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    woman does something unimaginable to a customer's hotdog

    fast forward to 30 second mark


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    I've got a weird boner right now.

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    where in the hell does she work at??!!...I'll take two dogs to go!...
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    Wow... fish taco flavored hot dog for the win!

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    Stage. Fake news

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    clickbait
    quick time video edited

    problems:
    1) uploaded to facebook as quick time (not the format of a real restaurant camera)
    2) vague claim this happened in "california" and she's being charged
    3) man appears and reappears just in time for her not to get caught
    4) hot dog would be hot for serving
    5) camera obviously pointing right at her and she acts for the camera
    6) video cuts in and out only at the desired time
    7) if this happened it would be evidence held by police
    8) no restaurant would share this video
    9) camera black and white feed is not digital
    10) computer appears only used for these types of video and audio manipulations
    11) file m.mp4
    12) how in the world would this one person get this video
    13) first appearance was yesterday and this is from yesterday
    14) uploader has only been on you tube one week
    all other shares and clickbaits are same

    conclusion: fake or staged until proven otherwise
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I've got a weird boner right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wow... fish taco flavored hot dog for the win!

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    yes but is it kosher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DISTROYA View Post
    yes but is it kosher?


    I think she was making the hot dog for her boss. He's probably the one who installed the camera because he suspected something fishy was going on.

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    where is the restarurant? i wanna dine there now!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    clickbait
    quick time video edited

    problems:
    1) uploaded to facebook as quick time (not the format of a real restaurant camera)
    2) vague claim this happened in "california" and she's being charged
    3) man appears and reappears just in time for her not to get caught
    4) hot dog would be hot for serving
    5) camera obviously pointing right at her and she acts for the camera
    6) video cuts in and out only at the desired time
    7) if this happened it would be evidence held by police
    8) no restaurant would share this video
    9) camera black and white feed is not digital
    10) computer appears only used for these types of video and audio manipulations
    11) file m.mp4
    12) how in the world would this one person get this video
    13) first appearance was yesterday and this is from yesterday
    14) uploader has only been on you tube one week
    all other shares and clickbaits are same

    conclusion: fake or staged until proven otherwise
    re no. 4, recpients have informed me on many occasion my 'dog is hotter than any f'n derweinershcnizel they ever jammed up their hole(s)

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    It's the company's fault for not letting her know not to do that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    where is the restarurant? i wanna dine there now!!!!!
    sick fukk!


    Maybe the microwave was broken and she was just doing a quick reheat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    It's the company's fault for not letting her know not to do that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    sick fukk!


    Maybe the microwave was broken and she was just doing a quick reheat?
    hey, it couldn't be any worse than the time I was rollin' and so horned up that, when presented with a string on my babe, I said fuk it and started eatin' her anyway, pulled the tamp out of her, sucked it dry, then flung it accross the room..... "Dracula's tea bag".....

    loved that girl.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    sick fukk!


    Maybe the microwave was broken and she was just doing a quick reheat?
    I think this is what happened.

    Cant have unhappy customers for food taking too long.

    This employee was just being proactive.

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    disgusting savage

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    Lmaoooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    disgusting savage
    agreed...that peeping tom manager in the blue jacket should get fired pronto!...how dare him invade that poor girl's privacy...probably went home and rubbed one out wishing that was his pecker being stuffed into her twat!...

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    She could have shoved it up her ass and made a chilli dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    She could have shoved it up her ass and made a chilli dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    She could have shoved it up her ass and made a chilli dog

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    Does she normally not wear underwear? That's hot in itself. After she pulled it out, even at that long
    camera angle, you could see some white crustiness on the hot dog that she was inspecting and had to wipe
    her hand off of that crustiness. Could be a customer as horny as Donker and requested a fish smelling hot dog?

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    I wonder if the hot dog would be better if slo-roasted over night in her box......

    fall apart, literally melt in your mouth......

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    This is very good but would be even better is she was hot.

    What if you saw a very hot girl do this to your hot dog? Would you be angry or flattered? Report her or ask her out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hey, it couldn't be any worse than the time I was rollin' and so horned up that, when presented with a string on my babe, I said fuk it and started eatin' her anyway, pulled the tamp out of her, sucked it dry, then flung it accross the room..... "Dracula's tea bag".....

    loved that girl.....
    this one's for you pal ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I wonder if the hot dog would be better if slo-roasted over night in her box......

    fall apart, literally melt in your mouth......

    Donk,
    reminds me of the time when that woman asked for advice in the yahoo columns after she masturbated with an egg and then it got stuck in her vagina and 24 hrs later was hard boiled!...



    Something got stuck in my vagina? What should I do?


    Okay so please listen to what I have to say. Im really confused so a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg when right when I was about to orgasm, my vag just like, sucked it up. It was like a vaccum. Not just a regular vaccum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared that I spent the rest of the night trying to queef that egg out but it wouldn't come out.

    The next day, while I was playing basketball during gym, the egg fell out and into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out because I was scared people were going to think i was growing a penis or something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HARD-BOILED! My vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiling water! It hard-boiled an egg!

    Im not done! So I didnt know what else to do so i put the egg in the fridge and a couple hours later, my dad was eating an Egg Salad Sandwhich! He then started gagging and coughing.

    Should I tell my dad about the egg?

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    You sick fcks actually watched whatever she did. Well, now I know by reading. In High School, our home economics teacher, whatever the fck that teaches people, had a daughter like this. She double dipped with two frozen hot dogs, and they broke off inside. I'll pass on watching whatever they show. I do enjoy ketchup, so don't want that ruined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    You sick fcks actually watched whatever she did. Well, now I know by reading. In High School, our home economics teacher, whatever the fck that teaches people, had a daughter like this. She double dipped with two frozen hot dogs, and they broke off inside. I'll pass on watching whatever they show. I do enjoy ketchup, so don't want that ruined.
    She waited until her co worker wasn't looking. With no underwear on, lifts her leg onto a stool and drives that baby
    home. Guess there wasn't enough white paste on it so she does it again facing the camera.

    Inspecting it, making sure there was enough paste, which you can clearly see, places it neatly in the roll,
    wipes her fingers off of the paste and walks off to a happy customer who requested the paste dog.

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    yes, i've been meaning to point out that the title of this thread is way off.....

    it should be "dumb ho does something totally imaginable with hot dog," as most skanks would readily jam some oscar meyers up in their boxes if some were lying around and their vibrator had shorted out, or had been left at work, or stolen by their gay brother.....

    speaking of the gays, somebody find that story where one gay decided it would be a good idea to pour half a bag of wet concrete up his lover's ass.... only to see it harden and have to be jack hammered out of the lover's anal canal..... (the kicker was the doctors/construction workers found a ping pong ball encased in the concrete)......

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    This is very good but would be even better is she was hot.

    What if you saw a very hot girl do this to your hot dog? Would you be angry or flattered? Report her or ask her out?
    if i was single, i'd eat the hot dog like a rabid coyote and ask her to marry me

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    Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
    Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
    some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
    Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
    we both would be embarrassed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Was doing some work at my ex sister in laws one day installing window blinds in their bedroom.
    Don't know if it was on purpose or inadvertent, but she had left her dildo/ vibrater out. It had
    some paste on it and the perv I am, took a sniff. Pungent. Her sister's box, my wife, didn't smell that bad.
    Didn't have the balls to tell her to wash the dildo after use, because that would mean I smelled it and
    we both would be embarrassed.

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