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Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

Rough start for Carlos.

Can he grab some gamezzzzz, or is Rafa in killer mode again? I should probably go watch this one...

FK that! I'm gonna grab me some Jarkko!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:39 AM

Serving for the set. Berlocq to break @ 13? You bet!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:40 AM

You really need to hold Becky! Come on!!!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:42 AM

15-40! Can he pull through to get back on serve!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:42 AM

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RAIK!

Rafa broken to 15. More kexx$$ for me!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:43 AM

C-moon decides to show up today. I'm glad to see he seems to have got back into it!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:44 AM

Paire about to FK Archichoke up!

Jbmtisestru · 04-24-13, 09:46 AM

Fk Nadal what a pussy bitch

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:46 AM

Please hold this time Becky. Don't gift the set AGAIN!!!!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Jbmtisestru

penetrate Nadal what a pussy bitch

Pussy bitch in terms of his game and mind is hardly what I'd call Nadal, but he does seem like a bit of a pussy bitch as a person, when you hear him talk and act off court.

He sure choked serving for the set though. Works every time...

Jbmtisestru · 04-24-13, 09:48 AM

Nadal is a soft bitch is basically what I'm trying to say. Novak banged his girlfriend too

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:48 AM

Becky failing to serve it out again. Well played...

At least one out of three BPs saved. Hopes = low.

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:49 AM

Wow! Two great serves and Petra doesn't fail to disappoint on the last one.

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:50 AM

Another FK-up by Beck and it's another BP. Sigh...

CAN BITCHES PLEASE HOLD!?

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:52 AM

Luckily, "bitches can't hold" is a game with two players...

Let's see if she can break back (again, sigh...)

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 09:55 AM

Kvitova helps out to get Becky the break back.

NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A SINGLE HOLD OF SERVE TO WIN THE SET!?

Jbmtisestru · 04-24-13, 09:58 AM

Nadal please blank Berlocq in the 2nd set

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

Kvitova helps out to get Becky the break back.

NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A SINGLE HOLD OF SERVE TO WIN THE SET!?

Of course not. What, am I a damn retard?

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:01 AM

How about putting some of your insane talent to use instead of following the anal insertion precedent set by Tomic earlier today, Pear?

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:03 AM

Beck up by five in the break.

I know this is the WTA tour, but can she really choke this set away now?

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:03 AM

Kvitova to take eight straight points?

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:04 AM

Nope.

Why was it necessary going to a tiebreak in the first place? Couldn't you just have won 6-2 instead? :S

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:07 AM

Why do they always call in the coaches at every opportunity? Do they themselves feel they need a man to tell them what to do? Don't they feel pathetic enough already? :O

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:17 AM

Game two of C-Moon–Jarkko finally concludes...

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:20 AM

So is this it, pear? Is this the three games down you decided you didn't want to end up like Tomic? Did you realize that would only serve to strengthen the stereotype of French people and homosexuality?

Or did Achichoke just decide it was that time of year again? <3

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:21 AM

Jarkko looking sharp.

COME ON BECKY!!!!!

Jbmtisestru · 04-24-13, 10:24 AM

I just wanna send out a big FUK U to Rafael the soft bitch Nadal for being the bitch that he is

Salute

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

So is this it, pear? Is this the three games down you decided you didn't want to end up like Tomic? Did you realize that would only serve to strengthen the stereotype of French people and homosexuality?

Or did Achichoke just decide it was that time of year again? <3

It looks like one of the two has occured. Whichever one's good.

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:28 AM

How do you intend to beat Kvitova if you can't hold serve, nor convert break points, Becky? Even an UE-machine can only spew out so many errors...

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

How do you intend to beat Kvitova if you can't hold serve, nor convert break points, Becky? Even an UE-machine can only spew out so many errors...

Oh of course – TIE BREAKS!

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Hardcoar

How about putting some of your insane talent to use instead of following the anal insertion precedent set by Tomic earlier today, Pear?

Originally posted by Hardcoar

So is this it, Pear? Is this the three games down you decided you didn't want to end up like Tomic? Did you realize that would only serve to strengthen the stereotype of French people and homosexuality?

Or did Achichoke just decide it was that time of year again? <3

Originally posted by Hardcoar

It looks like one of the two has occured. Whichever one's good.

Something gives me the feeling it's a little bit of both. I'll take it!

I really, REALLY wish there was video coverage of this match. : (

Hardcoar · 04-24-13, 10:32 AM

Pablo at it again: Gifting three points to go *0-40, only to choke and gift the break eventually anyway. <3

Jbmtisestru · 04-24-13, 10:32 AM

I really fukin hate you Nadal. You soft bitch. Novak owns you too, how do his nuts taste in your mouth?

Jbmtisestru · 04-24-13, 10:35 AM

Missed the handicap by a half game. You motherfuker Nadal

mtc44380 · 04-24-13, 10:36 AM

Paireeeeeee!!!!!!