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  • StraitShooter
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-22-09
    • 10464

    #1
    A reason not to bet Serena
    Anyone who wants to play the racial game here take your shit elsewhere

    This is a simple observation I have made since I joined the Army 28 years ago

    When I was in basic training, the drill instructors would walk in the barracks at 4 am and turn the lights on. If you did not wake up immediately from the lights and the noise they would flip your bunk over with you still inside it. I will never forget the sight of the black GI who slept in the bunk across from me. They flipped his bunk and he did not wake up until he was 3 feet in the air. Can you freakin imagine waking up from your sleep to find yourself 5 feet in the air and falling. I swear to God I witnessed the whole thing. The drill instructors would yell "Airbourne!!"

    I have served side by side with many races and do not give a shit about a man`s color. But blacks are what I call -Sleepyheads

    I witnessed countless numbers of times black guys falling asleep in the service. From pure exhaustion. More than whites. Then years later, I noticed that they do not perform well in sports when traveling to other countries where your body tells you its 3 am, but the clock says 8pm. I have seen this numerous times in boxing and even think it may have affected some of our Olympic basketball teams. I dont give a shit if you have acclimated your body to the time difference. They just are not themselves. On the other hand the Belgian will be ruthless. My only fear for Henin is she may succombe to the pressure of the Center ring while playing perhaps the greatest female tennis player of all time.

    Either way..I hope we get a great match

    with this said...I have just bet Henin..every damn time in my life when I go against the sisters I lose..and every time I take them..they lose..Venus screwed me so bad the other night I still have a severe case of hemmoroids..

    So in the end..Serena will look at the camera, smile at me and say -"Got you again MFER"

    I wont see this happen though..you can be damn sure I turn off the tv before she gives her victory scream and fist pump at 530 am this morning..

    On the other hand..when the moon is full..my life always seems to be a bit enhanced..

    Be back when the dust settles
  • Domestic
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-10-09
    • 6323

    #2
    Also taking Henin.
    Lets do this.
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    • StraitShooter
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-22-09
      • 10464

      #3
      Originally posted by Domestic
      Also taking Henin.
      Lets do this.
      I will admit..I am scared
      I just feel if I took Serena she would lose..and if I bet against her she will win..But I have to bet..It is my life and I live for these magical moments
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      • Domestic
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-10-09
        • 6323

        #4
        Originally posted by StraitShooter
        I will admit..I am scared
        I just feel if I took Serena she would lose..and if I bet against her she will win..But I have to bet..It is my life and I live for these magical moments
        I know the feeling well.
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        • Shortstop
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-02-09
          • 27281

          #5
          Shooter, when does this match start?
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          • PAPSMEAR
            SBR MVP
            • 02-13-09
            • 2581

            #6
            this will be a fizzer. most finals are. particularly female finals. it'll be 2 sets. 6-2 6-3 type result. which way not certain. probably in favour of henin. slight lean. other option is SW retires hurt. she is bandaged up like a mommy pre match so the excuse is all ready to roll if she gets behind a set and a break
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            • PAPSMEAR
              SBR MVP
              • 02-13-09
              • 2581

              #7
              Originally posted by Shortstop
              Shooter, when does this match start?
              3-5 minutes time
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              • Shortstop
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-02-09
                • 27281

                #8
                Originally posted by PAPSMEAR
                3-5 minutes time
                Thanks PAP!
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                • timbo46
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 11-30-09
                  • 296

                  #9
                  Foot fault!!!
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                  • StraitShooter
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-22-09
                    • 10464

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PAPSMEAR
                    this will be a fizzer. most finals are. particularly female finals. it'll be 2 sets. 6-2 6-3 type result. which way not certain. probably in favour of henin. slight lean. other option is SW retires hurt. she is bandaged up like a mommy pre match so the excuse is all ready to roll if she gets behind a set and a break
                    I saw someone post Serena would never quit..If Justine is kicking her ass she will quit

                    Remember the Grand Slam a few years ago..Amalie Mauresmo was hitting the ball better than she ever did in her life..an angry dyke on steroids..Henin pretended to have a tummy ache and the rest is history
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                    • Domestic
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-10-09
                      • 6323

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PAPSMEAR
                      this will be a fizzer. most finals are. particularly female finals. it'll be 2 sets. 6-2 6-3 type result. which way not certain. probably in favour of henin. slight lean. other option is SW retires hurt. she is bandaged up like a mommy pre match so the excuse is all ready to roll if she gets behind a set and a break
                      Australian Open certainly has a history of pathetic women's finals.
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                      • StraitShooter
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-22-09
                        • 10464

                        #12
                        Originally posted by timbo46
                        Foot fault!!!
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                        • Domestic
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-10-09
                          • 6323

                          #13
                          Some terrible miss hits early.
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                          • Shortstop
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 01-02-09
                            • 27281

                            #14
                            Let's go Henin!
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                            • StraitShooter
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-22-09
                              • 10464

                              #15
                              i hate her #*&#&*$ @^%$
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                              • THEGREAT30
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-04-08
                                • 8970

                                #16
                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                Anyone who wants to play the racial game here take your shit elsewhere

                                This is a simple observation I have made since I joined the Army 28 years ago

                                When I was in basic training, the drill instructors would walk in the barracks at 4 am and turn the lights on. If you did not wake up immediately from the lights and the noise they would flip your bunk over with you still inside it. I will never forget the sight of the black GI who slept in the bunk across from me. They flipped his bunk and he did not wake up until he was 3 feet in the air. Can you freakin imagine waking up from your sleep to find yourself 5 feet in the air and falling. I swear to God I witnessed the whole thing. The drill instructors would yell "Airbourne!!"

                                I have served side by side with many races and do not give a shit about a man`s color. But blacks are what I call -Sleepyheads

                                I witnessed countless numbers of times black guys falling asleep in the service. From pure exhaustion. More than whites. Then years later, I noticed that they do not perform well in sports when traveling to other countries where your body tells you its 3 am, but the clock says 8pm. I have seen this numerous times in boxing and even think it may have affected some of our Olympic basketball teams. I dont give a shit if you have acclimated your body to the time difference. They just are not themselves. On the other hand the Belgian will be ruthless. My only fear for Henin is she may succombe to the pressure of the Center ring while playing perhaps the greatest female tennis player of all time.

                                Either way..I hope we get a great match

                                with this said...I have just bet Henin..every damn time in my life when I go against the sisters I lose..and every time I take them..they lose..Venus screwed me so bad the other night I still have a severe case of hemmoroids..

                                So in the end..Serena will look at the camera, smile at me and say -"Got you again MFER"

                                I wont see this happen though..you can be damn sure I turn off the tv before she gives her victory scream and fist pump at 530 am this morning..

                                On the other hand..when the moon is full..my life always seems to be a bit enhanced..

                                Be back when the dust settles
                                I used to think you had some insight. You have fallen into the trap with others. I don't believe a thing you write about the Army or any of that hogwash, just a way for you to spew stereotypes. Good day.
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