UFC on FOX 12: Lawler vs. Brown (July 26, 2014)

[Crassus]

Wait, lesson number 2 is ROI and even though every other intelligent person in the world uses ROI, I forgot for you it useless. I wonder who is right, the financially history of the world or MD hmmmm

ROI really doesn't tell much on it's own in all honesty

[rocky16]

just like your bankroll

Tell us more about how you're so rich you can't afford to take anymore free money by going pro. I got popcorn ready.

I am rich hence the reason I don't seek "free money" by going "pro." Maybe one day I can be cool like you and your queer buddies who are all "pros."

[Tommy Blingshyne]

aint nobody in these forums a winning bettor let alone rich...lets be serious now...

[rocky16]

aint nobody in these forums a winning bettor let alone rich...lets be serious now...

You haven't been following my thread pally. If you think I do this shit for fun I don't. This is how I make a living.

[marzwoody]

aint nobody in these forums a winning bettor let alone rich...lets be serious now...

Speak for yourslf... ive been winning since like the past 5 events

[brooks85]

I am rich hence the reason I don't seek "free money" by going "pro." Maybe one day I can be cool like you and your queer buddies who are all "pros."

said no rich person ever'


you sure are amusing kid

[brooks85]

ROI really doesn't tell much on it's own in all honesty

I suppose you're allowed to have an opinion even if it is completely wrong.

[MD]

I know you confirmed my statement but with you MD I never know what goes thru your twisted demented mind... Just wanted to make sure we were on the same page... Relax tough guy....

You're looking too far into it man. I was making a good-spirited joke about your sentence structure (read the part I highlighted again ).

[MD]

I suppose you're allowed to have an opinion even if it is completely wrong.

- Parlays are magic
- ROI = skill
- "GET YOUR YANKEE ASS OFF MY PROPERTY" captioned on a picture of a redneck kid with a shotgun is funny

Not sure how many more pages I want to read from the Brooks playbook.

[marzwoody]

I suppose you're allowed to have an opinion even if it is completely wrong.

Stop trolling this forum, you obama lovin phaggit. before rocky starches your punk ass.

[brooks85]

- Parlays are magic
- ROI = skill
- "GET YOUR YANKEE ASS OFF MY PROPERTY" captioned on a picture of a redneck kid with a shotgun is funny

Not sure how many more pages I want to read from the Brooks playbook.

Never said parlays are magic. You're looking desperate.

And, you're retard about ROI. But, it's funny watching you try to ignore something that is a staple in financing.

[brooks85]

Stop trolling this forum, you obama lovin phaggit. before rocky starches your punk ass.

lol are you drunk?

It's obvious you don't get outside this about worthless subforum you've helped create.

[marzwoody]

lol are you drunk?

Im 5'9 145lbs. i come from the mean streets of sunderland. if you wanna throw hands we can. dont be scared homie.

[JIBBBY]

You're looking too far into it man. I was making a good-spirited joke about your sentence structure (read the part I highlighted again ).

Like I said I never know what's going thru your twisted demented mind MD...

Yes, I can experience grammar fail from time to time.. My mind works faster then my fingers can type at times.. I skip words and what not.. Hense why I am always editing my posts for about a minute after throwing them up... I usually get it right in the end... That time I didn't...

[marzwoody]

lol are you drunk?

It's obvious you don't get outside this about worthless subforum you've helped create.

Brooks- nearly 10k posts and multiple "SBR Resort Winner" whatever the f-ck that shit is. Hil-arious!

[MD]

Never said parlays are magic. You're looking desperate.

And, you're retard about ROI. But, it's funny watching you to defend something that is a staple in financing.

Turning a -350 or whatever line into a +600 or whatever line seems pretty focking magical to me, bro. You can do this on a daily basis and you're posting on SBR? What the fock is wrong with you? Bankrupt every major sportsbook in three months and live the life.

I'm not sure if you know what "defend" means, either. You certainly don't understand ROI, for how much you talk about it. Another couple of pages for the Brooks playbook.

[TheCalculator]

Brooks -- Masters focus on R.O.C. vs. R.O.I.

If you don't understand this -- then STFU and fight Rocky.

[JIBBBY]

Brooks -- Masters focus on R.O.C. vs. R.O.I.

If you don't understand this -- then STFU and fight Rocky.

So it's just gonna be flame wars on the sub threads to keep us all entertained until the new Event thread pops up.

Did Locksmith have a baby too? Next event is like 2 weeks away though but the lines are up already if I'm not mistaken?.

