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    Doug tushyterror
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    I know for a fact my gf is lying about her HUGE refund despite her denial.

    I don't blame her..I wouldn't admit to a felony either esp. by text but I know 2 people who told me about "what goes on" in that H & R Block.


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    G4's, is that a strip club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    G4's, is that a strip club?
    Good guess

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    that's good doug soon ur gf will have more money than u

    start winning again

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    that's good doug soon ur gf will have more money than u

    start winning again
    Yea but she's worse with money than I am at maintaining a BR. She'll be broke again by summer, asking me to help her out with her daughter's private school tuition. Never fails

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    She seems nice
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    Doug you should bring her to the next bash

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    Are you digging out her ass as you so greatly enjoy ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Yea but she's worse with money than I am at maintaining a BR. She'll be broke again by summer, asking me to help her out with her daughter's private school tuition. Never fails
    Tell her to sing for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Yea but she's worse with money than I am at maintaining a BR. She'll be broke again by summer, asking me to help her out with her daughter's private school tuition. Never fails
    Private school tuition???? How?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Private school tuition???? How?
    Dougy getting played big time

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnuckleHeadz View Post
    Dougy getting played big time
    A knucklehead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Good guess
    this thread is obviously useless without pictures of the refund recipient.

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    Yeah- is the yes form

    Yea- is the celebratory form

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    dump her

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    dougy if she gets that refund let her buy you some things. turn the relationship around.

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    There's a couple of females I know that bring in 9k back on their Federal Return. They've been doing it for the last 5 years. Basic waitress jobs... 2 kids etc. How the fukk are they getting that kind of money? I asked to see a copy of their returns... they won't let me look at it.

    I was just curious as to how they were "stacking" the govt? How are these returns not flagged??? These women aren't even making 20k a year??? How do they get 9k back on Federal Returns?? Single... 2 kids???

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    You never shut up about this dumb broad
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    lets see a pic of her

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    lets see a pic of her
    agreed. i need to see if the ass and titties are big enough for her to use you like this doug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtneer1212 View Post

    this thread is obviously useless without pictures of the refund recipient.
    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    lets see a pic of her
    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    agreed. i need to see if the ass and titties are big enough for her to use you like this doug.
    Sorry fellas she made me promise not to post any pics of her after I showed her the ass pic I posted on here a few months ago. I'll try to find that 1 and repost it.. best I could do.

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    Getting somewhat annoying how much she keeps texting me about her refund. This was actually my "fav." text that I posted in Dec. when she was trying to convince me to get life ins. so she could have me cremated & keep my ashes in her dresser. Probably would've been the EXACT moment to end the relationship right then & there.


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    you should say she hit the tax lottery and let her spend $$$ on something you want. see how she reacts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Doug you should bring her to the next bash
    One would think that would be the last time he sees her.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    There's a couple of females I know that bring in 9k back on their Federal Return. They've been doing it for the last 5 years. Basic waitress jobs... 2 kids etc. How the fukk are they getting that kind of money? I asked to see a copy of their returns... they won't let me look at it.

    I was just curious as to how they were "stacking" the govt? How are these returns not flagged??? These women aren't even making 20k a year??? How do they get 9k back on Federal Returns?? Single... 2 kids???

    Well, we already know they cheat on "tips" that are reported. They would report the bare minimum for that. You ask a good question. My only answer is this is more evidence that your country is "DONE"!

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    uses the world 'lawd' over and over and brags about tax return money....i'll go out on a real limb here and guess she is broke ghetto trash, move on bro

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    Odds that Oscar has put pumped Doug's girlfriend full of jizz before sending her home to cuddle with Doug.

    -500

    Odds that Doug regularly babysits her kid while she is out getting dick.

    -1000

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Odds that Oscar has put pumped Doug's girlfriend full of jizz before sending her home to cuddle with Doug.

    -500

    Odds that Doug regularly babysits her kid while she is out getting dick.

    -1000
    Not like I never stepped out on her so I'd be a hypocrite if I got mad about that (not as if we're married) As long as she don't bring home any STDs & I don't find out about it why even worry about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug tushyterror View Post
    Not like I never stepped out on her so I'd be a hypocrite if I got mad about that (not as if we're married) As long as she don't bring home any STDs & I don't find out about it why even worry about it?
    Not saying you should be worried about it. Glad you understand these chicks are all trash.

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    It's not that difficult if she has kids. Lots of credits to be claimed. I keep my fiance on payroll, she claims one kid, I claim the other. Pay her out of my company $11,000 a year, pays $0 in taxes and gets $4900 back.

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    Earned income tax credit plus two kids under 16 = almost 6k in tax credits.

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    You should garnish her wages pal.

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    Ain't no way I'm letting her come over next week unless she shows me a negative Covid test. As bad as it's been going gambling the last thing I need is this shit. Been getting tested every week at work for the last 3 months negative & that's not about to change over a little fukky sucky.

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    Getting too personal now Dougy but might as well see what happens next...

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