Vaughany's MMA Picks...

[DeFactoCrippler]

No one gives a shit you’d call BJ Penn a manlet. What’s embarassing is that you even use the word, especially given that you literally are a phaget 153 bodybuilder.

First, are you sure you dont give a shit? Because I have never even tried to talk to you but this is about the 5th time you have come out of the woodwork to attack me, lol. It's pretty much the only reason you post. You read everything i say as well, its cute.

second, i'm not even that kid from the pic, but if it makes you feel better to make him the object of these little outbursts then go ahead.

Walk around at 153 lb and claim you’d beat Frankie Edgar in a fight, and write a wall of text about BJ Penn being a manlet when he walks around fatter than you.

I though you said nobody cared?

[quote[
I read a dialogue between you and Vaughany where you were asking what happened to Adam Bowden, before you later admitted to being him. Now according to Vaughany you’re boxscout as well: http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma...l#post17324510[/quote]

Do you follow me around? Why, you do no even post here?

I heard that before he became a mod you were attacking Bigday. I don’t know if this is true, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Calling Shari beautiful and incomparable, and refering to her ‘divine orifice’ doesn’t really fit you as a Junie Browning wannabe. You wouldn’t say shit to a mod now, and risk losing your audience.

lol the amount of shit i said about bigday at all times is hilarious. but he doesnt pull this shit and start crying on sbr. he just takes his anger out on a few innocent deer and rabbits

[BIGDAY]

lol the amount of shit i said about bigday at all times is hilarious. but he doesnt pull this shit and start crying on sbr. he just takes his anger out on a few innocent deer and rabbits

[DeFactoCrippler]

for real though brody, i just got an infraction a few minutes after that post i made to punisher for "purposely mispelling homophobic slurs" to get by the filters.

lol wonder who went and snitched

thinking about just leaving

[Vaughany]

for real though brody, i just got an infraction a few minutes after that post i made to punisher for "purposely mispelling homophobic slurs" to get by the filters.

lol wonder who went and snitched

thinking about just leaving

But what about helping otherz with winnerz?!

[DeFactoCrippler]

But what about helping otherz with winnerz?!

i guess people will just not winz

this forum is just a lurking place for middle aged "homosexuals" to "groom' younger boys for relationships, anyways.

[BIGDAY]

[PunisherIND]

for real though brody, i just got an infraction a few minutes after that post i made to punisher for "purposely mispelling homophobic slurs" to get by the filters.

lol wonder who went and snitched

thinking about just leaving

lol this is pretty sad coming from you bro derek. "thinking about leaving"?? sounds like something gabers would say.

go check the time you made the post and the time shari edited it. 3am - 4am. that does not fall within the 20 hours a day that i post on here.

[DeFactoCrippler]

lol this is pretty sad coming from you bro derek. "thinking about leaving"?? sounds like something gabers would say.

go check the time you made the post and the time shari edited it. 3am - 4am. that does not fall within the 20 hours a day that i post on here.

but bro if i cant use the "ph-word" then i have nothing.

nothing. its like telling gabers he cant post parlays.

[varkolek]

second, i'm not even that kid from the pic, but if it makes you feel better to make him the object of these little outbursts then go ahead.

So your argument is you went on record saying you were that kid, let people think it, told Gabe and MD you are, but are not actually him. Confirms you are a troll.

[DeFactoCrippler]

So your argument is you went on record saying you were that kid, let people think it, told Gabe and MD you are, but are not actually him. Confirms you are a troll.

The fact that you thought me and MD were being serious means you probably dont understand a whole lot of what goes on in the world.

The fact that you remember convos you were never part of and obsess over a poster who you never talked to says a whole lot more.

whats this about, me calling bj penn a manlet?

[Vaughany]

"Who wants to see fights finished at 145...manlets finish fights"!!!...

[Vaughany]

Jacksons and Zahabi unsurprisingly dominate decisions!...

