Linesmakers love FAT DAVE's ROOSTER!!! -8.5, -2800 and -2.5 S (-235) ... LHM!!!!

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My goodness! I feel like Aunt Jemima on a hot day in the south when dem pancakes pop out of the oven:


LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! UMMMM UMMM UMMMMMMMM .....UM UMMMMMMM!!!!



Fat Dave is almost 30. Doesn't matter if he's playing a blind rabbi on the tennis court, he always makes for high drama.


+8.5, +2.5 sets (+210) ....


Not looking forward to a 3-0 stomping of Fed on David in the 2R.

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all just leans.. b/c nothing fantastic stands out

Ungar +8.5, -101
Ungar +2.5S, +205

Bellucci -3, -116 .......... Troicki to look like a bitch out there?

Kamke +10.5, +101 ..... Fed to not give a shit and just walk around mindlessly like he sometimes in these opening matches
.................................. (solid upside. lose by 1.5 game absolute max, but likely lose by 1/2 or be a winner)

Clement +113 ............. Bogomolov looks worse than Arod. Clement to get this done with his cane and wheelchair

Serra/FLO ^37.5.......... Impossible 3-0 win for FLO here. Will be a bitch as usual. 4S or more here. Ttl lose by a few games or cruise

Zeballos ALL DAY ......... Will work Prodon's anus early and often... so much so that protons will be flying out of it. Zebs go 3-0 on the .................................. S and get that +176??? Maybe

Isner ^34, +108 ........... everything bout this line smells like holy hell, side/total/ml u name it. Izzy can't be trusted. see a 4-setter
................................... here, which would be a holy lock for the over. could squeak out the over in 3 sets

Dolgo ^35.5, -110......... wta bitch. and a -6 cap on that hoe? give that long-haired powder puff a vagina and just put him in WTA

Tomic -390 *NO* .......... another primadonna. line says everything. +338 ML on Hidey-Hidey Ho Maurer.

Giraldo/Falla ................. in the same pod? don't tell me this draw isn't fukking rigged. just like the Fed/Fat Dave 2R matchup

Roanic -7.5 *NO* .......... gtfo here! how can u trust such a bet? Big Dick Serve on clay -7.5????? come on! doggy style HC



Human vs. Non-Human MOTD......... Makarova/Stephens...... UNDER 20


live betting will be where it's at. just can't find a pure enuff edge to bet on any of these matches. soon, tho

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Ungar +8.5, -101
Ungar +2.5S, +205
Bellucci -3, -116
Kamke +10.5, +101
Clement +113
Serra/FLO ^37.5 (RET)
Zeballos ALL DAY


Isner ^34, +108
Dolgo ^35.5, -110
Tomic -390 *NO*
Roanic -7.5 *NO*

Makarova/Stephens...... UNDER 20

damn! looks like I should've bet these. not one has lost yet

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Should've added Mattek-Sands ML. She's rolling Lisicki early ... American women are suddenly unstoppable this week. haha.