Oakland Athletics/Seattle Mariners late night degenerate in-game...

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:29 AM

Line drive to first.

Inning over.

We head to the top of the third in a scoreless, sleep inducing game.

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 04:29 AM

What time is it in Japan?

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:30 AM

6:30 pm

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:31 AM

I can guarantee that the Angels take 3 of 4 when the A's visit here in a couple weeks.

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 04:31 AM

I have a feeling this game will explode soon

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:31 AM

This umpire has a huge strike zone.

Who is he? I'm pretty sure he has the under.

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:32 AM

Belt high fast ball down the middle... pop up behind first. This is bad

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:32 AM

One out. Lazy pop up to second base.

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 04:33 AM

Like Hiroshima

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:34 AM

Two outs.

Bartolo Colon has spent the winter turning into Roger Clemens.

MagicDiceFlow · 03-29-12, 04:34 AM

just wanted to say howdy and its 4:33am here in Houston .....peace out.

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Like Hiroshima

At least it would cancel our over bets.

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:35 AM

Bartolo is down in the zone, working both sides of the plate, and has some movement... Is it 2005?

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by MagicDiceFlow

just wanted to say howdy and its 4:33am here in Houston .....peace out.

Good morning.

Inning over.

Nine up and nine down against Bartolo.

It's as if he has been reincarnated as Christy Mathewson.

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Two outs.
Bartolo Colon has spent the winter turning into Roger Clemens.

Nope just found the time machine... its 2005 baby

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by dodger33

Bartolo is down in the zone, working both sides of the plate, and has some movement... Is it 2005?

Do you have the over, too?

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by MagicDiceFlow

just wanted to say howdy and its 4:33am here in Houston .....peace out.

Peace.

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:37 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

Do you have the over, too?

A's first five ML, A's ML

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:37 AM

This is like watching a game in Wrigley Field with the wind blowing in at 65 mph.

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:38 AM

One out, bottom of the third. Just another lazy ground ball to third.

Shocking, really.

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 04:38 AM

I think the players are still jet lagged

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:39 AM

The only thing that could save my over bet right now is if George Zimmerman ran onto the field and started shooting the black players.

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:40 AM

Another pop out.

Two outs.

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

This is like watching a game in Wrigley Field with the wind blowing in at 65 mph.

Has a ball made it out of the infield?

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by The Giant

The only thing that could save my over bet right now is if George Zimmerman ran onto the field and started shooting the black players.

Possible...or the big zoned ump needs to catch a foul ball off the nuts

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:43 AM

Groundout to shortstop.

Another 1-2-3 inning.

Bed is suddenly starting to look good.

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 04:43 AM

I can't believe you bet the over

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:44 AM

Originally posted by dodger33

Possible...or the big zoned ump needs to catch a foul ball off the nuts

They could just use three umpires, it's not like anyone is getting to second or third base.

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:44 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I can't believe you bet the over

It's Gil's fault. I hate that guy.

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:46 AM

One out.

Line drive smash backhanded by the third baseman. Whatever.

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:47 AM

Two outs.

Seaweed · 03-29-12, 04:48 AM

This is the second most exciting game I am witnessing of this years MLB season

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:49 AM

Safest bet of the night is that you can go to sleep for about 5 hours wake up and it will still be 0-0

The Giant · 03-29-12, 04:50 AM

Inning over. As is my play-by-play.

I will only be reporting back to this thread if a run is scored.

dodger33 · 03-29-12, 04:51 AM

The only way to salvage this night is to go pick up Colon on your fantasy team.