So late last night, I parlayed...

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Two tennis players I've never heard of. I don't even really follow the sport outside of the major events. I do this sometimes. I get really tired and either start buying expensive stuff online or making bets on events I have no clue about. Whatever, it's funny.

Now I've got a bunch of money on a parlay of some guy (I had to check this morning to see if it was a guy or a girl) named Ti Chen and some other guy named Evgeny Elistratov. It's fine.

What's not fine is that this is some c class tennis tournament and I can't even find the scores. Are these guys winning? Where do I find this in real time? Tennis fans, help.

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I should also add that I'm not internet retarded. The best I could come up with was, oh you know, the fccking tournament circuit's website... which of course is having a host of syntax errors. Clearly this stuff is taken seriously.

http://www.itftennis.com/procircuit/tournaments/men's-tournament/info.aspx?tournamentid=1100034169

I've exhausted the known internet. I'll hit the deep web next but half of those "tennis match streaming here" links are really just scat cp, and those are pretty much the two things I am most against/disinterested in when it comes to porn.

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Ti Chen won not sure about the other guy.

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http://itfprocircuit.tennis-live-scores.com/scoreboard.aspx?tid=M-FU-ISR-03A-2016

Eli is tied 1-1 sets and the play was interrupted. Good luck.

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link didnt work. go to itftennis.com Expand men on right side. Go to live scores for Israel F3. Change date to tomorrow.

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Thank you. I knew it would take a genius, and look who showed up.

Where are all my fellow Evgeny supporters dropping big bucks on our favorite Russian semi pro tennis player?

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These guys ever gonna finish this match?