ALERT: I am drunk

**stake1** · 07-29-20, 05:43 PM

Good luck tonite Rudy

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 05:44 PM

I dont need luck

Just players to strike out

but THANKS BRO!

**SamsNCharge99** · 07-29-20, 05:56 PM

Make a video rudy

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 05:59 PM

I have 1 on pornhub sammy

linking it might get me banned

**lonegambler23** · 07-29-20, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

Make a video rudy

this

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 06:24 PM

im not a paid poster like most of you guys think

i have 0 benefit from making a video

**manny24** · 07-29-20, 06:29 PM

Rudy facetime me

**Heltah Skeltah** · 07-29-20, 06:30 PM

Rudy sends me some points sometime you freeloading bitch. I hate posters like that. Always asking put never give back. Lollol
Ohhhhh neelly can't wait for this response.

**SamsNCharge99** · 07-29-20, 06:30 PM

Im not paid either. I post for the entertainment

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-29-20, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

I have 1 on pornhub sammy

linking it might get me banned

Rudy post the video

Let's see what you're working with

**GzaTheGenius** · 07-29-20, 06:49 PM

Same dude left the house at 8 am

Played 45 holes of golf, drank probably 28 beers and a few shots in between

Idk why , my body hurts something fierce

**manny24** · 07-29-20, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by GzaTheGenius

Same dude left the house at 8 am

Played 45 holes of golf, drank probably 28 beers and a few shots in between

Idk why , my body hurts something fierce

SBR Ironman nominated

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Rudy post the video

Let's see what you're working with

I am actually female and a lesbian

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by GzaTheGenius

Same dude left the house at 8 am

Played 45 holes of golf, drank probably 28 beers and a few shots in between

Idk why , my body hurts something fierce

Originally posted by manny24

SBR Ironman nominated

I only played 21 today

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:05 PM

Guys, when I came back from the ban...I was a new calmer person

I'm now just as angry as before, but focused on democrats with the anger because nothing to talk about

You guys will see a new Rudy tomorrow, win or lose

I've turned to buddhism

**GzaTheGenius** · 07-29-20, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by manny24

SBR Ironman nominated

Our last round they were out of carts when we pulled up, but it was 18 dollars and we were drunk so we said penetrate it and tried to walk it, had the ranger drive us after the 7th hole back to the clubhouse lmao

Like 93 degrees out in NY today, long penetrating day

So it was actually only 43 holes, 3 different golf courses,4 different bars

Only 2 birdies though lmao

**Mackballs** · 07-29-20, 07:10 PM

Tremendous

Took under live for 3.77 units

**Mike Huntertz** · 07-29-20, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

I only played 21 today

21 holes partying.....way to go.
No drink for me today as I'm still hungover.
Got a hole in one yesterday and still I'm stunned.
Par 3 115 yards from the whites...Gap wedge....beauty to behold.
I shot an 82 and had a shot at a 79 but got a triple on a par three at 15th.....pressure.
Never shot sub 80 before.
Course is a 72 with slope 119

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Mike Huntertz

21 holes partying.....way to go.
No drink for me today as I'm still hungover.
Got a hole in one yesterday and still I'm stunned.
Par 3 115 yards from the whites...Gap wedge....beauty to behold.
I shot an 82 and had a shot at a 79 but got a triple on a par three at 15th.....pressure.
Never shot sub 80 before.

sounds like a fukkin uscphillyguy tee

no white tee is 115 bro

you better be over 60 to count that as a hole in one

**Otters27** · 07-29-20, 07:32 PM

Good luck Rudy. How long does your drunk last

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Otters27

Good luck Rudy. How long does your drunk last

til 2022

**manny24** · 07-29-20, 07:39 PM

we have many scratch golfers at SBR

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by manny24

we have many scratch golfers at SBR

noone steps up in crunch time manny

only me and dawgy

**jjgold** · 07-29-20, 07:42 PM

Rudy you here in a very bad place right now

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Rudy you here in a very bad place right now

1-1 bottom 5th

that isnt bad

lets just hope it ends before the extra innings rule

**Mike Huntertz** · 07-29-20, 08:02 PM

I thought it was a good shot, maybe I was wrong?

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

sounds like a fukkin uscphillyguy tee

no white tee is 115 bro

you better be over 60 to count that as a hole in one

**GzaTheGenius** · 07-29-20, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

sounds like a fukkin uscphillyguy tee

no white tee is 115 bro

you better be over 60 to count that as a hole in one

One course by me the blue tees are at 115, but it is straight up hill action

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Mike Huntertz

I thought it was a good shot, maybe I was wrong?

holing any shot is a great shot

i dont consider a 115yard shot a hole in one for a normal male golfer

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by GzaTheGenius

One course by me the blue tees are at 115, but it is straight up hill action

wtf is the total yardage and what is par???

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-29-20, 08:47 PM

Rudy is best caddy in SBR

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 08:49 PM

Wow

this was a great call

might go over with the new rules and strategy but goddamn

I am really a genius 45% of the time

I knew it

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Rudy is best caddy in SBR

Arent we all caddies by betting on other dipshits??

**JIBBBY** · 07-29-20, 08:57 PM

Good job on the Under!! Should cash.. https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/oakland...ros-400729118/

Oh and Rudy you're sober stop lying. Bud light is piss water and you know it!!!

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-29-20, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Good job on the Under!! Should cash.. https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/oakland...ros-400729118/

Oh and Rudy you're sober stop lying. Bud light is piss water and you know it!!!

ok clown