Any Lawyers at SBR, Please PM me. I NEED your help

**funnyb25** · 06-28-20, 07:46 AM

Lol

**Booya711** · 06-28-20, 07:54 AM

Donker w/ Morino in second chair

**manny24** · 06-28-20, 08:02 AM

law offices of tony_come and realslimshady ride their bikes to court in vegas call it their "green initiative"

**funnyb25** · 06-28-20, 08:06 AM

**Seaweed** · 06-28-20, 08:23 AM

Please i have a question

**Sam Odom** · 06-28-20, 08:25 AM

little deemer

**hawkeye 16** · 06-28-20, 08:28 AM

Edit.

**grease lightnin** · 06-28-20, 09:22 AM

SBR is nothing but one big collective jailhouse lawyer.

Post your question in this thread and you will get the advice you need.

**mjsuax13** · 06-28-20, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Thank you

You are guilty. Take the plea deal. They will only pound your ass if you get caught in the shower.

**Buckandadime** · 06-28-20, 09:48 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=htCJTPu8GPE

**Sam Odom** · 06-28-20, 09:54 AM

Baby faced killer Daniel Kelsall is reportedly having sex 'almost every night' in jail

Prison sources say murderer Daniel Kelsall has sex with other inmates

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244047/Murderer-having-jail-sex-predators-doesnt-participate-prison-programs.html

Murderer Daniel Kelsall is enjoying life behind bars with so much sex that he's too exhausted to participate in other prison activities at Hunter Correctional Centre, jail sources claim.

**jjgold** · 06-28-20, 10:08 AM

No good lawyers here

**mrpapageorgio** · 06-28-20, 10:08 AM

Donk will probably happily offer advice. With one catch, as the Joker told Batman in the Dark Knight.........."Sure, you just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are."

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 06-28-20, 12:39 PM

You know there are several different kinds of law, hence different lawyers. You can't just expect every lawyer to know everything about the type of question you're going to ask

**manny24** · 06-28-20, 01:09 PM

insanity defense

**cincinnatikid513** · 06-28-20, 01:10 PM

what did u do seaweed

**BrickJames** · 06-28-20, 02:36 PM

the law offices of Dewey Chetum and Howe

**cincinnatikid513** · 06-28-20, 05:03 PM

seaweed ask for a pardon

**Tanko** · 06-28-20, 05:57 PM

Try this....
Free legal advice.

https://www.avvo.com/free-legal-advice
You get what you pay for.

If you want a better answer for $20-40 consultation fee try:
www.Justanswer.com - pick legal link

**pologq** · 06-29-20, 09:10 AM

celino and barnes

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-20, 01:02 PM

alright, weeder, i'll set all the constant ribbing of you aside and seriously answer your question. for my sake, i hope it's like sbr g p said, and it's an area of law I know nothing about..... which I will tell you upfront, and what type of lawyer you need. as GL astutely said, the collective advice given to you by the forum will be probably wrong on the law, but smart in practical application.....

you can pm me, but as you know mods review those emails, and thus it probably not only breaches confidence, but may waive atty cl privilege..... so, if you're serious, send me your phone number via pm, and I'll call you up.....

but if you talk in the same creepy, husky, whispery voice you used in that one video that was entirely dark and had nothing but that voice, I will hang up on you immediately.....

**Seaweed** · 06-29-20, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

alright, weeder, i'll set all the constant ribbing of you aside and seriously answer your question. for my sake, i hope it's like sbr g p said, and it's an area of law I know nothing about..... which I will tell you upfront, and what type of lawyer you need. as GL astutely said, the collective advice given to you by the forum will be probably wrong on the law, but smart in practical application.....

you can pm me, but as you know mods review those emails, and thus it probably not only breaches confidence, but may waive atty cl privilege..... so, if you're serious, send me your phone number via pm, and I'll call you up.....

but if you talk in the same creepy, husky, whispery voice you used in that one video that was entirely dark and had nothing but that voice, I will hang up on you immediately.....

I messaged you the question

**hehfest** · 06-29-20, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I messaged you the question

They found blood in the trunk of your Yugo and it came back as Grits n' Gravy's? Then news came out that Grits auto donked your woman days before you got arrested.

**Auto Donk** · 07-01-20, 11:39 PM

another case has been closed.......

**JoeCool20** · 07-04-20, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

another case has been closed.......

LOL Yeah ask Auto-drug-steroid-Donk to help you out! If he loses the case he will threaten to

beat the DA's ass, have wild sex with the Judge's daughter in a threesome with the opposing attorney's daughter,

then have a giant drug induced orgy with every party involved until they all gracefully bow out. & you win.