[PunisherIND]

lol

A Japanese television show put together a celebrity arm wrestling tournament that included sumo wrestlers, kickboxers, Sakuraba, Alistair Overeem, Bob Sapp, Mark Hunt, Melvin Manhoef, and more.
The only problem with the tournament from an MMA point of view, besides that fact that they were not fighting, was that it included a Japanese world champion arm wrestler.

[Vaughany]

Surprised Sapp didnt collapse and curl up in a ball

[PunisherIND]

Surprised Sapp didnt collapse and curl up in a ball

lmao that would have been a classic sappah move.

[Thor4140]

lol

A Japanese television show put together a celebrity arm wrestling tournament that included sumo wrestlers, kickboxers, Sakuraba, Alistair Overeem, Bob Sapp, Mark Hunt, Melvin Manhoef, and more.
The only problem with the tournament from an MMA point of view, besides that fact that they were not fighting, was that it included a Japanese world champion arm wrestler.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-ufc-betting/2101180-january-mma-news.html

[Vaughany]

lol

[Thor4140]

lol

hehe

[Thor4140]

Decided to start my own thread rather than keep high-jacking Brook's, Illmatick's and Eccocide's threads with my picks!

For UFC 115 so far I've got:

2.5 units (double) on Wilks (2/7) and P.Thiago (4/9) to win 2.1 units (plus stake back)

0.5 units (double) on Barry (4/6) and Rothwell (4/6) to win 1.4 units

Straddle - 0.4 units on Liddell by KO (9/4) to win 0.9 units; & 0.5 units on Franklin by Decision (3/1) to win 1.5 units

And for banter!:

0.2 units (sixfolds from 7 to win) on Wilks, Wiman, P.Thiago, Miranda, Barry, Rothwell, & Simpson to win 2.3 units

Will look to add Condit/Macdonald to decision as soon as it's available on PaddyPower! Good luck this weekend all!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/

[Vaughany]

[varkolek]

Given that bodybuilder’s propensity for using the word manlet, and the fact that he’s hated on that forum, makes a lot of sense you are him. Also manlet is a bodybuilding term.

The fact that you thought me and MD were being serious means you probably dont understand a whole lot of what goes on in the world.

The fact that you remember convos you were never part of and obsess over a poster who you never talked to says a whole lot more.

whats this about, me calling bj penn a manlet?

No one talks to you, except for your fan club and the mods. People will go out of their way to avoid having to deal with you, in the same way you’d avoid making eye contact with a homeless person taking a dump in public.

When you write an essay about BJ Penn being strapped to people’s arm and used a shield, it tends to ring out in my memory.

There’s 2 reasons not to be a pro: either your bet sizes can’t support it, or your winning margin isn’t big enough. Most people on this forum would fall into one or both categories. Although there probably are pros here who don’t declare it, from what I remember Kaladarus and Ilmatick know a lot about gambling theory so it would make sense if they were pros.

When you go around claiming that conservative bets in the 10s or 100s are air bets, it implies your minimum bets are larger. When you bash the picks of anyone who may have called you a troll, it implies you’re a better capper. So claiming that you have high bet sizes and a win rate, but aren’t a pro, is directly setting yourself up for failure.

As I’ve said, calling Gabe a troll was a transparent attempt to deflect attention from yourself. I didn’t say anything at the time because it goes without saying. And you’d figure it would end at some point.

Then after getting suspended, in a couple of days you run across the forum, bash the bet sizes and picks of anyone you've disagreed with, and call Gabe a troll again. And start up with saying the forum is full of ghost accounts.

The whole basis to any of those things is flimsy and could be dismantled by anyone, or is bound to fall apart on its own. It has nothing to do with me.

[El Nino]

Vaughany, you see the pics Lauzon uploaded? Might be a scar or two.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=1&thread=2111299&page=1

[ShotgunRua]

No one talks to you, except for your fan club and the mods. People will go out of their way to avoid having to deal with you, in the same way you’d avoid making eye contact with a homeless person taking a dump in public.

Ha ha seconded. It's just so... random, like a senile person who starts talking about the war randomly for no reason or that relative who's not all there and embarrasses everyone whenever you take them anywhere.

You could just ignore it though dude? Occasionally something amusing appears among all the drivel.

