UFC 163: Aldo vs Korean Zombie (8-3-13)

[rocky16]

What the fuhk did you just fuhking say about me, you little betch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuhk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuhking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, rooster_eater. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuhking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuhking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuhking dead, kiddo.

Pal, how much coke are you on right now?

[On2TheNext1]

Pal, how much coke are you on right now?

Welcome to the Internet, rocky! So glad you could join us 15yrs later.

[rocky16]

Welcome to the Internet, rocky! So glad you could join us 15yrs later.

Bro, I am the internet.

[mmaed]

Perosh guard game is quite shit, he's great from top though however, but i doubt it'll do him much good against Vinny who is just a way higher player then Perosh. And his mundials medals are @ blue & brown belt level. His pan am is @ purple.

Oh ok, thanks. I didn't know what belt his medals were at. Sideloaded - your the number one troll on the internet. I still address your comment though. I post on these forums in order to get other peoples opinions. That was useful information that he gave me.

[On2TheNext1]

Bro, I am the internet.

And here I thought you were just some old guy with an AOL email addy. (Navy SEAL copypasta is one of the most famous memes on the Internet, bro... and you took it seriously. You did.)

[mirinquads]

Old peope dont understand the internet, leave him alone bro

[rocky16]

And here I thought you were just some old guy with an AOL email addy. (Navy SEAL copypasta is one of the most famous memes on the Internet, bro... and you took it seriously. You did.)

Pal, I was out slamming gash when you were a focking gleam in your old mans eye. I don't have time to remember every focking gay meme created by some phaget on the internet. It's not what I do broski. Shit may be famous for some rice dick twink but for an alpha stud like me, not so much.

[MD]

No dickhead I didn't look at Wikipedia.

This is off Wiki for Perosh: I'm not saying Vinny cant sub him but I wouldn't write off the possibility that Perosh can defend the submission.World Jiu-Jitsu Championship

• 1999 World Jiu-Jitsu Championship Bronze Medalist
• 2003 World Jiu-Jitsu Championship Bronze Medalist

Pan American Championship

• 2000 Pan American Silver Medalist

ADCC Submission Wrestling World Championship

• 5X ADCC World Championship Qualifier

ADCC 2009 South Pacific Champion

• Australian National Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Championships

10X Australian National Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Champion

[PunisherIND]

lol

[On2TheNext1]

Pal, I was out slamming gash when you were a focking gleam in your old mans eye. I don't have time to remember every focking gay meme created by some phaget on the internet. It's not what I do broski. Shit may be famous for some rice dick twink but for an alpha stud like me, not so much.

Brb, making you famous.

[Grabaka]

SBR rocks i loled hard

[On2TheNext1]

Yahya/Clopton props on 5d look right to you?

Yahya ITD +1350

[mmaed]

Sounds legit.

[mmaed]

They fixed it. His line is ridiculous. He should win but -900? Clopton must be pretty terrible. Yahya by submission.

[NunyaBidness]

Yahya/Clopton props on 5d look right to you?

Yahya ITD +1350

Seems about right.

[On2TheNext1]

-245 now

[NunyaBidness]

-245 now

Seems about right.

[GunShard]

Aldo / Machida

[Vaughany]

Korean Zombie hella spotty in the Countdown! Dude might be roiding hard for this one!

[NunyaBidness]

Korean Zombie hella spotty in the Countdown! Dude might be roiding hard for this one!

I know, right?

[Rubber Guard]

Phil Davis/Machida is another instance of terrible match making. Not sure what Joe Silva's deal is, but he doesn't know a good fight if it bit him on the ass. This should be such a barn burner.

[Beelzebubzy]

Not many matchup a available to either guy. They both have to fight a top 10 and no one else is available.

[Das Jax]

Not many matchup a available to either guy. They both have to fight a top 10 and no one else is available.

Pretty much.

[Rubber Guard]

Not many matchup a available to either guy. They both have to fight a top 10 and no one else is available.

I just never understood why they forced Hendo/Machida if winner wasn't getting a title shot and Machida now gets a gimmie fight in Brazil. The 2 guys that split decisioned Hendo should have had their rematch...Rashad and Machida. Thiago Silva vs. Phil??? No instead Thiago Silva is fighting Matt Hamill...

[Dwil125]

I wonder what the ppv rate for this card is going to be, not many good fights on this one.. Prelims are solid though

[NunyaBidness]

I wonder what the ppv rate for this card is going to be, not many good fights on this one.. Prelims are solid though

So many no names on this card I have to rewatch tape everytime I'm looking at lines just to remember which terrible brazilian is involved.

[NunyaBidness]

I'm going to follow Pun's idea and just assume this Thiago Santos is the same one who murdered Prindle's balls.

I don't think it should affect my capping very much.

[PunisherIND]

I'm going to follow Pun's idea and just assume this Thiago Santos is the same one who murdered Prindle's balls.

lol i keep checking for a line for "no contest". would be great value.

[NunyaBidness]

Draw +9000, maybe we just get a point deduction.

Solid capping, ITT!

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Yahya/Clopton props on 5d look right to you?

Yahya ITD +1350

That has to be a typo. I see Yahya securing a choke within 3 rounds.

[goodfellas433]

It was the clopton by dec line flopped. Quickly corrected by dimes.

430 to win 200 on Nunes/gaff under 2.5, I see it ending early.

[NunyaBidness]

I think the won't start rd 3 line is better at -175. Neither have the greatest cardio, the majority of the finishes will occur very early.

[goodfellas433]

Dammit, could have saved 80 bucks.
I think this one as well as a couple others may be done within the first.

[NunyaBidness]

Doesn't start rd 2 is +145.

[goodfellas433]

Might hit that...I always worry about people just feeling each other out too long on that prop tho