks.

The lock I had told him was Ivan Menjivar, and for 134 I told him Edson Barboza is a lock. So as far as you're all concerned, I am a guaranteed 6-0 with my locks, since I've been here. The 14-0 before that, it's up to you whether you believe it or not. I was never trying to impress anyone, although, shit, with such an accomplishment, I feel a pat on the back is deserved. At least I get it from friends who have made money off my picks. But yeah, point is, my intention wasn't to impress anyone, just participate and help out. After getting to know you guys, I could care less if any of you are impressed. I had no reason then, and I especially have no reason now- to bullshit about something as meaningless as sports betting.

[gabe]

I'm 155-0 in undocumented plays.

You've said that in several different threads before. God, you're unfunny and so not clever.

[Educ8d Degener8]

LOL

[NunyaBidness]

You've said that in several different threads before. God, you're unfunny and so not clever.

You're both unfunny, but only one of you claims to be a comedian.

[bogbat]

You're both unfunny, but only one of you claims to be a comedian.

[gabe]

You're both unfunny, but only one of you claims to be a comedian.

Comedians I've looked up to for years have pulled me aside and complimented me on how funny I am. Some of the funniest people on Twitter follow me 'cos they find my random tweets funny. Celebrities follow me because they find them funny. My tweets don't represent my comedy, but I'm assuming you're saying you don't find what I post funny, therefor you're saying I'm an unfunny person. Earlier, you had said you found my shit funny, but now you've changed your mind. Whatever. You don't find my type of humor funny, you're saying. Well, comedians I have looked up to + countless numbers of strangers have told me I am, so some idiot on the net with a name like "NunyaBidness" telling me I'm not funny means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I consider you a stupid person, and my comedy is not for stupid people. So, if you don't think I'm funny, I guess that's ultimately a good thing.

[Vaughany]

ha Im sure u are funny Gabe but I gotta admit Nunyabidness' "That's Gabe-tarded!" is some funny shit!!

[gabe]

ha Im sure u are funny Gabe but I gotta admit Nunyabidness' "That's Gabe-tarded!" is some funny shit!!

You only find it funny 'cos you're in a little online clique together. I would bet my bottom dollar that I have AT LEAST 50 IQ points on him. No, I'm not just saying that I'm smarter than him, I am betting everything I own that I have over 50 IQ points on him. That is a significant difference.

So, I'm THAT MUCH smarter than he is, and I'm a better capper than he is. Even since I've been here, I've picked better than he has. So-- the only thing funny about "That's Gabe-tarded" is the irony in the fact that he's the dumby. I'm smarter than him and have been picking better than him. Thinking I'm retarded for saying some things, like "Carmont's highlights looked a bit impressive, no?" makes him the real retard, especially when the guy comes out winning the fight.

So, yeah, there is nothing funny in that, unless you too are an idiot. It is just silly to call someone who is mountains smarter than you a retard. 165 IQ, I am certain none of you here come close.

[more_betterness]

I have yet to find a single person on this board who picks as well as I do. The closest is Big Day. 20-0 with my locks following UFC 138. Haters keep hating.

I think you and Vaughany should compare results for the next few events to verify this statement.

[gabe]

I think you and Vaughany should compare results for the next few events to verify this statement.

I had no problem continuing to share my picks with you guys, to further prove myself. Too much negative energy from you all, though. I never even had a chance. You guys were just too eager waiting for someone new to attack, with that jesus fool gone. Maybe it would have been better if I came after you had found a new shithead to f*ck with. I wanted to come here and share thoughts and picks with you guys, but you couldn't respect my ways. Too much negative energy here; you take that with you into your life when you get offline. Some of the losers here spend all day trash talking online, so it doesn't matter to them, but I don't like taking that kinda energy from the internet into my personal life.

[Hannibal]

Delusional...suffering from dunning-kruger effect. Unfortunately your low IQ is accompanied by an even lower EQ.

[gabe]

Delusional...suffering from dunning-kruger effect. Unfortunately your low IQ is accompanied by an even lower EQ.

I'm smarter than you. You have poor grammar, so that isn't even a question.

[Vaughany]

You only find it funny 'cos you're in a little online clique together. I would bet my bottom dollar that I have AT LEAST 50 IQ points on him. No, I'm not just saying that I'm smarter than him, I am betting everything I own that I have over 50 IQ points on him. That is a significant difference.

So, I'm THAT MUCH smarter than he is, and I'm a better capper than he is. Even since I've been here, I've picked better than he has. So-- the only thing funny about "That's Gabe-tarded" is the irony in the fact that he's the dumby. I'm smarter than him and have been picking better than him. Thinking I'm retarded for saying some things, like "Carmont's highlights looked a bit impressive, no?" makes him the real retard, especially when the guy comes out winning the fight.

So, yeah, there is nothing funny in that, unless you too are an idiot. It is just silly to call someone who is mountains smarter than you a retard. 165 IQ, I am certain none of you here come close.

You may well be right but it's funny whether ironic or not!

[Hannibal]

You reach a confident conclusion when there is inadequate and insufficient information. You are overestimating your own abilities and failing to recognize the degree of your inadequacy

[SATERSTYLE]

You have poor grammar, so that isn't even a question.

You are the only person I have ever seen criticize grammar while using a multitude of run-on sentences and improper punctuation

go back to school retard

[FightFightFight]

This thread is awesome. Guy is unbelievable. Starting to appreciate him like I do Eatsnubs.