[Vaughany]

ha Tyson Fury is going to town on twitter calling out Cain!...

Tyson Fury @Tyson_Fury
Cain valasquez is a little midget on steds bring it on I'll fight. Not a man born from his mother can beat me! Contact Hennessy sports!

[DeFactoCrippler]

No one talks to you, except for your fan club and the mods. People will go out of their way to avoid having to deal with you, in the same way you’d avoid making eye contact with a homeless person taking a dump in public.

actually my fan club included everybody. even gabe and punisher they were like where is dfc...please come back

When you write an essay about BJ Penn being strapped to people’s arm and used a shield, it tends to ring out in my memory.

why because you are a pathetic child who idolizes bj penn and feels the need to stalk a poster you never talked to defend the honOUr of your favOUrite mma fighter?

There’s 2 reasons not to be a pro: either your bet sizes can’t support it, or your winning margin isn’t big enough. Most people on this forum would fall into one or both categories. Although there probably are pros here who don’t declare it, from what I remember Kaladarus and Ilmatick know a lot about gambling theory so it would make sense if they were pros.

lold hard at this.

When you go around claiming that conservative bets in the 10s or 100s are air bets, it implies your minimum bets are larger. When you bash the picks of anyone who may have called you a troll, it implies you’re a better capper. So claiming that you have high bet sizes and a win rate, but aren’t a pro, is directly setting yourself up for failure.

i was willing to make a 1k bet with tha gimp mask kid and send the money to his friend. my "fan club" remembers that.

fock man, i never even said a word to you, but you are obsessed with my comments about bj penn, bet sizes, and manlets. It's pretty transparent is it not?

As I’ve said, calling Gabe a troll was a transparent attempt to deflect attention from yourself. I didn’t say anything at the time because it goes without saying. And you’d figure it would end at some point.

sbr banned gabe

Then after getting suspended, in a couple of days you run across the forum, bash the bet sizes and picks of anyone you've disagreed with, and call Gabe a troll again. And start up with saying the forum is full of ghost accounts.

i dont bash the bet sizes of people i disagree with. i bash the bet sizes, period.

The whole basis to any of those things is flimsy and could be dismantled by anyone, or is bound to fall apart on its own. It has nothing to do with me.

the fact you think this is a "debate" and not a sensitive kid throwing a sherdog-esque tantrum on the internet is rather cute.

[Boxscout]

Now according to Vaughany you’re boxscout as well:

Just noticed this. Well, that much is not true. I wasn't sure what he meant by that. Anyway, carry on.

[Vaughany]

LMAO

By Michael BispingHappy New Year everyone, and hope you had a great holiday. I had a quiet Christmas, as you can imagine with me having a major fight on January 19, and trained every day except Christmas day.
Michael Bisping poses at a press conference. (Getty)
Normally the kids get me out of bed at the crack of dawn Christmas Day – we’re talking 5:30 a.m. – and it is a nightmare. But they are getting a little older and this year they didn’t get up until almost 9 a.m. I was very, very happy about that.
No doubt about it, 2013 is the biggest year of my career. Anderson Silva has confirmed he’s going to be defending the UFC middleweight title he’s held since 2006 this year, and while I know some fans will have their own views, I’m very happy the world’s best fighter will be fighting at 185 lbs. rather than in catchweight superfights for the time being.
UFC president Dana White has confirmed that if I beat Vitor Belfort in two weeks – which is a big ask – then I get the next shot at Silva. But, that’s the limit of how much I have thought about Anderson Silva. All this talk will be for nothing if I get caught by Vitor Belfort in Brazil on January 19.
[Also: Someone in New York City voted for Chael Sonnen for president]
I’ve been here before. At UFC 100 I needed to get by Dan Henderson to get a shot at Silva. It happened again a year ago on eight day’s notice when I was handed a dream opportunity to fight Chael Sonnen for the right to fight Silva. On both occasions, it didn’t go my way. I’m to blame for that. I had the chance to take my title shot, and I didn’t get it done. But I will get it done against Belfort.

