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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    caught 9 trout this morning, one short of a limit, and a handful of sand trout.........


    literally passed out at 3:30-4 in the afternoon yesterday, woke up at 7 pm, just in time for a sunset walk with the wife and our pup (now two years old) out on Jamaica Beach........ heading to Surfside this evening to fish and fuk on a secluded beach.....
    Sounds nice until you think you are alone and find this standing over you both

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Now wtf am I supposed to put on my Obama waffles?


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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Sounds nice until you think you are alone and find this standing over you both

    someone tell the young tyke that "I know I can't breath; but her sitting on my face suffocating me to the point of near black out while i wildly masturbate is what gets me off, being the autoeroticasphyxiation freak that I am.... Now get the fuk outta here before I bust this nut and you get hit with "friendly fire"!!!!"

    (maybe I'll paint it on a sign and stick it in the sand next to our blanket before we get started with the queening/FACE SITTING)....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    The colors of the balls in billiards will likely be changed at some point.

    It's racist that the white ball knocks the black ball into the hole.
    It’s also racist that 6 white guys are skating around
    with high quality wooden sticks whacking a poor black puck.

    Nhl looking at orange pucks for all games played in America.

    here in Canada we’re still good with the black pucks.


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    Hope nba and every black sport dies...done

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    Btw, who is prettier white gals or black...prettier in face ?

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    *POOF* conservatives decided they didn't like the free market anymore, because companies in a free market were able to decide things without their say-so.

    This is what happens when a group finally get to sit at the table and have their voices heard.

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    Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack




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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Here we go again . KFC will probably be heart broken


    The breakfast brand Aunt Jemima is removing its logo and will be renamed, amid public outcry that the branding perpetuated a racist stereotype, its parent company said Wednesday.

    Quaker Oats said in a statement that the longtime brand will remove the image of Aunt Jemima from its packaging starting at the end of 2020, and the name change will happen at a later date.

    This thread is a gold mine for some of my one line humor.

    I could crack wise all day, but I'll spare you all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyplayer33 View Post
    Hope nba and every black sport dies...done
    Tell us how you really feel now.

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    Was no good anyways. Natural maple syrup up here in Canada.
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    Jesus Christ. Aunt Jemima was a staple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Was no good anyways. Natural maple syrup up here in Canada.
    Laker, ship me a case. I'm not joking.

    Canada + Vermont the only places to get good maple syrup. Hook me up, do me a solid.

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    Uncle Ben's rice to change brand as part of parent company's stance against racism

    The announcement from Mars Inc. comes after a similar decision from Aunt Jemima's parent company, recognizing the racial stereotypes in the brands' origins.


    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...any-s-n1231329

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    I'm ahead of the curve here by far; Uncle Donk's Rice already hitting the shelves.....

    I'm gonna skull fuk ms. butterworth's down to the bottom shelf in grocery stores nationwide, as well......

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    I'm hearing the Lucky Charms Leprechaun is shitting in his pants, word is he's next.
    The Irish are up in arms.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I'm ahead of the curve here by far; Uncle Donk's Rice already hitting the shelves.....

    I'm gonna skull fuk ms. butterworth's down to the bottom shelf in grocery stores nationwide, as well......
    they aren't getting rid of them.

    The rice will probably be just called Ben's or George Floyd Rice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I'm hearing the Lucky Charms Leprechaun is shitting in his pants, word is he's next.
    The Irish are up in arms.


    Nasher, they got

    Mrs. Butter-woorths before that sweet leprechaun.

    Three down

    Who is next?

    Where's Mr. Peanut?

    Haven't seen him since the super bowl

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    Oh well. Jemima, Ben, and Mrs. B all had a good run. They’ll land on their feet I’m sure. At least, America is a better place now. Who will they get next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I'm hearing the Lucky Charms Leprechaun is shitting in his pants, word is he's next.
    The Irish are up in arms.



    I understand SCP are feeling the heat as well.


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    Getting rid of all black logos/characters?

    I'm sure in 3 years we will hear bitching from liberals because there are no black characters
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Here we go again . KFC will probably be heart broken


    The breakfast brand Aunt Jemima is removing its logo and will be renamed, amid public outcry that the branding perpetuated a racist stereotype, its parent company said Wednesday.

    Quaker Oats said in a statement that the longtime brand will remove the image of Aunt Jemima from its packaging starting at the end of 2020, and the name change will happen at a later date.
    That's Mrs. Buttersworth. lol

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    I bet we will get something like

    Uncle Brittany/Butch

    transgender white female turned male
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    That's Mrs. Buttersworth. lol
    Looks like Norm McDonald is out of yet another gig.
    Poor Norm, he can't seem to hold on to a job these days.

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    I would suggest only use Vermont Pure Maple Syrup Grade Fancy or Grade A Amber.

    Many of the derelicts here on SBR may not be able to afford this high dollar delicacy.

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    how long until this cereal gets yanked? I love this shit:


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    I wonder how the Kool Aid people feel now about Bill Cosby?
    Jello too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    That's Mrs. Buttersworth. lol
    OMG lol for some reason i thought it was Aunt Jemima

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyRocks View Post
    I would suggest only use Vermont Pure Maple Syrup Grade Fancy or Grade A Amber.

    Many of the derelicts here on SBR may not be able to afford this high dollar delicacy.
    Most of the people at SBR cannot afford anything higher than a McDonalds Breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Most of the people at SBR cannot afford anything higher than a McDonalds Breakfast.
    I cannot eat their lunch or dinners maybe nuggets once in a blue moon. But i do love the breakfasts .

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