AZARENKA ML is a LOCK / Both Dogs Won't Win

[ThaTopMoron]

After winning 3 threads in 3 nights on huge ML favorites in tennis.

Then following that up the next 2 nights with winners in set betting with +250 Joker 3-1 and +750 on Fed winning 3-2

Time to go back to the ML and slam Azarenka, both big dogs won't win tonight! no way do 3 of the huge women favorites all lose in a span of 24 hours!

Serena/Pova and the #1 all go down in flames? NO WAY

It's worth the risk. Going for 6-0 in 6 nights with Tennis threads!

Don't make me look stupid Azarenka!

[WAR BUCKS]

gl stevens wins

[ThaTopMoron]

gl stevens wins

i will smash something then, probably this old DVD player i have laying around but never use anymore

[Ontnr]

Time to go back to the ML and slam Azarenka, both big dogs won't win tonight! no way do 3 of the huge women favorites all lose in a span of 24 hours!

Hm, so following this logic I should always bring a bomb when I travel by plane, for the chances of there being two bombs on the same plane has to be astronomical..

GL though, I don't think Stephens has any chance today..Stephens has a very fragile game, and difficult conditions (heat, light) can make it a 6-3 6-0 type of match..

[yisman]

Hm, so following this logic I should always bring a bomb when I travel by plane, for the chances of there being two bombs on the same plane has to be astronomical..

yep, here's the full joke

A statistic professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation.
"I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!"
"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane."
"So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!"
"Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."
"And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?"
"You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."

[ThaTopMoron]

Hm, so following this logic I should always bring a bomb when I travel by plane, for the chances of there being two bombs on the same plane has to be astronomical..

GL though, I don't think Stephens has any chance today..Stephens has a very fragile game, and difficult conditions (heat, light) can make it a 6-3 6-0 type of match..

yeah the young 19 year old got her big win... she is done. i saw it in her face when interviewed. she was just so happy JUST to be in the final 4. then with Pova going down... it was a lock. probability in my favor. only way is for azarenka to lose because of injury.

[ThaTopMoron]

7-0 tennis threads in 7 nights!

[ttwarrior1]

im 15-1 but u see no brag thread by me, easy stuff

[ThaTopMoron]

im 15-1 but u see no brag thread by me, easy stuff

yeah, seems too easy lol

[ttwarrior1]

azarenka hurt

[Cuse0323]

WTF, she's gonna fckin meltdown and lose this shit.

[yisman]

what happened on that azarenka double fault? the second serve looked in. Did she step on the line or something?

[Cuse0323]

Unreal, this girl is freaking out and gonna choke this away. Calm the fck down for fcks sake.

[therealdealau]

Relax boys, Renka will end this.

[Cuse0323]

Fck this, she's done. Bipolar crazy biotch

[MUHerd37]

Vika choking like hell

[ThaTopMoron]

this is awesome

bitches are so bad

[ttwarrior1]

instant replay of last night, just a white chick tonight

[Sport_Fish]

wow....dejavu for Stephens.

If she can somehow manage to win this 2nd set....all the momentum will be with her and Aza should be torn mentally

[Tmuston Beltics]

if the medical time out is 3 mins how the fk azarenka already been out 6+ minutes?

[Untied]

How can all the top women in the world be so prone to choking.
Mentally weak bimbos.

[Untied]

Stephens will probably choke also. Haha

[Cuse0323]

Gonna need Stephens to have more unforced errors to win this shit, she has lost her mind.

[MUHerd37]

Vika will probably need Stepehens to choke to win

[Cuse0323]

Thank god, not touching this headcase ever again.

[Ontnr]

Nice. That break back secured both the original game handicap and the hedge. Good job, just enough choking.

[MUHerd37]

Vika will probably need Stepehens to choke to win

And that's how it happened. Vika breaks for the win. Took 6 match points!

[ThaTopMoron]

time to eye down Joker

[ttwarrior1]

wish joker could go down, just to good for ferrer

Azarenka Li should go 3 sets

[thirtytwo]

whether she was really hurt or not, that was a great timeout by azarenka... her brain needed a break after a dozen of blown match points...

she came out calm and collected for that final game and got the job done... exactly how it supposed to be for WTA #1