I'm surprised to see you guys flaming a guy like Brooks with that many posts and with a lengthy forum history like he has.. Everyone is fair game I see these days...

[MD]

Pot quiz, hop shots. I wrote a quick quiz for 7-year-olds who want to learn how to gamble. You can all answer, don't worry.

Which of the following (you can select as many as you'd like) is an accurate measure of a gambler's ability?

1. ROI
2. ROC
3. Winning percentage
4. Win-loss ratio
5. Magic parlays

I'll post the answers tomorrow. Brooks, I suggest you participate. Maybe you'll learn something.

[Beelzebubzy]

Pot quiz, hop shots. I wrote a quick quiz for 7-year-olds who want to learn how to gamble. You can all answer, don't worry.

Which of the following (you can select as many as you'd like) is an accurate measure of a gambler's ability?

1. ROI
2. ROC
3. Winning percentage
4. Win-loss ratio
5. Magic parlays

I'll post the answers tomorrow. Brooks, I suggest you participate. Maybe you'll learn something.

3. Winnerz Percentage
5. Magic Parlayz
4. Winnerz- nonwinnerz Ratio
6. Rooster Measuring Abilitiez

[JIBBBY]

^^^^I figured out ROI stands for - return on investment, but what in God's name is ROC? Return on Crap or Capital? Lost once again.....



In gambling I just play by these rules - bet evenly and small on iffy bets, bet larger on sure wins that you cap and have a good feel for.. When the odds get too large parlay them up if you have a strong feel on a couple of fights.. I do the same in MLB and have always done well through the years doing just this....

I don't have fancy terms for play or bank roll management, I don't use spread sheets, I just try and win and understand style matchups.. If you can consistently pick'em right you should win if your betting is balanced and it's not rocket science..

If a streaky gambler like most of us are and winning then bet bigger then normal, if losing bet smaller and NEVER CHASE and empty your bank roll.. Live to play another day and swallow your losses with a smile for that day.... Keep the mental thoughts positive always...

Those are my simple rules and they seem to work well for me.. My problem is I stay too conservative and cash out too often.. Since the posting advice from Nunya I have changed that up though.. We see...

Prop bets are KING and should always be considered... O/U round bets also....

[JIBBBY]

What I find to be helpful when uncertain or on a losing streak is seek out streaking winners as they tend to post during live events, losers don't and won't post.. Nature of the beast.... Pay attention to the posts always during live events... One of the benefits to being on this forum..

I've road a few chaps on a couple of occasions and it paid off when I was not dialed in.... I'm sure a few have trailed me also... I don't mind as I prefer to share.. If I start losing I will let it be known and stop posting during live events..

[brooks85]

Brooks -- Masters focus on R.O.C. vs. R.O.I.

If you don't understand this -- then STFU and fight Rocky.

Pot quiz, hop shots. I wrote a quick quiz for 7-year-olds who want to learn how to gamble. You can all answer, don't worry.

Which of the following (you can select as many as you'd like) is an accurate measure of a gambler's ability?

1. ROI
2. ROC
3. Winning percentage
4. Win-loss ratio
5. Magic parlays

I'll post the answers tomorrow. Brooks, I suggest you participate. Maybe you'll learn something.

And, that's why you two are penetrating idiots. ROC literally has nothing to do with wtf we are talking about you dumb penetrating idiots lol. This is priceless.

[brooks85]

It's funny how hard you guys fight it tho, I guess it can an inside joke im in on with you guys. The few uneducated members in mma subforum who ignore what the rest of the financial world believe. This will be fun.

[brooks85]

Turning a -350 or whatever line into a +600 or whatever line seems pretty focking magical to me, bro. You can do this on a daily basis and you're posting on SBR? What the fock is wrong with you? Bankrupt every major sportsbook in three months and live the life.

I'm not sure if you know what "defend" means, either. You certainly don't understand ROI, for how much you talk about it. Another couple of pages for the Brooks playbook.

Again, showing how desperate you are since I never said anything of the sort and how uneducated when it comes to betting and financing in general. You should always be looking for new vehicles to carry your cash or bets. But, why would you care about that, ROI is stupid, who would want to increase that?

[TheCalculator]

And, that's why you two are penetrating idiots. ROC literally has nothing to do with wtf we are talking about you dumb penetrating idiots lol. This is priceless.

ROC means "return on capital". It means what's your yearly return on your bankroll.

