1. 06-28-20 07:38 AM #1
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    Any Lawyers at SBR, Please PM me. I NEED your help

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  2. 06-28-20 07:46 AM #2
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    Lol
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  3. 06-28-20 07:54 AM #3
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    Donker w/ Morino in second chair
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  4. 06-28-20 08:02 AM #4
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    law offices of tony_come and realslimshady ride their bikes to court in vegas call it their "green initiative"
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  5. 06-28-20 08:06 AM #5
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  6. 06-28-20 08:23 AM #6
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    Please i have a question
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  7. 06-28-20 08:25 AM #7
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    little deemer
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  8. 06-28-20 08:28 AM #8
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    Edit.
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  9. 06-28-20 09:22 AM #9
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    SBR is nothing but one big collective jailhouse lawyer.

    Post your question in this thread and you will get the advice you need.
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  10. 06-28-20 09:37 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Thank you
    You are guilty. Take the plea deal. They will only pound your ass if you get caught in the shower.
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  11. 06-28-20 09:48 AM #11
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=htCJTPu8GPE
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  12. 06-28-20 09:54 AM #12
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    Baby faced killer Daniel Kelsall is reportedly having sex 'almost every night' in jail

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-programs.html


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  13. 06-28-20 10:08 AM #13
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    No good lawyers here
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  14. 06-28-20 10:08 AM #14
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    Donk will probably happily offer advice. With one catch, as the Joker told Batman in the Dark Knight.........."Sure, you just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are."
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  15. 06-28-20 12:39 PM #15
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    You know there are several different kinds of law, hence different lawyers. You can't just expect every lawyer to know everything about the type of question you're going to ask
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  16. 06-28-20 01:09 PM #16
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    insanity defense
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  17. 06-28-20 01:10 PM #17
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    what did u do seaweed
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  18. 06-28-20 02:36 PM #18
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    the law offices of Dewey Chetum and Howe
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  19. 06-28-20 05:03 PM #19
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    seaweed ask for a pardon
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  20. 06-28-20 05:57 PM #20
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    Try this....
    Free legal advice.

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    If you want a better answer for $20-40 consultation fee try:
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  21. 06-29-20 09:10 AM #21
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  22. 06-29-20 01:02 PM #22
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    alright, weeder, i'll set all the constant ribbing of you aside and seriously answer your question. for my sake, i hope it's like sbr g p said, and it's an area of law I know nothing about..... which I will tell you upfront, and what type of lawyer you need. as GL astutely said, the collective advice given to you by the forum will be probably wrong on the law, but smart in practical application.....

    you can pm me, but as you know mods review those emails, and thus it probably not only breaches confidence, but may waive atty cl privilege..... so, if you're serious, send me your phone number via pm, and I'll call you up.....

    but if you talk in the same creepy, husky, whispery voice you used in that one video that was entirely dark and had nothing but that voice, I will hang up on you immediately.....
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  23. 06-29-20 09:36 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    alright, weeder, i'll set all the constant ribbing of you aside and seriously answer your question. for my sake, i hope it's like sbr g p said, and it's an area of law I know nothing about..... which I will tell you upfront, and what type of lawyer you need. as GL astutely said, the collective advice given to you by the forum will be probably wrong on the law, but smart in practical application.....

    you can pm me, but as you know mods review those emails, and thus it probably not only breaches confidence, but may waive atty cl privilege..... so, if you're serious, send me your phone number via pm, and I'll call you up.....

    but if you talk in the same creepy, husky, whispery voice you used in that one video that was entirely dark and had nothing but that voice, I will hang up on you immediately.....
    I messaged you the question
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  24. 06-29-20 11:15 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I messaged you the question
    They found blood in the trunk of your Yugo and it came back as Grits n' Gravy's? Then news came out that Grits auto donked your woman days before you got arrested.
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  25. 07-01-20 11:39 PM #25
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    another case has been closed.......
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  26. 07-04-20 11:57 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    another case has been closed.......
    LOL Yeah ask Auto-drug-steroid-Donk to help you out! If he loses the case he will threaten to

    beat the DA's ass, have wild sex with the Judge's daughter in a threesome with the opposing attorney's daughter,

    then have a giant drug induced orgy with every party involved until they all gracefully bow out. & you win.
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