Who takes down Ass Picker?

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  • riffraff24
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-20-11
    • 7234

    #1
    Who takes down Ass Picker?
    I have a strong feeling that Nadal will get dropped like the stinky turd he's been lookin for in that crack he keeps picking. Probably not vs Dimitrov but anyone else think next round might be his last?
  • tipsadontlikehim
    SBR MVP
    • 11-14-13
    • 2569

    #2
    Murray is the only one
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
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      • innn
        SBR Sharp
        • 08-31-10
        • 492

        #4
        brilliantly put in this story: http://theopenend.com/2010/09/14/raf...mes-per-match/


        Rafael Nadal has an obsession with his bunghole. Rafa gets intimate with his bunghole. He picks this region 3-7 times before beginning each point, and 2-4 times after ending each point. I don’t know if he constantly has a wedgie, or if he has a perpetual itch deep down in there he can never quite reach – a metaphorical itch.

        But I do know that after he picks this spot his next queer mannerism is using these dirty fingertips to clamp his nostrils together and comb his eyebrows and arch his hair over his ear, effectively wiping his face with bunghole molecules.
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        • riffraff24
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-20-11
          • 7234

          #5


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