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    How often do you go for a massage?

    Does it help with relaxation?

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    I suffer from sorrness back and knees recently

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    Donker check in pal

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    have not had one in like 10 years

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    2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.
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    Illini do "they do anything"

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.
    Did you move there? If so how do you like it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.
    how life in vietnam bro

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    I go every 2-3 weeks. 90 mins costs like $150 with tip. No "extras" received.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusherrr View Post
    I go every 2-3 weeks. 90 mins costs like $150 with tip. No "extras" received.
    do you go to thai or chinese one

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    do you go to thai or chinese one
    No. Some hot blonde that also does massage for the WWE wrestlers.

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    never

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    2-3days a week. $7 for 90 minutes in Vietnam. The best massages ever. In America the same thing is 10-15 x that.
    Incredible deal pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Does it help with relaxation?
    Weed, you should have won March POM.

    I have some knowledge on this topic. First off, we're not talking about Rub and Tug.

    I used to work myself to death, still do (sometimes). Massage is great for relaxation. IMHO, it's the best value for $$ you can spend.

    Have to find somebody good, though. If you don't like the service, don't return visit.

    Broadly speaking, two variants to consider. Swedish vs Thai. Swedish is more like a sports-massage. Relaxing but not deep-tissue. Thai is deeper. Thai is more aggressive, a good Thai masseuse will stretch you out.

    Thai is USUALLY 20% more expensive but worth it, IMHO. It's part of my weekly routine. If I DON'T get it, I feel out of sorts and too tight.

    Weed, try it this week. If you find that you don't like it, contact me personally and I'll refund your $$.

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    2-3 times a day

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    Massage girl comes to pur house twice a month- very strong hands and studies to be a doctor- benefits pay for her tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by bozeman View Post
    Massage girl comes to pur house twice a month- very strong hands and studies to be a doctor- benefits pay for her tho
    They just added on massage therapy to my benefit package as well. I look to take full advantage of this service most definitely
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    If you are getting massaged by a dude you are a f\*g. That just seems so broke back mountain to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    If you are getting massaged by a dude you are a f\*g. That just seems so broke back mountain to me.
    Agreed I always ask for a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Agreed I always ask for a woman.
    I as well Jerky. I don't even care if she's a strong fat Russian woman with hairy legs and arms. As long as she has a vag I'm good. Call me old fashion..
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    Only had a true non-sexual massage twice and didn't like it either time. Sure I felt great, but I was creeped out with some chick rubbing all my parts and then no hokie pokie. I need a true massage with a pile driving session afterwards to make me feel ok with it.
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    A happy ending is important after the massage if she is a hot Asian chick. I must can't deny that. That makes or breaks the massage IMO..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Does it help with relaxation?
    Let me guess, Gus is asking for a massage from you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Headsterx View Post
    Let me guess, Gus is asking for a massage from you.

    I fuckin’ knew it, they knew it, we all knew it …
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Saw that the other day looking for porn (impressive)
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    I've been told, or suggested(because doctors just guess and "suggest" vs physically touching you and trying to feel for themselves what you are describing) to try deep tissue massages in order to fix my neck, shoulder, right-side upper back.

    I wasted so much money over a 2 yr span. Tried 3 different ones. One lady was a big ole gal. I thought for sure she would put some muscle into it and really knead my muscles deep, deep down, and get a good stretching out. But, nope. She was as weak and gentle and worthless as the other 2.
    And all said they do Deep Tissue Massage, yet all were constantly trying to offer me - and/or did - perform other methods. That cupping zhit is worthless. All the "special" ointments, essential oils, CBD-infused, are all BS, and a way for them to get away from actually putting in any real physical work.

    I've found better relief - not much, but slightly better, and cheaper - by watching physical therapist vids on YT, and buying various massage guns, rolling sticks, and foam rollers, and just using generic icy hot, along with a combo of otc pain-meds/anti-inflammatories.
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    ^ You need to find a stout Russian named Olga to massage you..

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