The Parlay to End All Parlays

[Hardcoar]

Gulbis @ 1.62
Jerzy @ 1.4

Since a parlay just wouldn't be the same without that favorite @ shitty odds sporting a 50 % risk of losing:

C-Moon @ 1.11

At least that should give the play a single shred of a losing chance...

Parlay @ 2.51.

[Hardcoar]

threads!

Moooooooooar threeeeeeads!!!!!

Edit: Y U NO WORK CAPS!?!?!?!?!? :'(

Edit 2: Y U DECIDE TO WORK NOW CAPS!?!?!?!?!? :|

[ohumad]

That's way too safe. Throw in Djoker to win it all and then I will be impressed.

[Hardcoar]

Between you, me, this forum, and the rest of the world, I think "outsiders" ("the field" a.k.a anyone but Djokobo/Nadal) have a fantastic opportunity to bring this FO home, more so than they've had for the past ten years or so. Only problem is, all the people likely to actually FK Djokodal UP are in the bottom half of the draw. So rather than giving the pair a tough time they'll be bickering amongst eachother over the scraps.

I guess it's up to Baggs' and Jerzy!

Next year please don't let Sharapova decide the men's draw. Sigh...

It's not gonna be Dimitrov though. He's not winning a major anytime soon. It's physically impossible.

[Hardcoar]

We're in business!

[Hardcoar]

Now things are starting to get interesting!

[Hardcoar]

Will Gulbis turn it on and FK Le Monf up!?

[Hardcoar]

Apparently yes. He didn't even wait until 4:th.

Let's hope he can take 3:rd!

[Hardcoar]

Monfils is excellent at concealing his shots, completely unlike Gulbis.

[Hardcoar]

This is some quality tennis right here. Match went from shit to quality shit in a set!

[Hardcoar]

Meanwhile, Kamke and Wozniacki being televised. 'Cause that's what people really want to watch!

[Hardcoar]

Engage fortune mode.

[Hardcoar]

Gulbis just jacking it now.

Is he a spent force at this point or is it all in his mind?

[Hardcoar]

Now he's really jackin' it!

[Hardcoar]

WP Monfils! – What would Jerzy do Gulbis!? – Congratulations Monfils backers (A.K.A OUMADBRAH!?!?!?!?)!

I should have realized I was doomed the second I decided to go make a favorites parlay.