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I’m doing a few of these blogs, so without wanting anyone to think I’m not 100 percent focused on Belfort and that fight, and in the interest of keeping something fresh to talk about over the next four blogs, I’ll talk a little about UFC 155, which was a huge card for my division. I was there in person and the undercard was great, the last two fights were awesome… and the middleweights let us down.
I felt sorry for Chris Leben, who didn’t look himself and clearly was suffering from ring rust in his fight. I hope next time he’s the Crippler of old. Fit and healthy, he’s one of the most exciting guys in the UFC and the middleweight division is richer having Leben in it.
Michael Bisping reacts after his three-round battle against Chael Sonnen. (Getty)
Obviously commiserations are in order for my former fellow top five contenders Alan Belcher and Tim Boetsch, who both came up short in big fight at UFC 155 on December 29. Belcher lost to Yushin Okami and Boetsch lost to Costa Philippou. I respect all my fellow fighters, and I know the agony of defeat, so heartfelt commiserations to both of these two fine, upstanding gentlemen.
Now I’ve got that obligatory fluffy stuff out of the way, I’d like to say I’m looking forward to these two simpletons keeping their pie holes shut about me for a little while. Those two have been calling me out and talking crap for months, and I would have got some real enjoyment beating them in the Octagon but two no-marks took that glory.
Belcher lost every minute of every round in a fight so boring I was afraid my brain was going to melt and start to dribble out of my ears. It was like someone detonated a nuclear bomb of boredom in the arena – everyone in the seats around me was playing Angry Birds.


What delusions of grandeur Belcher has. This is a guy who didn’t fight for a year after giving himself career-threatening eye-strain by watching too much internet porn, and he thinks he’s god’s gift to MMA. He even told UFC president Dana White that after he beat Okami, he’d fight me on January 19 if something happens to Belfort. This is a guy who got his arse kicked by two guys I smashed (Yoshihiro Akiyama and Jason Day) but he thinks he can not only beat me on a couple weeks’ training, but also assumed he was getting passed Okami, who is not to be underestimated.
Anyway, now we don’t have to listen to this guy anymore. Back to the undercard, sunshine!
That really leaves myself and Chris “Sick Note” Weidman, a nice humble guy who’s got plenty to be humble about, at the top of the rankings. And as Chris retired last June, there’s no doubt I’m the No.1 contender to Anderson Silva’s world middleweight title.
Hit me up on Twitter @bisping, as ever, Hendo gifs are welcome.

[bjpenn85]

the always funny michael bisping!

[Vaughany]

This is awesome...

[varkolek]

why because you are a pathetic child who idolizes bj penn and feels the need to stalk a poster you never talked to defend the honOUr of your favOUrite mma fighter?

i was willing to make a 1k bet with tha gimp mask kid and send the money to his friend. my "fan club" remembers that.

fock man, i never even said a word to you, but you are obsessed with my comments about bj penn, bet sizes, and manlets. It's pretty transparent is it not?

I literally hate BJ Penn.

If you routinely bet 1K, you should be able to get to pro level.

No person would say manlet except a bodybuilder. It's an embarassment to even use the word.

[Vaughany]

Bisping -

"I always support British athletes of all sports, including Tyson Fury. I think he's a great boxer," Bisping told Mirror Online.

"However, if he's calling out UFC heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez then quite frankly he's living in a fantasy world and needs to come back to reality.

"He would be absolutely destroyed in a matchup against Cain.

"Cain's a UFC champion and Fury wouldn't stand a chance."

[Vaughany]

[El Nino]

This is awesome...

Pretty hard not to be a fan of Lauzon.

[DeFactoCrippler]

I literally hate BJ Penn.

If you routinely bet 1K, you should be able to get to pro level.

No person would say manlet except a bodybuilder. It's an embarassment to even use the word.

Lol, so you are saying you hate bj penn, but are so stung and obsessed with my comments calling him a manlet that you remember them verbatim even though I posted them 6 months ago?

Everybody else forgot those comments 5 minutes after I wrote them (including me). But you feel the need to stalk a forum you dont even post at because someone there says the word "manlet".

You seem like a secure guy.

[Vaughany]