Let's see how sharp you are Jenius (Yes that is Jenius with a capital J, only reserved for the sharpest of clowns).

Who's a better gambler?

Muppet A: Placed 20 bets and made 25% ROI
OR
Muppet B: Placed 2000 bets and made 4% ROI

Assume unit/bet size is the same.

[Keyboard Warrior]

ROC is confusing people because it also means a very specific equation in finance. This is the classic EV vs EG debate rehashed for the millionth time. Just read kelly criterion and move on.

[Tommy Blingshyne]

Speak for yourslf... ive been winning since like the past 5 events

nah I'm speaking especially for guys like you...didnt u win once, claim king, came back to reality and lost it all, quit, came back and lost some more, posted some "locks" that ended up losing too then claimed they were tester bets and not actual bets? cmon guy...be serious...nobody believes you...youre the board whipping boy

[MD]

Turning a -350 or whatever line into a +600 or whatever line seems pretty focking magical to me, bro. You can do this on a daily basis and you're posting on SBR? What the fock is wrong with you? Bankrupt every major sportsbook in three months and live the life.

Again, showing how desperate you are since I never said anything of the sort and how uneducated when it comes to betting and financing in general. You should always be looking for new vehicles to carry your cash or bets. But, why would you care about that, ROI is stupid, who would want to increase that?

Punk was round -350. Anyone who was on punk was on wrong side regardless of how decision went. That's what happens when you twerps side with a manlet. Focking hilarious shit to watch you twink boys lose your fake currency on bad bets.

again

-350 =/= +600

work on your reading comprehension

How much wrong can you be in one post? Seriously. Focking amateur hour.

[TheCalculator]

ROC is confusing people because it also means a very specific equation in finance. This is the classic EV vs EG debate rehashed for the millionth time. Just read kelly criterion and move on.

Don't get involved cause you might get hurt. I'm talking to a muppet named Brooke.

[Crassus]

It's funny how hard you guys fight it tho, I guess it can an inside joke im in on with you guys. The few uneducated members in mma subforum who ignore what the rest of the financial world believe. This will be fun.

The financial world requires such an inordinate amount more information than ROI it isn't even funny. ROI is a ratio that is essentially meaningless alone.

[PaperTrail07]

[marzwoody]

nah I'm speaking especially for guys like you...didnt u win once, claim king, came back to reality and lost it all, quit, came back and lost some more, posted some "locks" that ended up losing too then claimed they were tester bets and not actual bets? cmon guy...be serious...nobody believes you...youre the board whipping boy

If you say so pal.. you can try and speak for me but you will only be laughed at, because you obviously have no clue what bets i make / how much i bet etc.

Your clearly losing otherwise you woudent think everyone else is losing which is fine but dont be so ignorant.

I have never "lost it all" as i have always bet a set amount of extra money reserved for betting on MMA.

I'm not a thick degenerate gambler like some others may be.

I'm doing you the favor of replying to you this time because i generally think your uninformed, but next time you will ignored as per usual.

And the past five events have been simple to make money on. if you coudent maybe you should find a new hobby.

[MD]

If you say so pal.. you can try and speak for me but you will only be laughed at, because you obviously have no clue what bets i make / how much i bet etc.

Your clearly losing otherwise you woudent think everyone else is losing which is fine but dont be so ignorant.

I have never "lost it all" as i have always bet a set amount of extra money reserved for betting on MMA.

I'm not a thick degenerate gambler like some others may be.

I'm doing you the favor of replying to you this time because i generally think your uninformed, but next time you will ignored as per usual.

And the past five events have been simple to make money on. if you coudent maybe you should find a new hobby.

Marzy, I like how much of a c-nt you are when it isn't directed at me. Maybe it's because I had a great day, but you're growing on me. You and JIBBY can be in my crew, as what Sons of Anarchy would call "prospects". You guys will have to sleep with Rocko to move up the ranks though, this life isn't focking easy.

[marzwoody]

Marzy, I like how much of a c-nt you are when it isn't directed at me. Maybe it's because I had a great day, but you're growing on me. You and JIBBY can be in my crew, as what Sons of Anarchy would call "prospects". You guys will have to sleep with Rocko to move up the ranks though, this life isn't focking easy.

Ill be proud to wear the patch. and it would be an honor to sleep with an alpha stud such as rocky. and i know what you mean, but i wasent being a c-nt. the guy thinks that no one on this forum, can / is winning becuz hes not. hes a focking idiot... lol.