Oakland Athletics/Seattle Mariners late night degenerate in-game...

[The Giant]

Guys, come on in and let's talk about the game.

We can all snuggle under a blanket and watch it together. These are a couple of potential World Series teams battling for AL West supremacy.

This is a can't miss game, and if you're not a baseball fan calling in sick to work tomorrow to watch this game, you just aren't a true fan.

If anyone else has anything they would like to talk about, it's fine by me. We can talk about any pressing topics going on in your life, I'm here to help.

We are moments away from the first pitch.

[The Giant]

For those of you wondering, this game can be seen on MLB TV.

If you have DirecTV, that would be channel 213.

[The Giant]

In the starting lineup, Iricho goes by Iricho now, instead of Ichiro Suzuki.

He is now on the same level as Cher and Madonna. Very impressive.

[The Giant]

Figgins flies out to start the game.

I'm old enough to remember when that loser was a productive major league baseball player.

[Seaweed]

What a brilliant idea

I have been waiting for this game all night, and to have a cozy thread like this to broadcast it is amazing.

I anticipate a high scoring affair.

I don't have a TV so i will be glued to this thread

[dodger33]

Bartolo looking good early

[The Giant]

Strike out Dustin Ackley.

Two outs just like that.

[dodger33]

mlb.tv seaweed... its a must

[dodger33]

1,2,3 top of the first. bot 1 here we come

[The Giant]

Welcome, Seaweed and Dodger33.

Ichiro grounds out to end the inning.

[The Giant]

Dodger33, are you the attractive woman in your avatar?

[dodger33]

Hey Giant is this game on regular tv?

[dodger33]

Dodger33, are you the attractive woman in your avatar?

I wish i was inside of her.... It is Lauren Conrad from the Laguna Beach reality show fame.

[The Giant]

I wish i was inside of her.... It is Lauren Conrad from the Laguna Beach reality show fame.

So you're a woman, and wish you had a strap-on inside of her? That is kinky.

Yeah, the game is on TV. It's on the MLB network. Fly out by Weeks.

[The Giant]

Pennington with a line drive single to center.

One on, one out.

[The Giant]

I feel like Vin Scully.

[The Giant]

Pop out.

Two away, man on first..

Johnny Gomes is up, and he is looking juiced as ever.

[The Giant]

Gomes stares as the pitch comes right down the middle of the plate for a called strike three.

We head to the top of the second, in a scoreless tie.

[dodger33]

Nope sorry to burst your bubble but I am a straight male. You stay up all night or wake up early?

[dodger33]

I feel like Vin Scully.

Speaking of Vin Scully, these announcers are horrible.

[The Giant]

Justin Smoak lines out. One away for Seattle in the second.

[Seaweed]

I'm so nervous

[The Giant]

Nope sorry to burst your bubble but I am a straight male. You stay up all night or wake up early?

Up late.

Are you in LA? I would invite you over, but you said you're straight. Dammit.

Just kidding.

Two outs in the second.

[Seaweed]

The giant your play-by-play commentating makes me feel like I'm in Japan. Do they sell crackers and popcorn in japan? Or rice and squid?

[dodger33]

Man these two teams couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat

[The Giant]

Inning over. We head to the bottom of the second.

Anyone that bet over in this game should run face first into the wall.

Be right back, I need to go find a wall.

[The Giant]

The giant your play-by-play commentating makes me feel like I'm in Japan. Do they sell crackers and popcorn in japan? Or rice and squid?

Samsung televisions.

[dodger33]

The giant your play-by-play commentating makes me feel like I'm in Japan. Do they sell crackers and popcorn in japan? Or rice and squid?

Looked more like rice and squid to me. Runs about 10-12 dollars or like 10,000 yen or something crazy like that.

[dodger33]

Up late.
Are you in LA? I would invite you over, but you said you're straight. Dammit.
Just kidding.
Two outs in the second.

Up late in LA area as well. I am at work. I need to leave soon as I need to be back at 9am.

[The Giant]

Kurt Suzuki seems right at home for this Japan game. Not sure why...

He grounds out to short, what a loser.

[dodger33]

Hey Giant and Seaweed... Over/Under 3 total hits in the game?

[The Giant]

Up late in LA area as well. I am at work. I need to leave soon as I need to be back at 9am.

If you're leaving, take it easy. Drive safely.

Two outs already.

[The Giant]

Hey Giant and Seaweed... Over/Under 3 total hits in the game?

Under for the max.

[dodger33]

A's are making vargas look like Kershaw...

[dodger33]

End 2.. i may be able to catch all 9 if i stay 15 more minutes