[FightFightFight]

You went 0-4 on the last UFC card. I went 4-1, including the lock I told you outside the Improv. So far for 134; I got Anderson Silva, Brendan Schaub, Edson Barboza, Yves Yabouin, and Stanislav Nedkov. Barboza is a lock amongst locks.

Cant believe you rub it in when someone goes 0-4. Such a braggart.

[Vaughany]

This thread is awesome. Guy is unbelievable. Starting to appreciate him like I do Eatsnubs.

Eatsnubs can not be beated tho

[gabe]

You are the only person I have ever seen criticize grammar while using a multitude of run-on sentences and improper punctuation

go back to school retard

I don't use improper punctuation, and I'm confident I don't, considering all your posts have consisted of improper punctuation.

"a multitude of run on sentences" lol gtfo n00b

[gabe]

You reach a confident conclusion when there is inadequate and insufficient information. You are overestimating your own abilities and failing to recognize the degree of your inadequacy

What is this conclusion that I have reached? That I am smarter than you?

How the hell do you know what my abilities are? You know me better than I know myself? GTFO, son. I am better than you. Accept it. You are the one who is inadequate. In every shape and form. But mostly shape.

[Hannibal]

I don't use improper punctuation, and I'm confident I don't, considering all your posts have consisted of improper punctuation.

I dunno about graaaaammmmarr... but i love the way this nonsensical and pointless sentence was structured

[Vaughany]

I don't use improper punctuation, and I'm confident I don't

I dunno about graaaaammmmarr... but i love the way this nonsensical and pointless sentence was structured

Tis a tautology!

[Hannibal]

hahahah you didnt quote the best part "... , considering all your posts have consisted of improper punctuation"

I fail to see the connection with the first part of what he is trying to say.

[sideloaded]

Ok, who's troll account is this? I'm thinking it might be Ladle.

[NunyaBidness]

Somebody's got a crush on me:

via PM:
"you like to choke on thick black dick, right? i'm pretty sure you do. i'm never wrong about this shit. i can spot your kind from anywhere. when you're in L.A., i got a friend i might be able to set you up with. let me know. he says he's got an 11 inch coke can for a rooster and it's blacker than wesley snipes. you two are just gonna love each other!!!!!!"

[sideloaded]

Somebody's got a crush on me:

via PM:
"you like to choke on thick black dick, right? i'm pretty sure you do. i'm never wrong about this shit. i can spot your kind from anywhere. when you're in L.A., i got a friend i might be able to set you up with. let me know. he says he's got an 11 inch coke can for a rooster and it's blacker than wesley snipes. you two are just gonna love each other!!!!!!"

Gabe quit stealing material from the joe rogan podcast.

[cheeese]

Somebody's got a crush on me:

via PM:
"you like to choke on thick black dick, right? i'm pretty sure you do. i'm never wrong about this shit. i can spot your kind from anywhere. when you're in L.A., i got a friend i might be able to set you up with. let me know. he says he's got an 11 inch coke can for a rooster and it's blacker than wesley snipes. you two are just gonna love each other!!!!!!"

So he is an expert on black dicks?

[bogbat]

Comedians I've looked up to for years have pulled me aside and complimented me on how funny I am. Some of the funniest people on Twitter follow me 'cos they find my random tweets funny. Celebrities follow me because they find them funny. My tweets don't represent my comedy, but I'm assuming you're saying you don't find what I post funny, therefor you're saying I'm an unfunny person. Earlier, you had said you found my shit funny, but now you've changed your mind. Whatever. You don't find my type of humor funny, you're saying. Well, comedians I have looked up to + countless numbers of strangers have told me I am, so some idiot on the net with a name like "NunyaBidness" telling me I'm not funny means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I consider you a stupid person, and my comedy is not for stupid people. So, if you don't think I'm funny, I guess that's ultimately a good thing.

This post reeks of insecurity. No one who has any sort of self confidence defends themselves on the internet like this.

Why don't you post up a youtube vid of yourself doing a set

[sideloaded]

Comedians I've looked up to for years have pulled me aside and complimented me on how funny I am. Some of the funniest people on Twitter follow me 'cos they find my random tweets funny. Celebrities follow me because they find them funny. My tweets don't represent my comedy, but I'm assuming you're saying you don't find what I post funny, therefor you're saying I'm an unfunny person. Earlier, you had said you found my shit funny, but now you've changed your mind. Whatever. You don't find my type of humor funny, you're saying. Well, comedians I have looked up to + countless numbers of strangers have told me I am, so some idiot on the net with a name like "NunyaBidness" telling me I'm not funny means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I consider you a stupid person, and my comedy is not for stupid people. So, if you don't think I'm funny, I guess that's ultimately a good thing.

Paragraphs, how do they work?

[Vaughany]

Somebody's got a crush on me:

via PM:
"you like to choke on thick black dick, right? i'm pretty sure you do. i'm never wrong about this shit. i can spot your kind from anywhere. when you're in L.A., i got a friend i might be able to set you up with. let me know. he says he's got an 11 inch coke can for a rooster and it's blacker than wesley snipes. you two are just gonna love each other!!!!!!"

A "thick black dick" connoisseur!

[Vaughany]

Gabe quit stealing material from the joe rogan podcast.

haha yeah Gabe's gone slightly Carlos Mencia on us!