Vaughany's MMA Picks...

[Beelzebubzy]

Better prop is:

Who's actual income is farthest from their stated income:
Gabe -200
Chael +160

Chael: Uriah you are a contender
Gabe: I pick 71% not including dogs, long shots, 5-1 faves, or American fighters I pick.

ALL IN MAX BET ON GABE

[MonkeyMoney]

had the weirdest dream lol

in it i saw jon jones submit chael in a submission that was named (in my dream) the "tent foldup"

strange i know lol


the moral of the story is jones subs chael

[mirinquads]

Good omen though, im on Jones sub too

What did it look like though? Did he fold all his limbs backwards and tie them together?

[Vaughany]

lol

[MonkeyMoney]

Good omen though, im on Jones sub too

What did it look like though? Did he fold all his limbs backwards and tie them together?

lol no but very close guess

it was chael inside a tent and it looked like jones tied ropes to all his limbs and just folded him inwards... weird i know

[NunyaBidness]

Some asshole moved my thread to Players Talk. V, you got any power to move it back?

[gabe]

Chael: Uriah you are a contender
Gabe: I pick 71% not including dogs, long shots, 5-1 faves, or American fighters I pick.

ALL IN MAX BET ON GABE

going on ignore.

[NunyaBidness]

lol no but very close guess

it was chael inside a tent and it looked like jones tied ropes to all his limbs and just folded him inwards... weird i know

I dreampt I was Starscream (ask Educated, he knows who I mean) and was flying all around being awesome.

I am better at dreaming than you.

[gabe]

Better prop is:

Who's actual income is farthest from their stated income:
Gabe -200
Chael +160

my stated income has been 0 and my actual income, you'll never know.

[NunyaBidness]

my stated income has been 0 and my actual income, you'll never know.

I know. It's NunMyBidness.

[Beelzebubzy]

going on ignore.

is there anyone not on ignore besides nunya and punya?

[gabe]

Nunya don't forget you once slipped up and mentioned you got 40k from your mothers life insurance and upped your bets from 100/unit to 500/unit meanwhile you're singing songs about making seven figures betting lol and then you imply i lie...smh

[NunyaBidness]

Nunya don't forget you once slipped up and mentioned you got 40k from your mothers life insurance and upped your bets from 100/unit to 500/unit meanwhile you're singing songs about making seven figures betting lol and then you imply i lie...smh

Not sure if you're making a joke or not.

My mother's alive. I never said I make 7 figures. I said I churn 7 figures.

[gabe]

is there anyone not on ignore besides nunya and punya?

i plan to fill up the ignore list with all the sh!theads. wheres vitooch? lol kid probably got killed in a lacrosse accident.

and for the record, my 71% record consists mostly of dogs and small favorites. when you attack or attempt to mock someone and have resort to making shit up to do it (instead of using facts,) you are, as v loves to hear, A SCUMBAG. =)

[MD]

Not sure if you're making a joke or not.

My mother's alive. I never said I make 7 figures. I said I churn 7 figures.

You once said to me that you can be down in units but up in profit, by using the example of losing several units, inheriting money from your mother's life insurance policy, and increasing the value of your units. Gabe is retarded enough to have taken that example as autobiographical.

[gabe]

Not sure if you're making a joke or not.

My mother's alive. I never said I make 7 figures. I said I churn 7 figures.

lmao someone else told me you said that, but now that i read for myself, it looks like you were giving an example

The standard one.

Year one my bankroll is $10,000 and I bet $100 per unit. This year I lose 10 units, -$1,000.

The next year my mother dies and leaves me $40,000. My betsize is now $500 per unit. This year I win 5 units and am up $2,500.

Over those 2 years I have lost 5 units and am up $1,500.

[gabe]

our friend who shall remain nameless came to me and said you slipped up and mentioned where all your money comes from and it isn't poker

lmao it's so obvious you were giving one of your signature mathematical examples, dunno how he thought you were talkin about yourself lol wow

[NunyaBidness]

lmao someone else told me you said that, but now that i read for myself, it looks like you were giving an example

The standard one.

Year one my bankroll is $10,000 and I bet $100 per unit. This year I lose 10 units, -$1,000.

The next year my mother dies and leaves me $40,000. My betsize is now $500 per unit. This year I win 5 units and am up $2,500.

Over those 2 years I have lost 5 units and am up $1,500.

Heh, yeah, I haven't lost 5 units either. . .

[NunyaBidness]

our friend who shall remain nameless came to me and said you slipped up and mentioned where all your money comes from and it isn't poker

Every dollar I have, and everything I own can be traced back to the second $50 dollar deposit I made on a poker site over a decade ago. The first deposit I lost. . .

[gabe]

Every dollar I have, and everything I own can be traced back to the second $50 dollar deposit I made on a poker site over a decade ago. The first deposit I lost. . .

Where do you live again, Virginia?

[Beelzebubzy]

Where do you live again, Virginia?

Nunya owns that little strip in FL that others call Key West

[gabe]

lol @ "he slipped up and mentioned where all his money comes from and it isn't poker"

referring to 40k as "all his money" as if you've been living off that "fortune" all this time

[NunyaBidness]

Where do you live again, Virginia?

Every few months you say, "Where do you live again, statename?"

And I never say. If you guess it right, you don't win a prize.

Looking at condos in Vegas next month, so possibly Nevada will be a good guess.

[mirinquads]

lol no but very close guess

it was chael inside a tent and it looked like jones tied ropes to all his limbs and just folded him inwards... weird i know

Rofl

Gabe your ramblings are awesome - your new biggest fan

ps pls dont ignore me

[Grabaka]

Sedona

[Beelzebubzy]

Every few months you say, "Where do you live again, statename?"

And I never say. If you guess it right, you don't win a prize.

Looking at condos in Vegas next month, so possibly Nevada will be a good guess.

Whats your favorite Pokemon?

[NunyaBidness]

You have to guess.

[Vaughany]

Why does Gaberz keep pretending that "friends" are the ones saying these things when the "friend" is clearly just him!?

[NunyaBidness]

Why does Gaberz keep pretending that "friends" are the ones saying these things when the "friend" is clearly just him!?

Dunno. Why did you make a friend with Crazyhorse's picture? Why did I invent MD?

[Beelzebubzy]

Why does Gaberz keep pretending that "friends" are the ones saying these things when the "friend" is clearly just him!?

Your going on ignore fool

[gabe]

Every few months you say, "Where do you live again, statename?"

And I never say. If you guess it right, you don't win a prize.

Looking at condos in Vegas next month, so possibly Nevada will be a good guess.

I thought you said you lived in one of those irrelevant states out there, I've been thinking Virginia.

[Vaughany]

Dunno. Why did you make a friend with Crazyhorse's picture? Why did I invent MD?

mysteries

[Vaughany]

Your going on ignore fool

uber-ignore

[gabe]

Dunno. Why did you make a friend with Crazyhorse's picture? Why did I invent MD?

V is a 24 year old with the mind of a 14 year old.

If I wanna say something, I don't need to use a third party to say it. I've messed with you guys personally before, a bunch of times, I don't need to use a third party as an excuse to do it again. Only a moron like V would think I'd make something like that up.

[gabe]

Your going on ignore fool

he's been on ignore, havent put u on yet, too lazy right now