The highly cerebral bets of Sacrelicious

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 01:19 AM

Ziggler sidelined with severe concussion following the Smackdown taping on Tuesday, heard rumors of it yesterday, it was confirmed today.

Unless he can pass impact testing showing that he has fully recovered, he will be pulled from the PPV.

For those who bet on Ziggler, don't worry, you won't lose the bet. Worst case (and in all honestly, the most likely) scenario is that he fails the testing and is pulled from the PPV card, and we all miss out on ridiculously easy money. As it stands, until he passes the testing he is barred from any in ring action, so he won't be losing the match.

No details of what caused it have been released, and in all likelihood it will be edited out of the Smackdown broadcast. Swagger has a reputation of being a very, very stiff worker, on RAW it looked like he damn near killed everyone with those ladder spots he did. If, as I suspect, this was a result of him botching a spot or being overly aggressive, it does not bode well for him.

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 02:46 AM

Unreal, there goes a good chunk of my months rent money, suppose I'll have to pay for it out of my actual income instead of my degenerate gambling winnings.

Terrible situation, I was hoping to use that money to pay a hooker to give me a rimjob, but alas, the fates can be cruel.

These are sad days for Sacrelicious.

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:02 AM

Dolph Ziggler? WTF

Super Porky would smash him

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by Grabaka

Dolph Ziggler? WTF

Super Porky would smash him

That guy must like pork.

As it stands right now, Ziggler needs to pass impact testing or he is barred from being in the ring.

It is highly doubtful he will pass that in time for the PPV, which sucks, because the whole point of that match was that Ziggler would bump like a madman and win, it was supposed to be there for him to go over and move on.

As I said, if you bet on Ziggler, there is no need for worry, at all. If he does not pass the testing, he will simply be removed from the match and the bet will be canceled, but god damn, that was an easy pay day for some of us blue collar bettors.

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:05 AM

Negro Casas was my favorite ever.
You know...guys with swagger.

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by Grabaka

Negro Casas was my favorite ever.
You know...guys with swagger.

Unreal.

I was more of a Mantaur guy:

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 03:10 AM

But realistically, the best of all time was "The Shockmaster"

WWE

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-debut-of-the-shockmaster-11514856

If you have never seen this, I highly recommend viewing this.

I can't post it in video format because it has been removed from Youtube, but this is the greatest pro wrestling video ever.

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:13 AM

Great luchadores in MMA

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:15 AM

Super Porky in MMA

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:17 AM

A hueeeevo!!!!!

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by Grabaka

A hueeeevo!!!!!

English, mon frere.

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:20 AM

One of the greatest matchups ever produced!

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by Sacrelicious

English, mon frere.

It means "for my balls" like a battlecry!
Its on the first video....they keep singing "a hueeevo!!!"

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:25 AM

I always lol at 3:35 when the mexican flips the finger at the japanese and japanese flips him back.

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 03:25 AM

Originally posted by Grabaka

It means "for my balls" like a battlecry!
Its on the first video....they keep singing "a hueeevo!!!"

I have a sneaking suspicion that if I were ever to get into a fight again and I screamed at the guy "FOR MY BALLS!, FOR MY BALLS!, FOR MY GODDAMN BALLS!", he may back off.

Much appreciated, I now have a new battle cry.

**Grabaka** · 05-10-13, 03:34 AM

I agree amigo. Its like a modern "make my day"

**Sacrelicious** · 05-10-13, 03:40 AM

"FOR MY BALLS! FOR MY BALLS!, Tell me, what the hell you looking at ?! You wanna start something?! IT WILL BE FOR MY BALLS! MY BALLS ARE ON THE LINE!"

Unreal, this is good shit.

I'm gonna troll someone on the downtown strip in the near future.

**NunyaBidness** · 05-11-13, 05:11 PM

Maybe I missed you talking about it, but where did this Mark Henry line open at and what and what are your thoughts.

**Sacrelicious** · 05-12-13, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Maybe I missed you talking about it, but where did this Mark Henry line open at and what and what are your thoughts.

Not sure where it opened at, I have been so busy with work I missed the opener.

I have really no thoughts on it at all, its a throwaway prelim match with almost no back story and a shitty build. A bit surprised Sheamus is this heavily favored, but then again, not really.

Probably will just feed him this win. I guess for someone who is not risk adverse, it might be worth a play on Mark Henry, but I have neither seen nor heard anything that would suggest he is winning this match.

**Beelzebubzy** · 05-12-13, 07:48 AM

Henry just re upped his contract and Vince was so happy they ha him going over at WM
my opinion is that they need heels for cena if cena wins then Henry should go over

**Sacrelicious** · 05-12-13, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

Henry just re upped his contract and Vince was so happy they ha him going over at WM
my opinion is that they need heels for cena if cena wins then Henry should go over

Henry very well could go over here, as I said, if a person is not particularly risk adverse, the play to make here is on Mark Henry.

I personally won't be betting on it, but it is solid. I doubt they would have him in a main event feud with Cena though, I think The Shield or a returning Punk will be more likely, but I suppose you never know.

**pouyasophy** · 05-12-13, 03:35 PM

**getlucky2win** · 05-13-13, 12:37 PM

what do u think about randy orton -210?

**Vaughany** · 05-13-13, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Sacrelicious

Henry very well could go over here, as I said, if a person is not particularly risk adverse, the play to make here is on Mark Henry.

I personally won't be betting on it, but it is solid. I doubt they would have him in a main event feud with Cena though, I think The Shield or a returning Punk will be more likely, but I suppose you never know.

You thinking Over 2.5? or is it Over 1.5?!

**Vaughany** · 05-13-13, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by getlucky2win

what do u think about randy orton -210?

cant do it as I capped him at -209. Big fan of the "Legend Killer" though

**Sacrelicious** · 05-13-13, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by getlucky2win

what do u think about randy orton -210?

Not much, I think he is about -400 now.

This is a filler match with a poor build, there is nothing storyline or otherwise to give any indication going forward of where each character is going, nor is there any reason that either one needs to win this match.

Randy Orton will probably win, but I'm not betting on this.

**Sacrelicious** · 05-14-13, 12:56 AM

Ziggler removed from the PPV.

So much for an easy 300 bucks.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 05-14-13, 12:13 PM

Man, I gotta keep en eye on this thread.

Good working hitting those opening lines, Sac!

MD · 05-15-13, 03:42 PM

I'm contacting 5D support as we speak to try and get the Ziggler bets refunded. Need more moniez in my 5D account. Ain't nobody got time fo dis.

**mirinquads** · 05-15-13, 05:59 PM

Just watched wrestling for the first time. I liked when the Golden shower threw the one Viking guy into the other viking guys crotch after positioning him on the fence. Him and the big black dude won alll that shit.

Colour me impressed.

**Beelzebubzy** · 05-15-13, 06:47 PM

Brock is the play

MD · 05-15-13, 07:38 PM

Oh shi-

I just contacted 5D support again and they're putting me onto Tony.

MD · 05-15-13, 07:48 PM

He's not cancelling the wagers because he doesn't believe the event is really cancelled.

Tony: you really believe what you read?
Tony: guy will probably show up with a bloody bandage over his head and participate

Pretty nice guy to talk to. Obviously no-nonsense, but helpful and direct.

**Thor4140** · 05-15-13, 08:00 PM

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**Thor4140** · 05-15-13, 08:01 PM

Actually Swagger kicked him in the face lol.